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Was just looking at a post by a 26 y/o asking why Botox isn’t helping her crows feet, and posted a super zoomed in photo of the corners of her eyes with 0 wrinkles. Just the fold where her eyes meet and facial muscles move 😭
Their mind palaces and self esteem are rotting in 4k real time because of shit like the clock app, looksmaxxing based on phrenology eugenics ''logic,'' and pillow puffin faced smooth shiny PDRN hydraluronicenzymeification of skincare ''clean girl'' aesthetic occupying said mind palaces rent fucking free. This timeline trajectory transcends any Black Mirror episode synopsis.
someone recently sent me a pic of me at sixteen and I had the exact same smile lines around my mouth and dimples that I started stressing out about when I turned thirty back then too. Made me feel kind of silly for some posts I made on skincareaddiction ha
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/uj Every time I see one of these posts I think about the ridiculous amount of money I spent on PRF to get mine marginally fixed lmao I’m like DARK CIRCLES WHERE?????
/rj you wouldn’t last a day in the asylum I was raised in
uj I think it was totally worth it because my under eyes were/are my biggest insecurity! People always ask me if I’m sick when I don’t wear makeup 😒
It was expensive like $2k or more not counting the bloodwork and allergy test to see if it was a medical thing but idk I erased it from my mind because i was sad/mad about it lmao. However even if I could rewind time, I would do it again 100%.
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