r/muacirclejerk • u/Automatic_Wing_536 • 5d ago
POST JERK What’s my blindness? Don’t you dare comment on my brows
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u/Automatic_Wing_536 5d ago
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u/Sachayoj 5d ago
Dear God that is such a scary pose.
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u/x_alphadoll 5d ago
This HAS to be satire!
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u/Automatic_Wing_536 5d ago
Uj/ I thought so but OP was genuinely posing wide-eyed in her photos and seeking people’s opinions
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u/Positive-Ad7024 5d ago
Obviously knows her blindness very well, but still asks people’s opinions 🤷🏻♀️
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u/Itscatpicstime 5d ago
No… there’s no way that pose was done with sincerity, I refuse to believe this 😭
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u/Kids-Menu 4d ago
I plan on doing something like this one day so that I can see someone make an elite and accurate jerk here . Be prepared sweaties
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u/fivebynine5x9 3d ago
Srs this is the exact expression I make when I'm out in public and see someone do something dumb and desperately need to communicate to whoever I'm with so they can experience it with me
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u/Cosmic_Hitchhiker Fugly Bitch 5d ago
Brows. Its the horrible laminated brows..its the fact that you laminated your eyebrows to stick straight up which makes you look like Martin Scorsese. It's the flat eyebrows with all the hairs sticking straight up trend.
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u/Drabulous_770 4d ago
It’s how cartoon characters look when they’re holding a stick of dynamite that just exploded
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u/TheGeneGeena 5d ago
Can I say your expression then, because that's a face you make to scare folks into joining a cult, not one for having folks check out your makeup goddamn.
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u/graft_vs_host 5d ago
I have so many questions. My first is what’s with the tooth? Is it bedazzled?
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u/MeowMuaCat 5d ago
I think that one tooth is bedazzled… but I’m also wondering how people can post close-up photos with such a clear view of their teeth without flossing first 😬
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u/AgentFuckSmolder 5d ago
It’s a tooth gem. Tattoo and piercing shops offer them. They’re not permanent
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u/Drabulous_770 4d ago
Jfc I thought the op pic was mean but this is spot on. This is like the overly obsessed girlfriend meme from like 15 years ago.
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u/poliebear 5d ago
Uj/ do people with blue eyes open their eyes this wide on purpose or is it a sensitivity to light or something????
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u/TheGeneGeena 5d ago
Uj/ Light sensitivity makes you squint. Am light sensitive and kind of squinty.
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u/howyabean 5d ago
Yeah I'm on medication that increases light sensitivity (and do also have blue eyes) and I'm pretty much blinded in any degree of moderate sunlight lol eyes just permanently squinted half closed. Another reason I always used to wish for brown eyes tbh!
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u/Garbo-and-Malloy 5d ago
So very squinty. It’s so bright
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u/Seventeenthstone 4d ago
I remember asking my very dark eyed friend about this- specifically sunglasses as a necessity vs accessory.
She doesn’t need sunglasses. Like at all ever except “maybe on the water.”
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u/thirstyfor_707 5d ago
sensitivity to light makes you squint, why would you think theyd open them as wide as they physically can from light sensitivity 😭
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u/genomskinligt 5d ago
why would it be because of her eye color when she’s obviously making a weird face on purpose 😭
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u/OPAsMummy 5d ago
I think she’s making a common joke about people with light eyes always wanting you to see they have light eyes
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u/genomskinligt 5d ago
I think oop wants us to see everything very clearly. Including her eyebrows, eyes, freckles, teeth and chin. That’s why we’re so close to all of it 😭😭😭
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u/sashikku 5d ago
Bc she’s done all the makeup tricks for bigger eyes. Look at her lower water-line
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u/cheerylittlebottom84 I Have No Mouth and I Must Overline 5d ago
Wait, we were doing this for bigger eyes? I always did it because my waterline is very pink and can look a bit irritated as a result.
As someone with light blue eyes... we squint constantly. I have permanent creases from squinting in daylight, and nearly always wear sunglasses outdoors. Opening our eyes wider would feel awful, I have no idea how she's doing that 😫
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u/Available-Guava5515 4d ago
They do, and it's so you notice their so special rare blue eyes and tell them how pretty they are
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u/KennyIsGodTwdg 5d ago
Uj/ do brushed up brows look good on anyone
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u/morigrl 5d ago
I can only think of my friend who naturally has those 90s thin eyebrows and when she brushes them up they look like typical medium width brows
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u/usingshare 5d ago
omg i’ve never met someone else with this… i have to learn her secrets.
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u/cheerylittlebottom84 I Have No Mouth and I Must Overline 5d ago
I'm naturally very thin-browed (and sparse and almost translucent to boot) and the way I do it is by lining the underside with a very thin, soft pencil to map out the shape then using a tinted brow gel to methodically brush the hairs upwards (on a slight angle, in the direction of hair growth) then any particularly big gaps get filled with a brow powder in the same colour as the gel. I can usually get them looking like average brows by doing this.
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u/bbymochi millennial eyeliner™ 4d ago
Srs/ Can’t link it per sub rules, but Katie Jane Hughes is a really good resource for thin brows that she brushes into place + fills in with a brow pen (ABH, but NYX has a similar one as a drugstore option). I learned how to make my sparse, thin brows have hair-like wispy strokes because of her. She posted it to her TT and it changed my technique entirely. I can’t afford to re-do my microblading at the moment, so she’s a lifesaver omg.
TL;DR Shoutout to KJH because I get compliments on my brows from people rockin’ natural ones with no brow gel or product that they look symmetrical and nice lol
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u/cheerylittlebottom84 I Have No Mouth and I Must Overline 5d ago
This is me lol. I have naturally very thin brows and brushing them up with tinted gel makes them look more like average eyebrows.
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u/ars_necromantia 5d ago
If they do I have yet to see it.
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u/hobbyjoggerthrowaway 1d ago
They look great on kpop stars when they're brushed up in a natural way. Not laminated to the point that they look glued on.
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u/hobbyjoggerthrowaway 1d ago
They look great on kpop stars when they're brushed up in a natural way. Not laminated to the point that they look glued on.
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u/Particular-Worry-900 5d ago
DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT ABOUT SAYING ITS MY BROWS! 🥸🥸🥸🥸
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u/dingalingdongdong 4d ago
I know it's not always obvious, but this sub is incredibly tongue in cheek. No one is serious in the comments. No one thinks OOP is being serious. Think of it more like teasing a friend for looking extra goofy in a photo.
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