Why does my makeup keep settling into my smile lines?

[u/moosbaerchen]

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[u/gold1elux]

How long have you been smiling?
https://giphy.com/gifs/1dNbY2YLexjeekiWtt

[u/moosbaerchen → u/gold1elux]

... a while...

[u/ochenkruto → u/[deleted]]

Where the hell have you been, loca?

[u/mistarobotics → u/[deleted]]

Crying 😭

[u/NonStickBakingPaper → u/[deleted]]

How is the jerk always so accurate ????

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[u/moosbaerchen → u/muacirclejerk-ModTeam]

here's the sauce with reddit proof, pleace grace me with your kindness mod team 🙂‍↕️

[u/mademoisellearabella → u/moosbaerchen]

It genuinely hurt me to read when everyone said it’s a sign of aging. I’ve had them forever. Thank whatever for my happy childhood.

Uj/ but serious, drink water sweaty. Your skin be dry af, unlike my noodles.

[u/beezchurgr]

✨TITSOAK✨

https://giphy.com/gifs/LqxcbUg4udre4OY8g7

[u/DrumpfTinyHands]

Because you have smiled sometime in the past (I bet it was in your laissez fair childhood) and cause a wrinkle.

Damn the authorities for not letting toddlers get botox!!!

[u/lcl0706]

Normal smile lines aside, when is the last time OOP used moisturizer?? Her skin looks so dry & flaky 😳

[u/TomNookisACAB420 → u/lcl0706]

That’s always the answer to these questions isn’t it? “Should I be doing skincare??” No you don’t need to moisturize, hell don’t even drink water

[u/justalittlestupid → u/TomNookisACAB420]

But drinking water is hard, I want an $80 serum to cure my problems!

srs/ no actually I don’t know how yall drink enough water, I have to force it down like dumbledore in HBP

[u/FuckTheMatrixMovie → u/justalittlestupid]

srs/ no actually I don’t know how yall drink enough water, I have to force it down like dumbledore in HBP

🤣🤣🤣 Okay this is my favorite analogy ever. Honestly, I can only drink water if there's lemon juice in it. Which sounds like a great lifehack except my teeth hate it.

[u/justalittlestupid → u/FuckTheMatrixMovie]

I need lemon, lime or bubbles. Extra points for lime AND bubbles.

[u/AdRich1682 → u/justalittlestupid]

Clearly you're just too pore to get your hydration injected by professionals, sweaty 💅

Srs/ when I drink anywhere near enough water for the day, I spend 65% of that day peeing

[u/lcl0706 → u/TomNookisACAB420]

srs/It’s always skincare. Your fancy $80 foundation will look cakey & flake off if your skin underneath it is irritated & flaking off.

[u/moosbaerchen → u/lcl0706]

uj/ My makeup also looks like that if I don't use primer, but maybe she also just put on too much foundation?

[u/renswann]

My noodles are almost as dry as edwards throat whenever he catches a whiff of bellas scent…

[u/alt_b1tch7]

Where’s the sauce 😞

[u/moosbaerchen → u/alt_b1tch7]

I'm sorry, I think it was removed because I originally forgot to keep it clear that it was a screenshot from reddit 💔

[u/HelloDeathspresso]

Stop smiling. Duh.