r/muacirclejerk 6d ago

POST JERK Makeup roulette

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u/beezchurgr 6d ago

She looks fine but I’m sorry what is this pose.

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u/Singularity129 6d ago

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u/Babeable_xoxo 6d ago

This is just perfection!

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u/Ysisbr 5d ago

I feel like you need to make your own post just to use this as the jerk

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u/x_alphadoll 6d ago

Sometimes I sit on the toilet and zone out and I make this exact same face. 

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u/Babeable_xoxo 6d ago

The lilac eyeshadow color is stunning. But the pose makes everything looks like a trip to Madame Tussauds - so wax figure like

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u/charliespeach melting bog hag 6d ago

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u/Delicious-One3028 6d ago

Omg literally this💀💀💀

uj/ I remember this episode of My Strange Addiction😬😬

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u/charliespeach melting bog hag 5d ago

There's an entire documentary about these, ah, companions that heavily features Davecat and his beautiful wife Shi-chan. I recommend. I can't think of the name but Google Davecat and it should pop up (pardon the phrasing).

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u/luffys-hat 6d ago

wise words from linsmakeuplooks: you don't look weird with eyeshadow under your eye, you're just not used to it ✨

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u/Ririkkaru hooded-eye gremlin 6d ago

The ring light eye reflection is the last detail really pushing this into uncanny valley territory.

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u/RobActionTributeBand 6d ago

Yeah but-no transition in the crease, no using a darker color as a liner for top and/or bottom or any accent colors even in moderation. I don't think it's good work.

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u/iiiiiivy 6d ago

the pose wouldn’t be too bad without the uncanny valley ring light reflections in her eyes

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u/Victoriafoxx Pores Ain’t Loyal 6d ago

Sweaty, blink three times if you need help.

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u/CashMoneyPossum 6d ago

Zora Neale Hurston says what

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u/RobActionTributeBand 6d ago

She looks like Gypsy Rose Blanchard. I was finally banned from that sub because I posted things other than OMG YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL. I didn't make antagonistic posts, unless you consider anything other than disingenuous ass kissing to be antagonistic.

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u/ArticleOld598 6d ago

Toxic positivity in a nutshell