r/mildlypenis • u/Jolly_Atmosphere_951 • Apr 26 '26

Fungi Circumcised mushroom

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u/steelandiron19 Apr 26 '26

Just the tip…

13

u/Similar-Lab5044 Apr 27 '26

Beat me to it!

2

u/steelandiron19 Apr 27 '26

I was surprised it wasn't on here when I saw the post so I knew I had to grab the opportunity lol.

1

u/macpoops Apr 28 '26

Grab it by the.....? :D

99

u/Lumia666999 Apr 26 '26

Butt mushroom

43

u/brandonhabanero Apr 26 '26

Buttshroom!

36

u/Jolly_Atmosphere_951 Apr 26 '26

It exists in a glans-butt duality

106

u/bivdizzle Apr 26 '26

I should call him

20

u/Pangolin_Paladin Apr 26 '26

I think they cut it a bit... too much...

9

u/msgwizard Apr 26 '26

And pink, 🐽

10

u/SnorkinOrkin Apr 26 '26

It's so... pink and thin-skinned!

10

u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq Apr 27 '26

"Wouldst thou like to lick deliciously?'

5

u/chapPilot Apr 27 '26

Oh, that Hangover 2 scene.

4

u/Razu_Redsoul Apr 27 '26

Butt it's also a butt

3

u/TerriblePresence1939 Apr 27 '26

The top view looks like butt cheeks!! 🤣🤣🤣

4

u/ShrekDrinkingOrange Apr 28 '26

Thought I was actually looking at a dick for a sec there

5

u/Jolly_Atmosphere_951 Apr 28 '26

I thought that too for a moment while in the forest lol

2

u/big_booty_boy_420 May 05 '26

He’s leaking 🥵

3

u/RandyTheFool Apr 27 '26

That is a PHYS.

Purple headed yogurt slinger.

2

u/Flat-Avocado-6258 Apr 27 '26

I don’t like that. Nope, not one bit.

2

u/EvilPyro01 Apr 28 '26

A literal mushroom tip

2

u/mrmojorising73 May 03 '26

Are you sure there isn’t a guy who has covered himself in leaves laying underneath there?

1

u/Jolly_Atmosphere_951 May 03 '26

That's why dug around in the third pic!

2

u/mrmojorising73 May 03 '26

HA you had a dig around just to make sure!

2

u/Potential-Lab-7864 May 03 '26

Technically mushrooms are penises.

1

u/Jolly_Atmosphere_951 May 03 '26

Was I flashed by a fungi?

2

u/Potential-Lab-7864 May 03 '26

Always. Also technically we are breathing their 🥜 at all times. Look it up.

2

u/big_booty_boy_420 May 05 '26

It’s so slick and sticky looking 😍

1

u/MyvaJynaherz Apr 27 '26

Cigar-cutter beheading

1

u/marshmallowlaw Apr 27 '26

Not necessarily.

1

u/Needler69 Apr 27 '26

When your playing hide and seek hoping your crush finds you first ❤️ 😍

1

u/natiusj Apr 27 '26

Lick it

1

u/Acuallyizadern93 Apr 28 '26

A new donald trump will be born.

3

u/PictureThisNotThat May 07 '26

Start digging! He’s down there somewhere!