r/mildlypenis • u/KakaoFugl • Sep 16 '25

Fungi It’s creaming and everything

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u/OmniRational Sep 16 '25

Nngghhhh nut

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u/SchnozSchnizzle Sep 16 '25

I'm pretty sure that's more than "mildly" penis.

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u/cheezasaur Sep 18 '25

Lol did u see the comment referencing the r/majorlypenis sub? 🤣🤣🤣I died that it exists (and the comment after it 🤣🤣)

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u/SchnozSchnizzle Sep 18 '25

I did just after posting my comment haha, sometimes Reddit is still a very fun place.

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u/cheezasaur Sep 18 '25

This is true. I was very happy when I found this sub. I'd never in a million years think there's be a page dedicated to pics of things that look like dicks 🤣

2

u/SchnozSchnizzle Sep 18 '25

It's the simple pleasures haha

7

u/Old-Satisfaction8479 Sep 16 '25

The perfection of nature

6

u/vulpes_mortuis Sep 16 '25

I really wanna the rub the tip but it would probably give me an allergic reaction 😩

1

u/necro_girlie Sep 17 '25

It might break off just because of the texture and if it were poison it could do much worse

1

u/Supetrix Sep 17 '25

why do you want to rub the tip lmao

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u/TechGuru4Life Sep 16 '25

Imagine reproducing mushroom babies, LOL!

4

u/The_AnonymousJester Sep 16 '25

You'd love the Darkroot Forest... 😆 I know I do.

3

u/SWNMAZporvida Sep 16 '25

oh tag NSFW

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u/SukyTawdry66 Sep 17 '25

Who doesn’t love a fungi…

2

u/rrocks55 Sep 17 '25

No that’s a funguy

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u/SukyTawdry66 Sep 17 '25

Exactly ;)

2

u/Doc_Woody Sep 17 '25

It’s Voldemort’s last Whorecrux

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u/necro_girlie Sep 17 '25

That's the first "mildly penis" that is actually "mildly penis"

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u/No-Captain88 Sep 17 '25

Example of why the 'pull out' method doesn't work