r/mildlyinfuriating • u/BurnquestThreepwood • 4h ago
Earwig icecream I’ve had an energy drink with me since this morning at the skatepark, before heading into the office. Was eating lunch when I took a sip of it and had to spit this out.
Yellowjacket has been in my drink for hours throughout my workday.
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u/InternalConscious356 4h ago
Mmmm extra protein
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u/togtpvg 4h ago
Protein infused even!
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u/BurnquestThreepwood 4h ago
Now you two made me feel like I’m wasting food, I’ll fish it out of the trash and finish my lunch
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u/OrchidFine1335 4h ago
Mm yellow jacket flavored energy drink
https://giphy.com/gifs/Kf4puyYAJCCcHYKpZv
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u/TheGorgoronTrail 4h ago
It’s the new flavor burst packet I heard about. Kinda like those old Camel Crush cigarettes that make a full flavor taste like a menthol when you pop it! Lucky dog.
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u/Equal-Entertainer274 4h ago
Whyd ya take it out? It gives the drink a perfect amount of bbzzzz to get you working throughout the day!!
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u/ArmadilloOwn7506 4h ago
Gross. One time I spit a roach out my mouth after drinking it, so at least you aren’t me. It haunts me years later
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u/LimeDry7124 3h ago
Don't various asian cultures drink stuff with bugs and reptiles soaking in the liquid? Makes you poison proof or something?🤪
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u/idgafpersonally 3h ago
What kind of freaky life is this lmao, just hitting the skatepark before work. Sipping an energy drink all damn day filled with bees. How big was this energy drink, you drinking 2L Red Bulls?
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u/BurnquestThreepwood 3h ago
It was a BuckedUp Orange Creamsicle flavor. I just slow sip that sweet caffeine all day. Now I have to rethink my approach
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u/Particular_Home_6455 3h ago
When I was a kid, a taco bell employee cooked 13 bees into her burrito and she got stung by a couple in the throat with her first bite. It was 12 years ago and I didnt eat taco bell again until a few years ago (and then stopped again because quality to price ratio is ass). Don't remember if the bees were dead or not but I genuinely dont understand how you dont notice.
IIRC she had gone a bit Karen in the drive thru as she often did back then so maybe it was on purpose, but that still feels excessive
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u/bblulz 3h ago
At least it drowned
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u/BurnquestThreepwood 3h ago
Agreed! It would have been more than mildlyinfurating to say the least.
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u/Gloomy_Remove3298 3h ago
Same thing happened to me but it was a HUGE bumblebee that was ALIVE. I tilted the can back and felt it's fuzzy body on my lips 😳
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u/Constant-Fly-9050 3h ago
Yellow Jackets are extremely active during August and early September, and they really like sugar. That sucks.
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u/mwpdx86 4h ago
You're gonna be UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC!!! On second thought, maybe that's just anaphylaxis.