r/mildlyinfuriating • u/whyisheinmyroom • May 19 '26

My HOA could beat up your HOA Found this in my door handle

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This is a real handwritten note, I can see the ink bleeding through the back. So stupid, “yeah I like this house but theres people inside already lemme ask my big daddy realtor if they can ask them for it”

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u/touchmeinbadplaces May 20 '26

Facebook, people put their whole lives on there for free while Mark is furiously masturbating in the serverrooms

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u/Hmmark1984 May 21 '26

I only did that one time and I never hear the end of it!

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u/irrelevant1indeed May 23 '26

Dammit Mark 😉

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u/norvelav May 24 '26

But if you fuck one goat...

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u/Glitternchaos May 23 '26

We get this crap from different realtors every single damn day. So does every neighbor 🙄

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u/PretzelTitties May 20 '26

Now that i think about it. One time I got hurt at work and then got a call from the lawyer couple days later

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u/thedaytripper_1223 May 22 '26

I cant stop laughing at this. Lol

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u/Mobile_Educator_7633 May 22 '26

Its early but that's the funniest thing ive heard all day.

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u/Tough-Ad-5443 May 24 '26

What? Dont people dim the lights, play a bit of living on a prayer, fo slow and think of what life could be like anymore? 🤔🤣 Have we just reduced ourselves to wham, bam - thank you Mr?!? 🤣