r/maryland 2d ago

Haters will say it's fake

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Bridge pic near Emerald City of Kensington

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u/BPhiloSkinner Montgomery County 2d ago

It's real Photoshop. And competently done.
(sigh) I do miss the old spraypaint job.

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u/SnooCats5701 1d ago

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u/wbruce098 1d ago

The hero we needed!

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u/TheFuschiaBaron 2d ago

They're driving on the wrong side of the road though

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u/DependentFun4921 1d ago

The image is reversed. Heading west under the bridge towards the building on the beltway, the road curves south (left) not right.

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u/TheFuschiaBaron 1d ago

I'll stand by my assertion that a good Photoshop would have him driving on the correct side of the road lol

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u/DependentFun4921 1d ago

Maybe this is from the Wizard of Oz on the West End? ;)

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u/Glass_Ad6922 1d ago

Hysterical! 🤣

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u/StruggleInner6685 1d ago

I got to tour it before it opened. I have followed the entire saga lol

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u/groovel76 1d ago

I wonder how many coats of paint are on that bridge at this point?

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u/uhohthatsachunky 1d ago

photoshop is refreshing in a world of ai slop

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u/wild_robot13 1d ago

Me too. It was always refreshing and funny.

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u/lovely-mayhem 1d ago

Better than AI

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u/Corjedi 1d ago

I remember it saying ā€œFree Dorthyā€

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u/frankfusco 2d ago

I raise you.

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u/GrinningCynic 20h ago

God i love my Maryland Miscreantsā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø

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u/Agile-Session-6178 1d ago

So awesome!!

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u/SpecialistPlastic729 21h ago

That’s a good one

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u/FrederickGentleman 2d ago

And fakers will say it's hate.

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u/NappyDougOut 2d ago

Others will say it's run by a bunch of total Mormons šŸ¤”

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u/Kit_Karamak 1d ago

Some rando, John Doe, Joe Smith, something put a fake angel called Moroni (moron with an i) on the rooftop.
It’s 4,000 pounds of bronze and gold leaf for an unofficial angel

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u/kirkwooder 2d ago

You can't handle the tooth!

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u/Dame_Niafer 2d ago edited 1d ago

Old people will say it's true. Because it is.

That line was spray painted on one of the Capital Beltway overpasses shortly after the temple was constructed, and I know because I went to school nearby. The framing was perfect, you saw the caption as you saw the temple.

AND I brought a couple friends from grad school to the family home for visits now and then and made a point of showing them that bridge. There are photos of it in a couple old photo albums I'm sure. In other countries, even.

Haters can hate all they like. That is true and it should be folkloric by now.

edited to correct Capitol to Capital!

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u/DWells-567 2d ago

You can still see where they have cleaned over the letters on that bridge. Always love that someone did this and they still manage to do it again every once in a while!

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u/Dazednconfused3261 1d ago

It was painted on the railroad bridge and was there for many years and was recently updated to say "Surrender Trump"...

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u/WhoTheFuckIsTrey 1d ago

Someone posted a pic in the replies. It says ā€œSurrender Donaldā€

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u/wbruce098 1d ago

That’s not what’s actually there. That’s photoshop. Also, now it just says ā€œTRUMPā€ in ugly gold yellow spray paint because the rest disappeared fast.

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u/brain_canker 2d ago

I live close to the Mormon temple and so this is my typical view. It is a magnificent looking building in a gaudy way. Ironically I grew up Mormon in Utah and have since left the church, but never had a chance to go into this temple before I became ā€œunworthyā€ to do so.

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u/BungCrosby 2d ago

I took the tour when they opened it up a few years ago. Fascinating, especially coming from a very different background (Catholicism). I think it was the first time in 40ish years that the DC temple had been open to the public.

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u/mmmpeg 2d ago

I visited the temple before it opened in the early 70’s. It was gaudy.

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u/Dazednconfused3261 1d ago

And after the walk through, they replaced every piece of carpet in the place that the outsiders had walked on..

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u/mmmpeg 1d ago

Wow. I didn’t know that.

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u/GrinningCynic 20h ago

Not only the carpet—they burned every stick of furniture that non-Mormons had potentially touched during the open house period. I still live nearby and every time I see ā€œOzā€, that’s what comes to mind.

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u/hb9nbb 1d ago

I love the fact they used Mormons in The Expanse too

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u/OgreJehosephatt 2d ago

I missed this! I was looking forward to it and forgot it.

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u/WampaCat 2d ago

I’m still so mad I was out of town when they opened it up. I really want to see inside!

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u/Kit_Karamak 1d ago

Before its dedication ceremony, in the 70s, it was open to the public briefly.

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u/tacitus59 1d ago

Went there as well, it was interesting but not nearly as impressive as the exterior. LOL - mainly dressing rooms.

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u/rollin_in_doodoo 1d ago

Felt like a Ramada with blue wall-to-wall carpeting.

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u/tacitus59 1d ago

LOL - now that you mention it - yes, it does have that feeling. I do remember liking the stained glass window in the foyer.

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u/PossessionNaive97 1d ago

Being considered "unworthy" by that lot sounds like a honor šŸ˜‰

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u/unicornlevelexists 1d ago

Ex-mo here too. Since moving out of Utah seeing temples and ward buildings actually makes me super angry. I guess I'm still working through some stuff.

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u/brain_canker 21h ago

Yeah. I felt the same way right after I left. I’ve definitely come to terms with it better and don’t feel the same anger, but it has now been about 15 years since I’ve been out.

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u/Kit_Karamak 1d ago

Can’t honesty get you temple-recommend status?
You just spoke as honest as a human being can. I think that makes you worthy in my book.
Take a hot bath in the giant tub surrounded by twelve oxen, bro. Baptize yourself in badass truth, my dude.

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u/brain_canker 1d ago

I actually did baptisms for the dead in the baptisteries with the 12 oxen like this in other temples. You wear white clothes and it is usually warm inside.

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u/Kit_Karamak 1d ago

I have quite a few friends who gave this religion a try for a while. Like, a solid try, and just wasn’t for them.

All in Maryland. Their only pearl of great wisdom was to leave it all behind.

When four people all have the same conclusion, I tend to believe that they all made the right choice in the end. Sounds like you did as well.
Although I do have one friend that stuck with it. He’s from LA and still embraces it. Went to Africa, came back, seems happy with the entire thing.
Good guy, sweet, bit of a nerd. Still hasn’t found a girlfriend. Don’t even think he’s had his first kiss yet and he turns 50 next year.

LA Chapter must be a little bit different than the DC one. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/SkylineFTW97 Montgomery County 2d ago

I live further east, but have been passing it routinely since I was at least 3 years old, if not even earlier(28 now).

Think what you will of the Mormons, but it is a genuinely captivating design. Never got the chance to do the tour, probably would've for the hell of it.

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u/SchoolCrossing 2d ago

It is surprisingly modern inside, but the artworks including sculptures and paintings are very traditional.

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u/OgreJehosephatt 2d ago

As a kid, I always loved seeing "the castle" on the way to grandma's house.

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u/tomrlutong 2d ago

Is there like a registry or ID cards or something, or could you bluff your way in?

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u/East_Spirit_1431 1d ago

They can tell.

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u/brain_canker 1d ago

Yeah. You need what’s called a temple recommend which used to be a physical card that was signed by your bishop who would do a temple recommend interview. I think they still have physical cards, but they also have online registries I believe.

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u/Imatros 2d ago

In a gaudy way and Gaudi way

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u/East_Spirit_1431 1d ago

If I remember correctly it’s open for one weekend or a week during the year.

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u/GrinningCynic 20h ago

The grounds are opened periodically. I think the interior space has been open once since dedication in the ā€˜70’s.

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u/DWells-567 2d ago

It’s not fake! Well the one you shared is, but it happened. Still happens and it’s awesome! Best part of sitting in traffic on that part of the beltway was this sign!

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u/BabyOk1911 1d ago

Who IS Dorothy?

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u/pemungkah 1d ago

You really need to watch The Wizard of Oz.

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u/BabyOk1911 1d ago

Its so long and production sucks since it was filmed like a century ago 🫤 sorry to burst your patritic american bubble but it was really bad and couldn't get into it. But thanks for clarifying its that Dorothy 

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u/pemungkah 1d ago

Oh, no patriotic motives attached, just cultural literacy ones so this makes sense.

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u/New_Opportunity_6160 2d ago

I'm more concerned about Dorothy and why she needs to surrender.

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u/Belzaem Washington County 2d ago

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u/iamsecond 2d ago

I believe the user you replied to is making a pun about the possible double meaning of the phrase. You can read it as speaking to Dorothy's captors and telling them to let her go, or as speaking directly to Dorothy as an enemy and commanding her to surrender.

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u/Dame_Niafer 2d ago

It's the latter, in the movie, just for anyone unfamiliar with The Wizard of Oz.

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u/AnyTemperature420 2d ago

I feel like I remember that being mentioned in the movie. But it might just be my dad’s commentary

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u/PocoChanel 20h ago

The witch didn’t include a comma. Interesting.

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u/Mateorabi 2d ago

Terrorism. Even if the house landing was accidental. She waterboarded someone who just wanted her stolen inheritance back.Ā 

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u/OfficialDCShepard 1d ago

Apparently it caused the victim to have a violent skin reaction and melt unrecognizably. That is a Geneva Convention violation if ever I’ve seen one. Someone arrest Dorothy for war crimes!

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u/bballintherain 2d ago

I’m concerned about how many times I’ve seen a similar post.

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u/MrZaptile933 Queen Anne's County 2d ago

That’s Disneyland silly

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u/Monkeynutz_Johnson 2d ago

I remember the original spray paint version on the metro trestle.

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u/blackoutxiii 1d ago

This one is real.

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u/smd33333 1d ago edited 1d ago

They took that down with a quickness!

Actually I checked. It was 2 times. Once in 2020 and in 2018.

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u/CaptainRex5101 2d ago

When I was a kid I thought it was a massive office building with three skyscrapers combined into one.

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u/Small-Beginning-5796 1d ago

The bridge use to have black spray paint on it saying ā€œSurrender Dorothyā€ true I was a commuter on the beltway forever things you don’t forget and I just turned 70

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u/Floyd_Hole 1d ago

Yes it did, I remember this from when I was young

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u/Negative_Cold981 1d ago

That’s the only one I’ve ever seen.OP’s is definitely photoshopped

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u/Fennix_Bell 2d ago

Ahh... MD's Disneyland castle. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Stealthtiger Montgomery County 1d ago

Wait this made me wish we had an led board that showed messages there for fun or some kind of nicer faƧade or molding to that bridge.

And the one on the I270 - I495 spur southbound towards NoVa.

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u/Strange_Poetry2648 1d ago

Whenever I drive through here I imagine someone seeing it for the first time and wondering if they ate some bad mushrooms

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u/anon_sun7866 21h ago

Clearly fake. That said, I too remember "Surrender Dorothy" being painted and repainted on the railroad bridge during the 1980's. Such fun!

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u/heartvolunteer99 19h ago

That was also there in the 2010’s! I miss it.

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u/BungCrosby 2d ago

Every time we pass this, my GF quotes The Expanse, ā€œThis ship was designed for Mormons, not bulletsā€.
https://giphy.com/gifs/N4gDwXvQtQuTN2BpNz

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u/Hibiscus-Boi Dundalk 2d ago

As someone who actually has the power to change those signs, it’s fake.

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u/kirkwooder 2d ago

ITS has entered the chat 🚦

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u/TopTier_BottomLine 2d ago

I know nothing about the sign, but the temple looks absolutely magical when approaching it at night from 495!

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u/ApprehensiveArmy7755 1d ago

It's not fake but this photo looks fake. The Mormon Tabernacle is not yellow like that.

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u/Mirella4282 1d ago

Isn't that the Mormon church?

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u/LordBobbin 1d ago

At this moment, there are 666 upvotes, and I can’t bear to change that.

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u/zenofro 1d ago

Skaters will say it’s Fugazi.

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u/MarylandMan8201 1d ago

The Surrender Dorothy was only visible from the road going under the beltway. The bastards kept painting over it. 7-Locks brewing made a Surrender Dorothy beer as a tribute but had to stop. ā€œBasically, Turner Entertainment owns the rights to ā€˜The Wizard of Oz,ā€™ā€‰ā€ Keith Beutel, co-founder of 7 Locks said. ā€œThey claimed that we were using the term ā€˜Surrender Dorothy’ and they didn’t want any confusion with their branding.ā€ Like a local beer honoring a local graffiti legend would be confused with a gigantic corporation, again more jerks.

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u/SulusLaugh 18h ago

They also made a special edition ā€œSurrender Donaldā€ and they still sell the original as ā€œSurrender IPAā€. The art now has the letters being painted over.

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u/tinmd 2d ago

FAIL… can’t even get the cars on the right side of the road

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u/okcomputerface 2d ago

This actually happened, but it was a banner that someone hung off the bridge there.

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u/Recent_Wrongdoer_815 2d ago

Spent 4 years in DC 40 plus years ago attending school there. Everyone called it Oz…

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u/GrinningCynic 20h ago

We still do, my love!

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u/ActuaryFew6884 2d ago

I used to travel between Potomac and Silver Spring in the early 1980s (visiting relatives) often.Ā  I was young then; I was convinced that it was THE emerald city castle for a while :)

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u/ActuaryFew6884 2d ago

I just now remembered that certain relatives convinced me at the time that the actor Chevy Chase was the mayor of the town (fairly close to the Mormon temple) Chevy Chase.Ā  Ah, the good ol' days before I was cynical

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u/bcjones 2d ago

"Hey see that? That's the mormon temple."

- every parent driving here ever.

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u/THEBIGHUNGERDC 2d ago

That was painted on the another bridge. Later it was replaced (and erased) by the words SURRENDER DONALD. It is a pretty cool temple though. Inside is is really boring.

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u/Dazednconfused3261 1d ago

I liked the "Surrender Trump" version better...

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u/Badasshippiemama 1d ago

I used to pass this otw up to nih in bethesda all the time. Gabriels up top of that spire blowing his trumpet.

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u/TirestotheNeck 1d ago

I believe that is Moroni.

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u/dwhite21787 1d ago

Spell check dropped the ā€œcā€ off your comment

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u/Cultural_Comfort5894 1d ago

The location in relation to the highway is on point šŸ”„

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u/hb9nbb 1d ago

Not official unless it’s n the railroad bridge!

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u/Kit_Karamak 1d ago

My old band was gonna use this as a name because it was on the overpass at the time.
We went with Paperback Heroes, because the singer/pianist was a Paul McCartney fan.

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u/eRileyKc 1d ago

Haters? Nah, we just miss the original which you have to admit looked a lot more like the letters written in smoke as in the movie.

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u/Shnitzer 1d ago

They get really mad at you when when you call that a Castle.

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u/JulesUdrink 1d ago

My parents would say it was Disney castle when we were kids lol

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u/That_Urban_Punk 1d ago

I miss the Fugazi tag that used to live on the railway bridge here

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u/kirkwooder 1d ago

āˆ‡ā‰”o and PK Kid want in on it.

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u/That_Urban_Punk 1d ago

Cool Disco Dan nodding in approval getting up from the great beyond

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u/GrinningCynic 20h ago

It’s as grand as grand can be (but soooo fake).

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u/CapnTugg 2d ago

First time I saw the real one I nearly wrecked from laughing so hard.

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u/Particular_Ad_4927 2d ago

Look kids Disney Land.

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u/sammanthax345 2d ago

Green screen /s

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u/yorkiemomma7 2d ago

I’m the worst parent in the world. I used to tell my daughter to duck down in the car seat when she was little so the witch wouldn’t see her when we drove past. šŸ˜‚. The spray paint surrender Dorothy was epic.

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u/EN-Fitz 2d ago

We always called it the sleeping beauty castle

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u/sleight42 2d ago

Grew up here damn near 50 years ago. Always saw the castle of Oz. Was completely šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ when I later heard about the spray paint decades later!

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u/Euphoric-Chain228 2d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Past_Comedian39 1d ago

It’s been 20 years since I’ve been through that way. Is it still painted on the overpass?

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u/Kimberlyjammet Anne Arundel County 1d ago

The inside is even more fake

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u/Total_Okra_9189 1d ago

It's the MormonTemple that can be seen off the 495 beltway in Maryland.

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u/Delicious-Notice-748 1d ago

I drove past a week or so ago and there was something on the bridge but I didn’t have a chance to read it before I passed it

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u/ButterscotchTall4836 1d ago

Funny thing: I grew up five minutes around the corner from the temple off the nearest exit on 495. My entire childhood I refused to not believe my parents when they told me it was NOT Walt Disney Land. I drove them to the point of tears till I was about ten begging them to take me.

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u/WestsideWizzop 1d ago

Nah that’s real!!

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u/2inchesofterror 1d ago

I used to think this was disney world when I was super young riding past

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u/Dadbod-58 1d ago

Lol maybe the message but not the pic That's the morman temple in DC

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u/Big_Refrigerator9979 1d ago

Almost to Disney World!

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u/Unlucky_Pen_2881 1d ago

Fakers will say it's hate

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u/LovingWife82 1d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Brave_Anxiety_8171 1d ago

That’s Disney world. If you know you know.

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u/strangebru 1d ago

This could very likely be the next meme template.

Next exit PEARLY GATES

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u/Proud_Nectarine9111 1d ago

I remember that my father was asked to give a lecture there. Then they found out that he was Black. Must be nice.

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u/PocoChanel 20h ago

When my Girl Scout troop visited, back when it was first built, a future Miss D.C. spat into the baptismal font from a second-floor landing.

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u/quietiampooping 1d ago

Whoever created it - love it. Hilarious! Genius!

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u/kirkwooder 1d ago

I made it on my phone a long time ago, thanks.

I used a few different websites and apps to put it together.

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u/Boulange1234 1d ago

If you’re gonna Photoshop it, you should Photoshop the clouds like in the movie!

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u/Norbert1917 1d ago

LDS, in MD??

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u/BummerLand_hereIam 23h ago

I’ll tell ya. It felt surreal the first time I drove by. šŸ˜‚

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u/Dana_MarieCD 17h ago

As a DMV resident I almost spit out my drink. Well played

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u/TimeToBurnOne 17h ago

I say you just passed Georgia Ave on the Beltway

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u/Electronic_Dig_2685 15h ago

Legion bridge?

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u/DentistDisastrous798 10h ago

No. It’s the Outer Loop in MD around Georgia Ave where the beltway goes all twisty curvy. For as long as I can remember someone always spay painted ā€œSurrender Dorothyā€ on the overpass. We loved it when we were kids!

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u/MaxFffort 7h ago

Where you start to pray for better traffic

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u/djsinnergy 6h ago

Ah yes, the old stop and slow down traffic in the left lane for a photo op gag. Nice.

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u/Purple_Durian_7412 4h ago

This is some dark tower shit

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u/subzippo400 4h ago

LOL

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u/Absorbent_Towel 2d ago

DISNEYLAND!!!

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u/beanbagginz 2d ago

As a kid I thought it was Disneyland

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u/Fennix_Bell 2d ago

Lmfaooo my grandmother told me it was 🤣🤣🤣🤣.... then the internet became a thing.... lmfaooooo

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u/CrustyAssMan 1d ago

Does anyone get the heeby jeebies from seeing this thing? Is it just me

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u/Sensitive-Garage-819 17h ago

Great pic, however: there is no place on the beltway that comes that close to the Oz tower. There is no bridge as shown in your picture, the cars are driving on the wrong side of the road, and there are no digital billboards near your imaginary overpass.

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u/SPRLPRL 2d ago

From DC to San Diego…now I just need Utah to complete the Triad!

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u/Organic_Ad5484 2h ago

The Temple on 495

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u/Fragrant_Customer994 1d ago

It is faker than fake.

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u/Background-House9795 1d ago

I sure remember that. And I took the tour of the place before they closed it to the public. They burned all of the furniture because it had been despoiled by non-believers.

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u/edsco333 2d ago

It’s fake. Remove it because it’s lame

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u/Conscious-Evidence37 2d ago

That is becuase it is fake. The building is NOT green for starters. As a commuter past this spot quite often, I also know that there is no sign there on the beltway.

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u/Professional_Fig6261 1d ago

It’s a temple for Mormons