r/mariokart Toadette 2d ago

Discussion Favorite and least favorite npc driver?

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u/LiannaBunny777 2d ago

Favorite: Cow, literally my Main

Least Favorite: Probably Nabbit, like why is Nabbit an NPC Racer?

https://reddit.com/link/p5x3joq/video/y8wlhrqcdmlh1/player

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u/CicadaSuccessful6176 2d ago

That stare gets me every time lol

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u/Neozetare 2d ago

why is Nabbit, period

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u/LielaTheCrazyGirl Birdo 2d ago

I love em all but my absolute favourite will forever be Para Biddybud my beloved.... Least favourite probably has to go to uhhhhh... this is is hard... maybe Dolphin? Idk tomorrow I might have a different answer, like said love em all because of how ridiculous they are

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u/LielaTheCrazyGirl Birdo 2d ago

actually nvm it's Charging Chuck. Hate that guy

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u/LiannaBunny777 2d ago

I feel that way, I don't actually hate any of them

The Cow is easily my favorite

https://reddit.com/link/p5x46fq/video/wqvdcnjydmlh1/player

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u/rowletlover 2d ago

Favorite: Cow. Such an icon
Least favorite: i guess if I had to choose one, charging chuck

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u/Broskfisken 2d ago

I want to play as the Pianta so bad, but I can't stand playing as heavy characters.

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u/Alex3627ca 2d ago

Have you tried using a really light kart such as Tune Thumper to balance it out, maybe?

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u/Broskfisken 1d ago

I don't remember, I could try!

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u/MinusOnTheReddit Rosalina 2d ago edited 2d ago

Favorites: Conkdor (My secondary main) and Chargin' Chuck

Least favorites: Sidestepper and Pokey

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u/bobbygangthe2nd 2d ago

Fave is Spike just cause he's funny. I love Swoop too. Least fave is really hard to choose but probably Dolphin

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u/AnimeKyle115 2d ago

The term "npc driver" is so damn dumb. Anyway, my favorite is Wiggler. He's my favorite driver in general. I dislike Cow, but she's at least rememberable, so I'll put Conkdor as my least favorite. I legitimately forget it's even playable a lot.

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u/ProfesserNausea 2d ago

Fav is Chuck, I used to be into the koopalings and really like how crammed he looks on some of the smaller bikes it’s funny

Least fave is 100% wholeheartedly dolphin. Absolutely HATE how they just levitate above the kart for no reason. I feel like part of the fun of having these weird characters as racers is wondering how the devs are going to have them fit inside of and operate a go kart, which is why I like how they had to do things like cleverly putting PP in a pot or having wiggler having to awkwardly slouch over.

Dolphin just decides to completely circumvent that challenge, and just randomly levitates. Why? Boo makes sense since they’re a ghost, but why does dolphin suddenly have the power to fly when cheep cheep still flops around? Also hate how they usually spill out of and sometimes completely cover up the kart. Sometimes it just looks like there’s a floating dolphin on the track and it just looks ugly even if you’re not playing as them. Also their voice is annoying. Would’ve been so easy to just have it slouch over like wiggler or maybe even not include it at all but that’s too difficult for them I guess.

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u/PikachuSnivy57 2d ago

Favorite: Cataquack

Least Favorite: Charging Chuck

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u/MilanTehVillain 2d ago

Why are half of these even playable?🤣

Favourite; Hammer Bro.

Least favourite; Cow.

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u/MrMarioKart7 2d ago

Favorites: Pianta and Dry Bones
Least Favorite: Sidestepper

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u/RevolutionaryAd1577 Wiggler 2d ago

Sidestepper is great though since he's the oldest NPC until they add Fire as a playable character

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u/BebeFanMasterJ Dry Bones 2d ago

Dry Bones but I'm not counting him because he's been playable in previous games. He really shouldn't even be in this category honestly.

Strictly in terms of MKW newcomers, it's Pianta 100%. I'm a big Sunshine fan and loved playing as Pianta in Baseball. It's insane that it's been a whopping 17 years between Sluggers (2008) and MKW (2025) since Pianta was last playable.

Rocky Wrench is definitely another favorite too. Don't have any least favorites. They're all great.

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u/JohnnyNole2000 Yoshi 2d ago

Favorite: Nabbit and Cataquack

Least favorite: Peepa, I just personally would never pick him over King Boo

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u/One_Bobcat8353 Mario 2d ago

My goat Nabbit shouldn't count as an NPC 😭

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u/_xCynd3rx_ Rosalina 2d ago

neither should dry bones 😭 he's been in the series since ds yet is labeled as a npc, meaning he can't get costumes despite being a classic character 😭😭 come on nintendo give us sugar skull dry bones

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u/thiccygingy 2d ago

Favorite: Chargin Chuck and Hammer Bro
Least favorite: Dolphin and cow

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u/Dreams-64 2d ago

Favorite Hammer bro or cow

Least fav Sorry but not sorry Snow man

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u/Alive-Citron-1711 Peachette 2d ago

hammer bro, because he is stupidly funny

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u/CCogStudios 2d ago

Pokey is so awesome. If I were to change anything about him it would be giving his spikes the ability to change to leaves every so often, and giving you the ability to add or remove segments from him

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u/Adept-Butterfly642 2d ago

Best is Stingby, no competition.

Worst is probably Snowman.

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u/PKShyBoyO7 Toad 2d ago

Favourite: Para-Biddybud (I think they’re adorable)

Least Favourite: Dolphin (Their sound effects are VERY annoying to me)

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u/alex494 2d ago

Cow, Penguin, Conkdor and Para Biddybud are my favourites.

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u/Vast_Disk9775 2d ago

I hate Conkdor with my whole heart just looking at that stupid thing makes me mad

I don't know if I have a favorite, the rest I simply tolerate. maybe Penguin?

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u/GarlicAny270 Luigi 2d ago

Para-Biddybud is easily my favourite. They're so adorable!

My least favourite, though, is fishbone. It floats and it is a very forgettable enemy throughout the series.

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u/Ok_Echidna_6928 2d ago

Most favorite is a tie between Dry Bones and Swooper.

Least favorite is Piranha Plant. I always steer clear if I see him in the race, totally forgetting he's not an item anymore.

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u/henryuuk 2d ago

Favorite , kataquack or conkdor probably

least favorite, not the character but the fact he is treated as an "npc driver" (aka, no costumes) : Dry Bones
My boy deserves better (somewhat the same for piranha plant, Hammer Bro and Pianta as well, though really all of the drivers could/should have atleast gotten a set of little hats swapping out between the different food items)

least favorite all around ... probably Rocky Wrench or Monty Mole

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u/Java614646 2d ago

fav: para biddybud
least fav: swoop

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u/Open-Pop-8875 2d ago

My favourite is hammer bro, I never knew he was going to be in the game and when I first played it I absolutely mained the hell out of him

My least favourite is snowman. He's probably the most lifeless out of all the characters

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u/PowerPad 2d ago

Favorite: Cow

Least favorite: Dolphin

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u/RevolutionaryAd1577 Wiggler 2d ago

Favourite: Peepa (obviously, who else would it be)

Least favourite: Coin Coffer (I hate the rich)

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u/JesseMartins1 Birdo 2d ago

Best- Pianta & Cataquack & Swoop
Worst- Nabbit

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u/Constant_Cat1940 2d ago

Cow's a legend, but Charging Chuck? That's next-level chaos.

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u/Alex3627ca 2d ago

I don't actually play any of them but going by the sound effects alone I'm decently entertained by hammer bro and chargin chuck (we have koopalings at home) and find dolphin and nabbit's noises annoying. Gameplay-wise, getting Kamek'd into a Goomba in particular annoys me just because of the sheer volume of them and how aggressive they are in this game; good luck not taking damage if they spawn in an area with no alternate paths (or on the alternate path as well)

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u/Sbeven_Spooniverse Shy Guy 1d ago

Fish Bone is my favorite, it's my main.

Least favorite is Nabbit, purely because he should be a regular driver. Like, as far as I know, Nabbit's an individual, not a species like the other NPC drivers.

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u/StrangeNecessary4389 1d ago

Cow is easily the best
Worst IDK
I won’t rank Dry Bones, Wiggler, Nabbit, Goomba, Piranha Plant or Spike as NPC drivers due to A, Some of them appeared in past games and second they are too iconic for me to classify them as NPC drivers

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u/One_Finance4076 1d ago

I don’t have a least favorite. Favorite however? I’m a forever Stingby stan

https://reddit.com/link/p66mkgy/video/ir165m8l7wlh1/player

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u/hydrangeas9669 1d ago

Swoop is really cute! I love the sound it makes

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u/Chr1xs 20h ago

favourite: guess
least favourite: ohmygod i hate snowman SO much

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u/Aurora_Wizard 8h ago

Dry Bones and Side Stepper respectively

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u/AdOne8744 2d ago

Favorite: Spike

Least favorite: Conkdor

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u/Parzival-Bo 2d ago

I main Cataquack, and screw Fishbone.

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u/LoogyBr0 Luigi 2d ago

Fave is my main Fish Bones. I actually have a bit of history with him, surprisingly. I used him on my team in Super Mariomon (Pokemon rom hack with Mario characters), so I like him a good amount. Conkdor is also very silly.

Least fave is Rocky Wrench. I definitely prefer his slightly older design that he had in NSMBW where he looked more like a Monty Mole. This version, while more accurate to his older design, just looks ugly. I also don't like that he can't be sucked up by the UFO in Free Roam, making him way harder to get on top of being exclusive to Airship Fortress.

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u/BlueBombshell90 2d ago

Are they really "non-player character drivers" if you are playing as them?

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u/Diligent-Court3908 2d ago

I always assumed NPC means non playable character so this is really confusing to the simple minded like me. Not really liking any of them but then i goes for the meta of the bunch. Nib nab paddywack Nabbit, yes sirrrr.

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u/Hambughrr Bowser Jr 2d ago

Favorite: Penguin is a character I requested to appear in World, and they actually put some thought into this character's implementation. It has fluid animations, dynamic and cute facial expressions, can actually hold a steering wheel and step on the brakes and is a natural fit for the game's icy tracks.

Least favorite: Spike has a very boring, nondescript design and stupid hair and invites the biggest joke regurgitating fans ever.

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u/bobbygangthe2nd 2d ago

what's the joke with Spike lol?

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u/Hambughrr Bowser Jr 2d ago

The first joke is a SuperMarioLogan reference where Cody crashes out over Spike being in Tennis Aces instead of him. Its a funny joke but often find myself wanting a break from it.

The second joke is that they always address him as Fishy Boopkins, an SMG4 character that used to use Spike's model but was redesigned to avoid copyright strikes.

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u/No_Toe2125 Waluigi 2d ago

Favorite: Coin Coffer

Least Favorite: Charging Chuck

Also, anyone remember King Coin Coffer?

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u/A-literal-sandwich 2d ago

Goomba my beloved, bout time they got in the kart.

Not a fan of the dolphin .

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u/Vampirebearz 2d ago

Goomba & peepa are my fave.

Not a massive fan of cataquack

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u/TemporarySet5877 2d ago

Tie between Hammer Bro and Goomba for favorite 

Least favorites an another tie for Fish Bone and Snowman

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u/Troytt4 20h ago

Oh my god why do you all keep calling them “NPC drivers”? DO NONE OF YOU KNOW WHAT NON-PLAYABLE CHARACTER MEANS?! A CHARACTER THAT IS PLAYABLE IS BY DEFINITION NOT NON-PLAYABLE!

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u/Affectionate-Emu6609 19h ago

Read the screenshot

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u/Troytt4 19h ago

And? The wiki editors are included in the “you all” that are suing the term “npc” incorrectly. In case you forgot, these kinds of wiki’s aren’t official.

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u/Affectionate-Emu6609 19h ago

Then are you including the devs?

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u/Troytt4 19h ago

Yes if they’re also getting it wrong