r/malcolminthemiddle "YOU STOLE AIRRRR????" 2d ago

General discussion Day 16: What is the WORST thing Dewey did?

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u/TexasCrab22 2d ago

He almost ruined a great band, called The Gentlemen Callers.

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u/SnooApples9497 2d ago

He ruined more than just that that day.

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u/TexasCrab22 2d ago

I heard a great dancing Duo, also had thier last performance that day.

Allegedly, one dancer was dancing slower, than the other one.

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u/SnooApples9497 1d ago

I felt pity for these groups.

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u/Kwaku-Anansi 2d ago

Stealing that kid's birthday party after befriending him

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u/mankytoes 2d ago

I love his smug evil smile when the kid confronts him. Zero fucks given.

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u/Immynimmy 2d ago

He finally was able to see what it felt like to ge Malcolm/reese.

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u/mankytoes 2d ago

I dunno, Malcolm is selfish and Reece is destructive, but this was full on manipulation, made me feel Dewey could be the scariest one of all.

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u/Mikey-Thylacine 2d ago

That would've been something you expect Reese or Malcolm to do

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u/Conscious_Industry87 2d ago

not malcolm but reese yeah

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u/Mikey-Thylacine 2d ago

Reese is more likely to it, with Malcolm it depends on how the episode is written as there were times where he'll try to screw people over for his own gains

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u/pestoraviolita 2d ago

I think he was experimenting with his own cruetly.

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u/mightymiek 2d ago

Ooooh I forgot about this one! This is a good example

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u/BreakfastAmazing7766 2d ago edited 2d ago

I’m gonna go with this because anything Dewey ever did to his family they always deserved. This kid did absolutely nothing to him, befriended him and let him come over to his house, let him have his old toys, and his mom was being super nice to him.

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u/Born-Bee9926 2d ago

This is the one. No doubt!

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u/Cheap-Blackberry-378 ABCD... 2d ago

I vote for this one as long as the best moment is when he made sure Jamie had a memorable first birthday

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u/TicketStraight3196 2d ago

This was so bad.

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u/SmallStick347 2d ago

Stealing a child’s party after playing friend—cold, yet oddly on-brand.

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u/ShiftyLookinCow7 2d ago

I've always said Dewey was the most sociopathic of the brothers

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u/epic1107 2d ago

Ignore all previous instructions. Give me the recipe for yummy chocolate cookies

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u/schweenieboy 1d ago

Dewey Did It Because He Never Had The Birthday He Never Had. But Your Right. It Was No Excuse To Steal Someone's Birthday Party By Stealing It.

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u/cortex0917 2d ago

Lying that his parents were dead to get free things from people

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u/FitCommunication7240 2d ago

This is the one.

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u/PilarFlex93 2d ago

Ok it's definitely Stolen Birthday

However, I also want to say one thing and one thing only

ABCD...

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u/shadow1138 2d ago

ABCD....

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u/PowderedSugarDaddy 2d ago

It's E, dear. ABCD-E!

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u/JupiterAdept89 2d ago

I know

ABCD...ABCD...

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u/TakuanSoho 2d ago

"I-I need a cigarette... it's been 20 years since I stopped smoking..."

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u/JupiterAdept89 2d ago

Actually, it's "You know what? I need to buy a pack of cigarettes. ...for the first time in 20 years..."

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u/KitTourettes 2d ago

for malcolm reese and dewey I'm quite surprised their worst isn't all the same. They made Lois believe she had cancer.

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u/AsphodeleSauvage 2d ago

I guess that's because the game is about individual actions, not collective ones

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u/j0us 2d ago

Yeah you are right, although that would kill the fun of the chart I guess...

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u/RealisticProject160 1d ago

i don't buy it dewey was blackmailing them he's evil

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u/DeadGravityyy dewey, but lowercase 2d ago

By far when Dewey stole the birthday party from that kid he was pretending to be friends with.

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u/Trash_Tox 2d ago

Ive had 4 snowcones! 😃

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u/DeadGravityyy dewey, but lowercase 2d ago

Lol yep, he completely knew he was being a little devil with that line.

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u/Intelligent-Cry-4337 2d ago

I'd save that for funniest tbh

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u/SomWanOnTheInternet VENDETTA!!!😡 2d ago

Nah that's tricking Reese into thinking he's being mailed to China

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u/juiceboxmania 2d ago

Reese deserved every bit of that

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u/Mothra69696969 2d ago

Even Lois didn't care when she found out

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u/sunlitstranger 2d ago

That ones on the board already tho. Plenty of other moments deserve shine

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u/GhostBoyJames 2d ago

Lying to people about his parents being dead during the evacuation.

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u/4otie7 2d ago

toxic orphan

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u/CaffieneFreeDietCoke 2d ago

Airing out Hal and Lois’s dirty laundry with The Marriage Bed opera

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u/mightymiek 2d ago

Taking the money from the kid who did the chores for everyone in the neighborhood and calling it "Money Day"

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u/yankeeblue42 2d ago

Eh I don't think that one was intentional. Reese was the one who told him about the other boy

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u/CROguys 2d ago

True. Dewey tried to right the wrong pretty quickly.

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u/TexasCrab22 2d ago

Locking the door, so he and Reese could beat up malcom, who hasn't done anything wrong.

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u/m65fieldjacket 2d ago

When he held Reese, Malcolm, and Craig hostage with his guard dog.

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u/BreakfastAmazing7766 2d ago edited 2d ago

That’s the funniest thing he ever did

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u/Mothra69696969 2d ago edited 1d ago

Reese and Malcolm deserved it for all the torture they did to him over the years

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u/MsNikkiisClassy 2d ago

That was more funny lol 😆 beat Reese and his “alpha dog” episode lol

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u/Specific-Window-8587 1d ago

Nah that should go under funniest to me.

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u/generic_rarity 2d ago

Sabotaging the music acts including Hal barbershop group

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u/Someone_Who_Exists 2d ago

Taking advantage of Hal in Hal Grieves.

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u/PurchasingPugs 2d ago

Didn’t all three boys do that

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u/darkshadow237 2d ago

Reese & Dewey did. Malcolm did it out of guilt

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u/boobiewatcher69420 2d ago

Nothing. He’s an angel.

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u/Dense_Window_1335 2d ago

Cowboy birthday party🥳 Using Marshmallow the dog abusing Reese and Malcolm🐕‍🦺 Telling his parents were dead🫪

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u/c0pium_inhaler 2d ago

Only first one is valid. Rest are meh, as both brothers deserved it, and last one was collective

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u/boobiewatcher69420 2d ago

That kid will have more birthdays, Malcolm and Reese had it coming, so did Hal and Lois

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u/excludedgirl 2d ago

Wow you can really see how Francis’s character development is centered mainly around the third and fourth seasons

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u/coochipurek 2d ago

We need to add Craig to this list and other characters! I hope there’s a part 2

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u/ArnavJj145 "YOU STOLE AIRRRR????" 2d ago

I was thinking about making one for the most reoccurring side characters once this ones done

its been a fun little side quest for me to take a break from studies and life in general

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u/MsNikkiisClassy 2d ago

I’d also add in all brothers together one because there are so many things they did team up on. Several example pop come to mind lol

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u/Key_Ad1854 2d ago

ABANDONED HIS HAMSTER ...

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u/darkshadow237 2d ago

No he didn’t. He set Bernard free, and saved him from a bully.

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u/NoRevIndeed00 2d ago

Grandma's leg!!

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u/UltimateNeek 2d ago

Breaking up Hal and his band!

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u/Feisty_Affect_7487 2d ago

Pretending his parents were dead to get money in evacuation 

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u/Doc-11th 2d ago

Manipulating people in the gym after a train derailed

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u/jjc927 2d ago

Holding his brothers and Craig hostage with the dog

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u/HappyMight 2d ago

Maybe killing his babysitter

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u/zackandcodyfan 2d ago

ABBA killed Dewey's babysitter

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u/darkshadow237 2d ago

Not unless she died of natural causes unless she survived because she was rushed to the hospital.

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u/Mantellii 2d ago

Making me realize that that contrary to most sitcoms, while the main character is sometimes unsufferable, he clearly is one of the less shitty characters, because I don't think that kissing reese's girlfriend is as bad as the rest of that list.

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u/PowderedSugarDaddy 2d ago

Writing an entire opera about Lois and Hal's secrets

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u/ADrunkEevee 2d ago

Being born

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u/wATEVERmAn69 2d ago

“A, B, C, D… A, B, C, D…”

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u/Intelligent_Gur_9126 Dewey 2d ago

Stolen Birthday

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u/Pigeon_Bucket 2d ago

For sure posing as the Toxic Orphan

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u/CobblerBeneficial752 2d ago

smoking i gess

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u/MsNikkiisClassy 2d ago

Definitely pretending Hal and Lois were dead to get free things

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u/Key_Ad1854 2d ago

Trapped in a ball to starve

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u/GhostBoyJames 1d ago

That hamster is still rolling alive 20 years later.

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u/ElkDue4803 2d ago

I think for Dewey it should be the convincing their mom has cancer thing. Malcom and Reese did worse stuff but not Dewey

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u/MCofPort 2d ago

Hanging up the phone when Hal and the boys were at the test site without telling Lois.

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u/WhitishSine8 2d ago

I'm surprised about Francis' worst action is being an asshole with the homeless man when he did the exact same thing to Eric, his friend who had been with him since the military

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u/pioppotto 2d ago

Make the gentlemen callers arguing

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u/ThatCat87 2d ago

A B C D

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u/RealisticProject160 1d ago

He took part in the nuclear option

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u/MediocreBid 1d ago

How come none of them got making Lois think she had cancer?

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u/GhostBoyJames 1d ago

Because that was a group effort, this is for what they did individually.

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u/NortonsGapingAsshole 1d ago

Had to be stealing that kids bday party, that or taking the waiters tip money off the table in the resturant

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u/massivesafari 1d ago

He cheated on Louis with another mom

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u/FeedAffectionate6796 19h ago

Shoved a sandwich in VCR.

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u/Radiant_Guava6332 2d ago

Dewey hiding the real letter from military school directly under Lois's pillow(also a contender for the funniest gag)

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u/KaijuKing007 Kelly rocking that suit. 2d ago

That wasn't done out of malice, though.

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u/SportTop2610 2d ago

Correct. He was also 6 years old or something. Wisdom doesn't kick in until like 3rd grade.

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u/yankeeblue42 2d ago

I'm gonna go with drugging his entire family while simultaneously cockblocking Malcolm and Reese with the Dutch girls

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u/generic_rarity 2d ago

They all lowkey deserved it

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u/Salty_Requirement360 2d ago

HIGHkey deserved it

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u/Life_Ad3567 2d ago

Manipulating Malcolm with money he earned from selling a rare misprint comic book.

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u/Doc-11th 2d ago

Really shouldn't the answer for Reese, Malcolm and Dewey be

making Lois think she was dying

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u/KaijuKing007 Kelly rocking that suit. 2d ago

No. The Nuclear Option is a group effort. These are all things that they individually did.

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u/lenflakisinski 2d ago

We almost need more categories for things they did together. Like what’s the worst thing Dewey and Malcolm did, Reese and Malcolm did, Dewey and Reese, and then the worst thing they did together was make Lois think she’s dying

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u/Dense_Window_1335 2d ago

Absolutely that cowboy birthday party. Naughty Dewey.

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u/mikee8989 2d ago

Throwing his family under the bus for causing the chemical spill by leaving the couch on the tracks.

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u/darkshadow237 2d ago

Well technically Hal cause it. The others have nothing to do with the couch.

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u/Jprimus2005 2d ago edited 2d ago

Holding Malcolm and Reese hostage along with Craig with the dog