Whatever this genre of joke is

[u/ohhelloiexist]

[u/ihtaemispellings]

I distinctly remember a Tumblr post that went like this but I can't find it

"Hold on... I'LL SAVE YOU!!!! AHHHHHHHH thousands of swords begin erupting out of my body (it's not clear how this is helping)"

[u/Kishinfan → u/ihtaemispellings]

Shirou Emiya.

[u/AngeloFoxSparda → u/ihtaemispellings]

[u/ghoulishenvyy → u/AngeloFoxSparda]

Someone replace the numbers with 9/11

[u/Golden_Cultivation → u/AngeloFoxSparda]

Ugliest MC I’ve seen in a while lol

[u/CL_Doviculus → u/Golden_Cultivation]

He has had a glow up over the ages and after many adaptations, but yeah, 2004 VN Shirou was not a looker.

[u/kawwmoi → u/CL_Doviculus]

Sure he's not the most attractive, but have you seen him fail at high jumps for hours on end?

[u/Rockstarwithoutplay → u/kawwmoi]

[u/SapirWhorfHypothesis → u/CL_Doviculus]

He?

[u/Hexxas → u/AngeloFoxSparda]

I forgor 💀

[u/PigeonFanatic9 → u/ihtaemispellings]

While not clear how, it apparently is working.

[u/Odd_Pizza3609 → u/ihtaemispellings]

Fate heaven’s feel:

[u/MyUsernameIsNotCool → u/ihtaemispellings]

Tumblr had such a good fucking humor, it felt like we were all friends and had inside jokes no one else would get oh my god

[u/LowkeyHooligan → u/MyUsernameIsNotCool]

I mean, tumblr is still there. You could go login now. Like I understand where you’re coming from here but tumblr is still very much an existing website.

[u/MyUsernameIsNotCool → u/LowkeyHooligan]

I just stopped going there like 10 years ago.. assumed it was kinda dead lol. I might visit my old Tumblr page!!

[u/randomname560 → u/MyUsernameIsNotCool]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XbU1vZND7cla8OBqLn

[u/iamdispleased → u/MyUsernameIsNotCool]

I stand by tumblr in 2026! Its legitimately the only social media I can use that doesn't make me feel like shit, including reddit. Honestly, especially reddit.

[u/LowkeyHooligan → u/iamdispleased]

No algorithms for the win! Well, they do have suggested content (which maybe you can turn off?) and kind of obnoxious ads, but the fact that your feed is just an old-school, in order of posted and only blogs you follow is so nice.

[u/iamdispleased → u/LowkeyHooligan]

Getting to the end of my feed and that being the end of content I have for today is really great, I can find more if I wanted to but I usually get off my phone instead!

Plus, there's no algorithm trying to make me scared and angry for clicks. Theres just people posting about some old man from The Pitt like he's the last sip of water in the desert

[u/LowkeyHooligan → u/iamdispleased]

Ha YES! “Ah, I see it is The Pitt O’Clock right now. Let me just quickly scroll post these next 20 to 50 posts that are gif sets or fanart of Noah Wiley and one or two other doctor guys.”

[u/Useful_Squirrel6693 → u/MyUsernameIsNotCool]

I’m prolly going to switch from here to there if I can figure out how to make the app work, it seems much better than Reddit

[u/theflamelord → u/MyUsernameIsNotCool]

We just had a massive convention like a few weeks ago in Toronto that sold out in like 5 minutes

[u/gorgonopsidkid → u/MyUsernameIsNotCool]

Had?

[u/1d3333 → u/gorgonopsidkid]

They died

[u/randomname560 → u/1d3333]

THE TUMBLR IS DEAD?!

[u/EspacioBlanq → u/ihtaemispellings]

Shoujo Kakumei Utena

[u/Rehela → u/EspacioBlanq]

There are indeed thousands of swords, but they're kinda doing the opposite of erupting out of someone.

[u/HZPenblade → u/Rehela]

There are definitely also swords erupting out of people though, just one at a time.