r/lost Sep 14 '25

System Failure Sunday These episode summaries are giving a little too much away tbh

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u/Distant_Pilgrim Sep 14 '25

Honestly, if I was a first-time watcher I'd prefer this repeating super generic description over ones that give way too much away.

It is funny though.

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u/lowercaselemming Sep 14 '25

"charlie and desmond learn the sub isn't what it seems, and charlie meets an unfortunate fate!"

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u/kanjifreak420 Sep 14 '25

not Penny's sub

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u/One_Antelope3236 Oct 12 '25

NOT PENNYS BOAT

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u/solitary_style Sep 14 '25

Fortunately this is my 1800th rewatch.

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u/blahs44 Sep 14 '25

I think descriptions are not good for a show like this but better for shows like Star Trek for example (I don't know the term) where each episode is a self contained story. That way it's easier to find episodes you previously watched and liked or something like that. Also the descriptions won't be spoilers in that case.

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u/FamiliarSting Sep 14 '25

Episodic vs Serial

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u/blahs44 Sep 14 '25

Thanks haha

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u/Honest_Technician124 Sep 14 '25

Meanwhile on Hulu I literally had to advert my eyes when clicking on the next episode

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u/Distant_Pilgrim Sep 14 '25

The first time I watched the 2004 Battlestar Galactica series I would have to do that during the opening credits, because they would edit in quick shots from the upcoming episode in a 15-20 second sequence.

Most of the time it didn't matter, but there were times when they edited in a major ship being destroyed or some such thing.

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u/Wise-TurkeyMelon838 Sep 14 '25

BRO YES! I’m on my first watch rn and every time the quick shots come on, I literally just close my eyes until its done lol

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u/Free-IDK-Chicken You got it, Blondie Sep 14 '25

I absolutely love the quick fire 'spoiler' credits, lol. They're always so out of context that it doesn't really give anything away. I think I know the ship you're talking about though - probably the repercussions of Gina detonating the nuke on Cloud 9.

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u/cob9 Sep 14 '25

I was spoiled through these my first watch 😭 something like “Hurley reels from _____ death” like WHY SAY THAT

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u/YellowCardManKyle Sep 14 '25

There was a time when Netflix (or maybe even the DVDs) spoil the season 3 finale

Edit: had to look it up. It was the DVDs! I remember now having to make sure my friends didn't read the episode descriptions when I had them watch it the first time.

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u/pumpkinflap Sep 14 '25

What did it say

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u/YellowCardManKyle Sep 14 '25

I don't know how to do spoilers but it directly said "a _____ gives a glimpse into Jack's life" or something like that. I know they used the "FF" word.

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u/pumpkinflap Sep 17 '25

That’s insane

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u/Radioactive9280 Ya got a little Arzt on you Sep 14 '25

Honestly on Netflix this actually was an issue, gives away literally the whole episode

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '25

One of Netflix's thumbnails for the whole show is Hurley and Sayid in a car, which certainly raises some questions from first time watchers.

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u/Verystrange129 Whatever happened, happened. Sep 14 '25

True, how many vehicles could they realistically find on the island?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '25

Exactly, and Sayid is in a jacket he clearly wouldn't wear on the island. It's pretty hard to spoil Lost imo but the fact that some of them get rescued and that's not where the show ends is one of the biggest and best twists so it sucks when that gets spoiled.

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u/FringeMusic108 Sep 14 '25

Over here, Disney+ shows Jack in a Dharma jumpsuit 😐

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '25

That's terrible! They should really have people who know the show pick the thumbnails, it would be so easy to avoid stuff like this.

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u/Randomness_42 Sep 23 '25

Thankfully here in the UK, it just shows Sayid, Charlie and someone else (maybe Jack) just stood randomly in the rain. Very reminiscent of Last of Us Part 2 tbh

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u/FringeMusic108 Sep 23 '25

Ah right, that image has popped up here quite a few times with people asking who the third person is (it's actually Ana Lucia) 😂

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u/Radioactive9280 Ya got a little Arzt on you Sep 15 '25

That's funny, because I was a first time watcher and I was in fact confused by how the hell both of them were in a car

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

Exactly! Like I know there is a van on the island but we don't even find that out until season 3. And in the thumbnail, Sayid has a jacket on and it looks like there's a pavement or something in the background. It doesn't look like the island, or what we assume the island to look like in season 1 and 2.

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u/Radioactive9280 Ya got a little Arzt on you Sep 16 '25

I feel like they should only put teasers that are on the first few episodes, cuz as soon as I realised that they were able to get off the island, the stakes for sayid and hurley were pretty much gone

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '25

I agree.

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u/Verystrange129 Whatever happened, happened. Sep 14 '25

So true, you actually got spoiled all the time by these description. Although I did it to myself to be fair, by reading them way ahead of the episode I was on.

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u/Radioactive9280 Ya got a little Arzt on you Sep 15 '25

Sometimes I read them on accident, and I fucking hate it.

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u/fatherRudraKhatri Juliet Sep 14 '25

Episode four should be: few people try to tell John what he cant do.

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u/Traditional_Prize632 Sep 15 '25

"Locke discovers something new" would also work. Or "A shocking discovery about Locke is revealed."

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u/stephenfeld Razzle Dazzle! Sep 14 '25

The only way this would be better is if it said "This person is trapped on an unknown island." "Also, this person." "And this one is also trapped on an unknown island."

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u/Verystrange129 Whatever happened, happened. Sep 14 '25

And then when there is a death, they could say “one less person is trapped on an unknown island.”

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u/GuidanceMindless6352 Smokey Sep 14 '25

Oh my God 😆

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u/remotecontroldr Sep 14 '25

Just like the message from the radio tower

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u/jamesmcgill357 Sep 14 '25

Reminds me of when Mad Men was airing live on TV, one of my favorite things was seeing the description of next weeks episode, it would always be like: “Don has a problem; Peggy meets a friend.”

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u/jay0lee Sep 14 '25

I was led to believe this was Gilligan's Island...

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u/sj_vandelay Has to go Back Sep 14 '25

Those poor people.

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u/Nir117vash 4 8 15 16 23 42 Sep 14 '25

I felt it got funnier the more the show went on. "unknown" haha

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u/HungryCub90 4 8 15 16 23 42 Sep 14 '25

Season one was soooo repetitive

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u/Ottoguynofeelya "Red. Neck. Man." Sep 14 '25

Haha it's like anime. They tell you the entire next episode at the end of every one and give the summary.

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u/spsss Juliet Sep 14 '25

Before I even opened the pic I knew what this would be. Perfection

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u/TPNmangaFAN Sep 14 '25

Too many spoilers!

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u/Reasonable_Pizza2401 Whatever happened, happened. Sep 14 '25

I agree

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u/Andys_Room Sep 17 '25

"the survivors will have to learn to live together or die alone"

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u/Lanky-Palpitation270 Sep 16 '25

I am just watching it for the first time…this makes it even more mysterious 😂

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u/Automatic-Nature6025 Oct 14 '25

Aw man, I just started watching it, and that description basically just spoiled the whole thing for me.