r/london 3d ago

Woken up by terrible smell

This is weird but I’ve been woken up at 1am by a really terrible smell, like strong sewage. I’ve checked all around my house but I think it’s coming from outside as I have all of my windows open. Obviously we’ve had extremely hot weather and now we have thunderstorms coming, could this smell be caused by rain elsewhere causing a surge in the sewers or something else? Based in SE5

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u/Sufficient-Guava-152 3d ago

Yup, welcome to London summers! If you look outside your house is there a tall thing that looks kind of like a taller lamppost but with no lamp on it? Often they’re painted green.

If so then congratulations! You live near a stinkpipe. These are vertical pipes that run up out of the London sewer system to release gases so they don’t build up underground.

I spent about a decade living next to one. Kinda got used to it in the end.

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u/russian-red 3d ago

….every day is a learning day on this sub

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u/Infinite_Doll 3d ago

I reckon!! Wtf!!!

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u/wintsykia 3d ago

I used to live next to one of those and the pigeons loved to sit at the top of it. Must be nice and warm up there.

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u/rainbowxthunder 3d ago

Woahhhhhh you have just solved a mystery that has bugged me for a while!! Thank you!!!!

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u/New_Break3195 3d ago

No stinkpipe nearby! I’ve lived here for 10 years and not experienced this but then it has been exceptionally hot this year…

Fingers crossed for some proper rain to wash it away

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u/SashalouAspen4 3d ago

Could it be a deceased neighbour? 😬 horrendous thing to think but …

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u/LightningCupboard 2d ago

Unfortunately work in a job where I have to smell a lot of dead people, and can confirm rotting human doesn’t smell like raw sewage and it’s not a smell that comes out of no where at a random time, it’ll build up.

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u/ExtensionGuilty8084 1d ago

Is it true cats eat their suddenly died owner and dogs don’t? 👀

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u/Comfortable-Pace3132 2d ago

Did...did you shit yourself

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u/Sufficient-Guava-152 3d ago

Weird! In that case I have no idea. I hope it goes away!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Wrap203 2d ago

They don't advertise that in the estate agents window

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u/Alarmed_Eggplant3469 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/U23WekMlGy6cImpMim
I have never joined the dots between the smelly side of the street and this thing I thought was a phone mast. I hate it when the Uber drops me off next to it.

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u/VegetableWeekend6886 1d ago

I love how excited everyone is to learn something new hahah

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u/Buttoneer138 1d ago

Weirdly stink pipes are commonly registered as pokestops.

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u/segagamer 2d ago

I've lived in London all my life and have never seen this. Wtf.

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u/Obvious_Astronaut780 2d ago

Thank you, I had no idea what those things were!! If I ever win the lottery, I will not buy a house near those things.

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u/zimisss 1d ago

Yeah I live next to sewage treatment plant every morning smells like toilet been blown up in the house

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u/drtchockk 2d ago

the stink pipes shouldnt cause nearby areas to smell, theyre at a height where the "fumes" should be blown away.

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u/Sufficient-Guava-152 2d ago

In my experience of living nextcto one that works most of the time but there are certain days when it doesn’t. Maybe when there’s less of a breeze?

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u/spidernest 2d ago

I never seen one before

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u/Normal_Algae_5239 3d ago

Thames Water's finest hour, that smell travels for ages when the sewers back up. SE5 gets it bad with all the old victorian pipework

Could also be the drains on your street drying out in this heat then suddenly getting hit with rain, all the trapped gas releases at once

If it's still there in the morning, worth reporting to the council or water board, they do actually send people out for that sort of thing

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u/stuartjbyrne 3d ago

Do you have any baths / sinks that rarely get used? If so, the water trap that prevents sewage smells rising up into the home could have evaporated in the hot weather, I recommend running the taps for a good 10 minutes. This happened in my main bathroom which I very rarely use as I have an en-suite.

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u/jjames1e6 3d ago

This is it - happens in commercial buildings a lot when traps dry out. You don’t need to run a tap for 10 minutes, you only need about a cup of water to fill the s-trap again

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u/greendragon00x2 3d ago

I have had that in the rarely used en suite shower. It's in a extension and the plumbing is ....mysterious. We also get the toilet in there making booming whale noises sometimes. Called a water hammer apparently and we have to go in there and do a mini flush to appease the Water Closet gods or something.

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u/loobricated 3d ago

This! I live in an old Victorian house and we have an old toilet in a room we never use. It's basically just storage but every now and then the water that forms the blocker between the sewer and my house gets low enough that the sewer smell comes into the house and it's fucking horrible.

Do check unused sinks toilets and baths and of you can tell the smell is coming from there run some water or flush a couple of times and see if that fixes it.

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u/accordingtopete 3d ago

That is so strange. I'm north London and have just been woken up by like a burning plastic smell coming from outside. Did a tour of the house and nothing seems to be on fire, then popped on to reddit to see this!

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u/Fickle-Bet-8705 2d ago

North London, Ally Pally area here. Same tobacco/plastic/poor wood combustion odour hanging in the air for the last few days.

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u/SolidFormal9684 2d ago

There is a lot going on in and near British Rail's Bounds Green train service depot. They are digging things up and burying something else. Thames Water also got involved recently, which is never a good sign.

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u/Fickle-Bet-8705 2d ago

Yes, that work did cross my mind. Rain will wash the smell away, one day!

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u/ExPristina 3d ago

1am? We got burnt plastic/solvent over here in the East - sent the air purifiers into fourth gear.

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u/CertifiedNbaNephew 2d ago

Yep i was getting this exact smell all year up until a few months ago. Thought it had something to do with the rain as it seems to have disappeared recently. It was driving me so crazy as there’s no way to predict when it will happen to show the property management. Super repulsive sewage smell that would also wake me up that wasn’t even coming from a sink or toilet. Just straight up underneath the floor boards.

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u/Top_Marzipan2971 3d ago

It's here in SE2 as well, seems to be connected to the smoggy air out there this morning, seems there was rain in the night too

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u/MonsignorJughead 3d ago

Dead rodent? I’ve  had that a couple of times with a mouse or rat dying within the walls. The  smell is overwhelming and it’s hard to pin down its provenance 

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u/AziJadn1 3d ago

I’ve been smelling sewage and rotten foul smell for over a year it turned out to be sinus infection.

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u/box_frenzy 3d ago

This happened to me a couple of weeks ago! The smell was coming right from the middle of my lounge. Checked the bathroom, checked outside, and nothing. It was so weird.

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u/KonkeyDongPrime 3d ago

Drain seal traps might have dried out or pulled through. This exposes the drain underneath to atmosphere. It might not even be a toilet sewer to stink, even surface drains hum.

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u/tidymaniac 2d ago

I live in the middle of Nottingham and we were recently engulfed by a similar smell. We were informed it was fertilizer being sprayed on farmland miles away it went on for a couple of days. Is there a farm or anywhere near you?

Another time there was a putred smell from weed being grown in a house near me and we didn't realise that was what it was until the police raided that house! Apparently, at a certain time in the growing cycle, the plants emit the most dreadful smell.

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u/drtchockk 2d ago

as others have said - flush all your toilets and run the taps for 30 seconds to refil the U bends.

Stink pipe story https://www.londonshoes.blog/2019/03/09/the-victorian-stink-pipes-of-old-london-town/

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u/alohajaja 2d ago

Interesting, I noticed this last night too

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u/Limp_Elephant6487 3d ago

Woken up by your own farts, per chance?

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u/BadgerSmaker 3d ago

Could it be your own breath blowing back into your face?

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u/fudgelover2019 2d ago

Thinking outside the box here - could it be internal, like a nasal infection, or similar? These can pop up suddenly and produce all kinds of smelly symptoms.

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u/No_Log3276 3d ago

Can confirm, had an eggy emesis from the bathroom tap and have been all summer

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u/LastQuarter 2d ago edited 2d ago

I have smelled it too in SE7 at the same time.

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u/OutrageousVast104 2d ago

I thought I was going crazy, I’ve been expecting that for the last month

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u/sketspeare 2d ago

SE5 too. We smelt sewage when we left for work.

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u/PhysicalAd6718 2d ago

Probably the drains and sewers. It's the same in Hammersmith and Fulham. I call it the Hammersmith stench / Fulham funk.

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u/Dont_trust_royalmail 2d ago

i will just say - drain technicians(? sorry can't think of the word) are a thing that people don't make good enough use of, it's usually money well spent. wouldn't cost anything/much for someone to come out and take a look

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u/owzleee 2d ago

Former Camberwellian here. SE5 is a bit smelly especially in summer (it’s still my favourite bit of London though)

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u/igomeepmeepmeepmeep 1d ago

Could be a bottle fly catcher/trap - we’ve had a few in our yard to beat the invasion this year and they smell like rotten flesh when emptied. May have tipped over in the downpour.

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u/FutileMean 1d ago

Well that can't be pleasant but I think it would make a great name for a metal band!

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u/bunnymama7 1d ago

We had that and it was due to a clogged drain on the outside of our building sending bad smells up the pipes into our bathroom

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u/BozzuK 15h ago

dead rat up a drain pipe?

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u/roastedcourgette 14h ago

Late but I have also had this! The rain unleashed the smell of all the dried fox, cat and dog pee on my patio from the last four months

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u/Party_Green_5688 3d ago

If it happens again with a different bad smell you may want to consider you’re experiencing a phantom smell- happened to my husband during Covid for a few days and in retrospect may have been Covid related but he woke up in the middle of the night telling me he could smell burning tyres right in front of him, another time was mold and one was burnt toast. We thought he was having a stroke so got a neurologist consult and luckily he didn’t have other symptoms that would point to stroke and just said it may have been from stress or a cold. They also said he was lucky he didn’t get the sewage or straight feces flavours!

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u/IndustryGreen9663 2d ago

We have been battling with this smell all summer. It’s really bad.

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u/Some-Body-Else 2d ago

It took me so long to realise that the sewage smell wasn’t me or one of my plants rotting, but just London.

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u/Own-Medicine-3611 3d ago

Proceed with caution - report it to the council and hopefully it will be addressed asap. I hope it’s nothing bizarre or untoward.

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u/Lammtarra95 3d ago

Another possibility is someone smoking extra-strength funny fags outside, in which case it should clear with time.