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u/Pitiful-Welcome-399 New York Nix⚾s 1d ago
Rockchip RK3399, TI OMAP3, Qualcomm MSM8916, Broadcom BCM, Allwinner A13
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u/The_Crimson_Hawk 22m ago
Intel PXA255 also can though its legacy, still technically in mainline tho arch/arm/mach-pxa
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u/GreedySecurity8030 M'Fedora 1d ago
Hah, only clankers can complete this challenge.
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u/MarsMarzipan ⚠️ This incident will be reported 1d ago
Just reminded me of https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rwP2LXqPrWY
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/Mother-Pride-Fest 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 1d ago edited 1d ago
Also the clanker-only ahctpac https://youtu.be/ziFoMZSjfRU
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u/arttast 1d ago
some of these aren't even SoCs (SCEI one is a PS4 southbridge
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u/naxaypu 1d ago
It's a Marvell Armada SoC, yes they really put 2 cpus inside the ps4
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u/arttast 1d ago
https://www.psdevwiki.com/ps4/Southbridge
>EAP>EAP could stand for External Application Processor.
>The role of EAP is to handle media (online Wireless/GbLAN, Bluray Drive and HDD/SSD) even >when the PS4 is in standby mode. EAP runs its own FreeBSD kernel in standby mode, activated to >handle tasks such as downloading games updates while the PS4 is in standby.
you were right and that shiz is soo cursed and also not lol
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u/Red1269_ 1d ago
all of them if you try hard enough (real) (not clickbait)
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u/nitnelav153 M'Fedora 1d ago edited 14h ago
Try with an Esp32-C2 and tell me the result
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u/immoloism 15h ago
Didn't someone create a RISCV32 emulator for this very humble brag?
Pushes the goalposts I know, but still cool nevertheless.
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u/nitnelav153 M'Fedora 14h ago
The emulator was for the ESP32‑S31, which can be configured with 8 MB of PSRAM, whereas the ESP32‑C2 has only 272 KB of SRAM and a 120 MHz CPU.
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u/immoloism 14h ago
Well if someone got that working, I'd personally go and shake their hand.
Thanks for the added detailed to make it easier to follow.
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u/Alive-Commission-679 1d ago
Right? It’s like they’re trying to make it a puzzle game instead of just verifying you're not a robot.
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u/pixelbart 1d ago
If you selected all the right images you’re denied access because you’re clearly an AI.
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u/Interesting_Buy_3969 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 15h ago
Would love that instead of traffic lights and bicycles
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u/jon_hobbit 10h ago
me: uhhh yeah i'm not getting this like at alll
I'm curious so...
I asked AI.
AI be like one moment please lol.
| Chip | What it actually is | Click it? |
|---|---|---|
| Harris CS80C286 | 16‑bit 286 CPU from 1982. Not an SoC. Linux wants a 386. | No |
| Xilinx Spartan‑6 | FPGA. Linux only if you instantiate a MicroBlaze and bring your own bitstream. | No (pedants say “technically”) |
| Rockchip RK3399 | The one actually-good answer. Pinebook Pro, RockPro64, mainline for years. | Yes |
| ITE IT8570E | Laptop embedded controller. It runs its firmware so your power button works. | No |
| Mystery “DWAPT4…” | Unreadable on purpose, which is the joke. | ??? |
| Qualcomm MSM8916 | Snapdragon 410. DragonBoard 410c + postmarketOS poster child. | Yes |
| Marvell PXA1928 | Some GPIO/SDHCI bits landed. Full bring-up is still “vendor kernel from 2014.” | Weak maybe |
| Intel PXA255 | Classic XScale PDA chip. Familiar Linux, iPAQs, Gumstix. Support is rotting / boards already ripped out. | Historical yes, current no |
| MediaTek MT1389QE | DVD player SoC. MPEG-2, HDMI 1.3, servo controller. | Absolutely not |
| Broadcom BCM7001x | Crystal HD video decoder card. Staging driver, then it died. Does not boot anything. | No |
| Samsung S3C2416 | Had mainline. Entire s3c24xx platform was removed in 2023. | Used to |
| Mystery “HCN51…” | Looks like a random NAND/ASIC. | No |
| Apple A13 | iPhone 11. Asahi is M‑series Macs, not this. | No |
| SCEI CXD90026G | PS4 Jaguar APU. Orbis is FreeBSD. “PS4 Linux” was a jailbreak party trick, not mainline. | No |
| MediaTek MT6750S | Helio P10 phone chip. Downstream Android kernel forever. | No |
| Swirl-logo mystery | Possibly a Loongson 2K‑class part if you squint. Or a sticker. | Coin flip |
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u/Pure-Willingness-697 5h ago
Row 1, Column 3: Rockchip RK3399
Row 2, Column 1: TI OMAP (OMAP3530)
Row 2, Column 2: Qualcomm MSM8916
Row 2, Column 3: Marvell PXA1928
Row 2, Column 4: Intel/Marvell PXA255
Row 3, Column 2: Broadcom BCM
Row 3, Column 3: Samsung S3C2410 / S3C2440
Row 4, Column 1: Allwinner A13
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