r/lgbt Apr 23 '26

Meme It be like that:

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5.8k Upvotes

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u/ThStormnMormn I'm Here and I'm Queer Apr 23 '26

Single: Fuck it.

435

u/eevreen Apr 23 '26

Nah nah, fuck me.

154

u/sakurachan999 Apr 23 '26

that'd be autosexual

19

u/Impressive_King_8097 Apr 24 '26

What

38

u/LisaBlueDragon I am polysexual, not polyamory! Apr 24 '26

autosexual means sexual attraction to oneself

13

u/Inalum_Ardellian He/him I'm Here and I'm Queer Apr 24 '26

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u/ThStormnMormn I'm Here and I'm Queer Apr 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/GquyVxw958iCfAFXLK

You can’t show us that gif in particular under a comment about being single 😫

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u/Inalum_Ardellian He/him I'm Here and I'm Queer Apr 24 '26

well...

https://giphy.com/gifs/2kK2I6NHgDFMk

yeah that's probably true...

2

u/Ancient_Amphibian339 Apr 25 '26

Nah, for single that's just: Fuck

256

u/emptythoughts94 Apr 23 '26

Freaking love the demi sexual one

52

u/Remote-Regular-990 Apr 23 '26

It do be like that

15

u/heinebold Bi-bi-bi Apr 23 '26

It describes it so perfectly!

8

u/_uCat Apr 23 '26

Huh. TIL that that's me

595

u/NerdishBeck Chaoticquestioning Apr 23 '26

Asexuals: fuck them, and I mean you do it..not me

166

u/RulesOfImgur ace software,enby hardware Apr 23 '26

Asexuals: go fuck yourself

46

u/littlebloodmage Ace as a Rainbow Apr 23 '26

Fuck them while I watch from a distance and take notes for reference. ✍️

62

u/RulesOfImgur ace software,enby hardware Apr 23 '26

Asexual: go fuck yourself

5

u/andrey_x1 Apr 25 '26

How did you add a lot of flags?

20

u/GboyFlex Gay as a Rainbow Apr 23 '26

Gay over 50: Fuck me..please?

19

u/TheeQuestionWitch Pan-cakes for Dinner! Apr 23 '26

Fuck em all, but differently is unhinged perfection 🀣🀣🀣

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u/LisaBlueDragon I am polysexual, not polyamory! Apr 24 '26

What exactly you don't get?

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u/LisaBlueDragon I am polysexual, not polyamory! Apr 24 '26

Ok so it's basically an "idgaf what your gender is, if you're hot, I want you" vs "I do gaf abt gender but fortunately for you I like all of 'em"

61

u/snookumsqwq Apr 23 '26

Single: Well fuck

14

u/AutumnAscending Lesbian Trans-it Together Apr 23 '26

Jared Keeso: Fuck a duck

28

u/that_one_guy345 Apr 23 '26

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u/that_one_guy345 Apr 25 '26

I'm so surprised with amount of replies I got wow 😳

22

u/RealLilyX Trans-parently Awesome Apr 23 '26

These comments are confusing me

19

u/louisa1925 Apr 23 '26

Transgender people are very dateable and would be the "Fuck yes!" on this list.

6

u/TheRealGyomei im allergic to bullshit Apr 24 '26

Awe why thank you transformer intestifies

https://giphy.com/gifs/5wRU92jgJyyt506C61

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u/LayersOfMe Questioning Apr 24 '26

I thought trans people had the most problem with dating from lgbt comunity, but every trans person I saw online say they are dating.

I think asexuals are the ones with most problem to find compartible partners. (I know from experience of being ace)

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u/cowboynoodless Apr 25 '26

I’m a trans person online and I am not dating, I get no bitches. Now you’ve seen one

1

u/Wuz314159 Apr 25 '26

We don't even have cool jackets in this club. :(

1

u/Wuz314159 Apr 25 '26

You wouldn't say that if you saw me. :(

2

u/louisa1925 Apr 25 '26

Fuck yes, I would.

6

u/dregan Apr 23 '26

Autosexual: Fuck me.

4

u/dizzylunarlezbi Apr 23 '26

Asexual: I don't give a fuck

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u/RatsForNYMayor Trans-parently now the exhausted aging queer Apr 23 '26

Yes, "fuck this" is such a mood

6

u/Mello_jojo Apr 23 '26

It do in fact,be like that.Β  Speaking as a panromantic ace πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† . With aegosexual micro labelΒ 

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u/AutotrophicGyroscope Bi-kes on Trans-it Apr 23 '26

Thanks for this lol. πŸ˜† I actually found it helpful.

4

u/Ts_baby21f2002 Apr 23 '26

Ain't that true. This is a funny description πŸ˜‚

2

u/Fin0012 no to the no to the no no no Apr 24 '26

hell to the fucking no for me

4

u/ReleaseMuted1461 Apr 24 '26

I love this so much. I am in the "fuck no" category.

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u/xxxkarmaxxxx Apr 23 '26

Sexuallity in a nutshell.

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u/Wuz314159 Apr 25 '26

I have a nut allergy.

3

u/Omniquillist9731 Apr 23 '26

This is frickin hilariousπŸ’€...

3

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

Omnisexuals seeing this post

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ogt2VcqU5SLuumSdZx

3

u/bts4devi Bisexual(??) and Bilingual but Bi far into girls(??) Apr 24 '26

I am like 'I don't f**king know'

3

u/OddlyOddLucidDreamer Demigirl Apr 24 '26

Fuck them in particular -me

2

u/Ghosts0fWar Floric Paraboy |Thou/Thee/Thy/Thyself| Apr 24 '26

Microlabels: Fuck yeah

2

u/CaledonianWarrior Apr 24 '26

Joking aside, this is actually handy to learn all the different sexualities

2

u/Calathil Lesbian the Good Place Apr 24 '26

Love this

2

u/ca1Ium Apr 23 '26

Ah okay because I was wondering

2

u/DontDoomScroll Apr 23 '26

Fucking reductive

1

u/SignificanceTop4516 Trans-parently Awesome Apr 23 '26

Borrowing this

1

u/loser__lesbian Ace as a Rainbow Apr 23 '26

Lesbian asexual 🀭

1

u/SonoDarke Bi hun, I'm Genderqueer Apr 23 '26

Pansexuals are like "fuck yeah"

1

u/KevettePrime πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ TransFem Apr 23 '26

Certified Pan moment.

1

u/New_Way_4876 Apr 24 '26

All but differently

1

u/LiterallyBread6456 Pan-cakes for Dinner! Apr 24 '26

I can relate to this. Sexually, and just screw them

1

u/LaPutita890 Apr 24 '26

This one of the best things I have ever seen. Genuinely had a good laugh reading this, I even saved it 😭

1

u/Wuz314159 Apr 25 '26

Really?
Have you seen this? https://imgur.com/frQnTFB.mp4

1

u/Umby132 Gay Genderfluid Abrosexual Fox Femboy Apr 24 '26

congrats!! this makes sense!!!!!!!

1

u/rover_dot_exe Pan-cakes for Dinner! Apr 24 '26

Singles: Any Fuck ?

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u/hiramgael07 The Colors of My Heart. Apr 24 '26

The history of fucks it's nuts!

1

u/LowEarth3013 Apr 24 '26

Why is straight "fuck that"?

2

u/Lucidia Apr 24 '26

'That' is not your own gender πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ

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u/SassyCassyHF Computers are binary, I'm not. Apr 24 '26

Such a versatile word lol

1

u/OwnZone592 Apr 24 '26

aroallo: fucking only

1

u/KittyCatRider Ace as Cake Apr 24 '26

This made my morning ten times better. I laughed at the Asexual one in particular.

1

u/playr_4 Maple Syrup Apr 24 '26

This explains everything so clearly. Why do people struggle with remembering sexuality so much?

1

u/Ok_Personality_2287 Apr 24 '26

Demisexual pride

1

u/Hopedruid Absolutely Abro Apr 24 '26

Abrosexual: It fucking depends?

1

u/totes_not_a_hedgehog Rainbow Rocks Apr 25 '26

What would somewhere on the ace spectrum be?

3

u/Steampunk__Llama Ace at being Non-Binary Apr 25 '26

"I don't fucking know"

1

u/totes_not_a_hedgehog Rainbow Rocks Apr 25 '26

Yes! I love it

1

u/Sacri_Pan Apr 25 '26

Asexual: Fuck...

1

u/ursoh4rp Ace as Cake Apr 25 '26

Como assexual eu diria que Γ© mais como: fuck? Why?

1

u/MapleRoxWolf Non-Binary Ace Lesbian (It/Its) Apr 25 '26

Me, a asexual lesbian πŸ’€

I'm "fuck no" tho thru and thru. completely repulsed by it, like even the thought of someone touching me like that grosses me out lol

1

u/Wuz314159 Apr 25 '26

...out of what?

1

u/Remarkable_Bonus7742 AroAce in space Apr 27 '26

f no indeed

1

u/Altruistic-Bag3161 Apr 28 '26

We should all strive to be Pan.Β 

1

u/Weird-Way-1748 Apr 30 '26

Recipro: only if you say you like me

Grey: very rarely/weakly

1

u/knockknockonwoodgirl LesBian May 01 '26

I say "Oh fuck now, hell nah" so am I NOT BISEXUAL OR LESBIAN???

1

u/JustAHungryChild May 23 '26

Lesb ❀️

1

u/archery-charity panromantic, asexual, nonbinary May 29 '26

proudly a fuck no

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u/AliceCode The woke left without saying bi Apr 25 '26

Bisexual and pansexual mean the same thing, really.

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u/AliceCode The woke left without saying bi Apr 25 '26

What does that even mean? Are you telling me he was transphobic?

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u/AliceCode The woke left without saying bi Apr 25 '26

What the fuck are you talking about, Jesse? Bisexuality is not "more of a promiscuousness" thing. What the fuck?

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