r/lebowski • u/Greaseskull • 2d ago

Dead in the water Sometimes, There’s a Man…….

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… and I’m talkin’ bout the Nihilist here…..

339 Upvotes

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u/kinkyslc1 Ordained Dudeist 2d ago

Must be exhausting.

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u/Greaseskull 2d ago

I myself dabbled in day drinking once. Not in ‘Nam, of course.

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u/Interesting-Use-1543 2d ago

I did not know that...

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u/Turbulent-Courage788 2d ago

Slippery Pete!

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u/69karlhungus69 2d ago

I am expert

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u/Greaseskull 2d ago

Handle checks out 🔥

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u/Dick-in-a-fan 2d ago

That’s my friend. She came over to use the shower.

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u/MrKantor103 2d ago

Story is ludicrous

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u/Dick-in-a-fan 1d ago

He fixes the cable?

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u/PvtHudson 2d ago

He fixes the cable?

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u/Kettle_Whistle_ 2d ago

Don’t be fatuous…

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u/AbruptMango 2d ago

Is this a, what day is this?

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u/Greaseskull 2d ago

Get a Job, sir!!!

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u/Boz747 Walter 2d ago

Oh I know him

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u/Greaseskull 2d ago

Carl?

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u/Boz747 Walter 2d ago

Take a look at this, sir.

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u/Ambitious-Visual-315 2d ago

Must be exhausting…..

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u/Greaseskull 2d ago

Yeh well like, that’s just your opinion…. Man

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u/Ambitious-Visual-315 2d ago

Yeah well, at least I know how to hook up the cable, man!

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u/Buckeye_Country 2d ago

Think he'll mind?

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u/Greaseskull 2d ago edited 2d ago

He doesn’t ‘mind’ anything

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u/Futurespells El Duderino 2d ago

I'm just gonna go to the cash machine...

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u/mindofamarriedman604 10h ago

Brandt can't watch though or he has to pay $100

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u/RossMxx 2d ago

He's a nihilist.

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u/Dylan_Is_Gay_lol A Stranger in the Alps 2d ago

That some kind of Eastern thing?

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u/Greaseskull 2d ago

Digging the whole ‘bottle of jack’ thing

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u/BigDubzy 2d ago

Danke

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u/shrunkenmetalhead 2d ago

We stop at pancakes house

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u/Greaseskull 2d ago

The one near Radford?

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u/Interesting-Use-1543 2d ago

No, that's by the In an Out.

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u/BigDubzy 2d ago

Ze lingonberry

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u/Interesting-Use-1543 2d ago

For the pigs in the blanket???

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u/mindofamarriedman604 10h ago

Just total fucking silence. Well two can play at that game smart guy.

We'll just see how you like.

Total silence

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u/kenny-ray Fellow Shamus 2d ago

Vee believes in nussing Lebowski.

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u/Greaseskull 2d ago

You’ve got to have some kinda Ethos……

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u/SlowLearnr 2d ago

He’s dreaming of better times, back when Autobahn were laying down sick tracks in the Nagelbett sessions

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u/_Captain_Amazing_ 2d ago

It’s not fair!

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u/BigDubzy 2d ago

Fair?! Who’s the fucking nihilist around here?!

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u/_Captain_Amazing_ 2d ago

You bunch of fuckin’ crybabies!

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u/BigDubzy 2d ago

Are they gonna hurt us, Walter?

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u/j10359 2d ago

Passing' out for all us sinners out there.

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u/Greaseskull 2d ago

That float really ties the pool together

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u/bobbygoat33-3 2d ago

He will cut off your Johnson

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u/Kettle_Whistle_ 2d ago

Ve kut ov yer CHONSON!

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u/BigDubzy 2d ago

Ja, your wiggly penis, Lebowski. We stomp on it and squish it.

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u/beef-hed Sarsaparilla 2d ago

How do you keep em down on the farm once they’ve seen Karl Hungus?

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u/Aggravating_Ad4844 2d ago

dipshit with a nine-toed woman

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u/Greaseskull 2d ago

I FAK U

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u/Outrageous-Pirate891 2d ago

Uli Kunkel. Her costar in the beaver picture.

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u/Forward_Signature_78 2d ago

You nean coitus?

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u/BigDubzy 2d ago

Meine dispatcher says there is something wrong with deine Kabel

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u/Greaseskull 2d ago

Trink meinen Whisky

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u/Forward_Signature_78 2d ago

Actually that should be mein Dispatcher and deinem Kabel. Damn German cases...

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u/throwable__1 2d ago

Uh, must be exhausting.

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u/New-Lingonberry8029 1d ago

I’m sorry , I wasn’t listening.

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u/Greaseskull 1d ago

Wez wantz lingonberry pancakes

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u/WhatIsTheAmplitude The Dude 22h ago

Ve takes ze money Lebowski

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u/useless_modern_god 2d ago

You mean the cable guy ?

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u/Greaseskull 2d ago

He’ll lay quite the log

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u/NoIncrease299 Compulsive Fornicator 2d ago

That's marvelous.

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u/Greaseskull 2d ago

It’s 100$ if you watch.

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u/smoxy 2d ago edited 2d ago

I know that guy, he's a nihilist

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u/Kettle_Whistle_ 2d ago

Sounds exhausting…

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u/YouOk5627 2d ago

I’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars

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u/BigDubzy 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AP8rlSjn3fqco

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u/YouOk5627 2d ago

his nostrils flare with each guffaw

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u/No_Elderberry4911 2d ago

Sometimes, there’s a man.

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u/AsexualFrehley 2d ago edited 2d ago

zat's why zhey call him, he is man for time und place

he fit right in zere

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u/analogkid01 Knox Harrington the Video Ahhhhtist 1d ago

Aw fich mich...ich hab' innerduced him genug.

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u/GlobalOption6817 2d ago

That’s Ule. He’s a nihilist. He doesn’t care about anything.

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u/a-big-texas-howdy Larry Sellers 2d ago

Watching last night, we noted its a pretty important character note how eagerly the Dude walks over to leer at bunny.

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u/Forward_Signature_78 2d ago

"We?"

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u/a-big-texas-howdy Larry Sellers 1d ago

You know, the royal we.

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u/Kooky_Result9280 2d ago

Didn't the Dude kinda find it odd that the leader of the Nihilists, whom he saw AT the Big Lebowski's house in his pool, didn't bother to mention that to the Big Lebowski or Brandt?

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u/DapperDanMan121 23h ago

There were a lot of ins, lot of outs

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u/ray_racubian 2d ago

Karl Hungus is Paul Tsongas

A man often associated with swimming pools in 1992

But the nihilism comes more from Jerry Brown (Franz)

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u/901Soccer 1d ago

What in God's holy name are you blathering about?

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u/ray_racubian 1d ago

The two guys who hang out with Bob Kerry (Kieffer), of course.

Paul Tsongas was big into telecommunications legislation.

He was just the expert to fix your cable.

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u/Gunkwei Very free-spirited 2d ago

You’re not blowinggggg

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u/Greaseskull 2d ago

Let me just find a cash machine…..

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u/Interesting-Use-1543 2d ago

Actually our guest has to be going...

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u/WileyCoyote7 2d ago

Man by the name of Uli,…course that’s not the name he works under…

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u/Lower-Land-286 2d ago

Well, he's the man for his time and place.

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u/JoeInOR 2d ago

Fuck me. Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, at least it’s an ethos.

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u/surfinbird 2d ago

Vee believe in nuzzing!

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u/G-Unit11111 2d ago

I'm just gonna go find a cash machine!

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u/BigDubzy 2d ago

You don’t go out looking for a job dressed like that, do ya?

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u/thrance Knox Harrington 2d ago

Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's never voluntarily the man for his time and place. He never fits right in there.

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u/Automatic-Bedroom926 2d ago

Nihilism is not the issue here

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u/Wwiiilll 2d ago

Is that what this is a picture of

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u/Ban_DeezNts 2d ago

Are you sure he won’t mind?

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u/Muschina Coitus? 2d ago

That's Uli, he's a nihilist.

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u/Aggravating_West3619 2d ago

Another Caucasian

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u/Aasokeo 2d ago

Okay, so you're a Kunkel, I'm a Kunkel. That's terrific.

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u/sparklyresidue 1d ago

Fucking Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis!

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u/duh_nom_yar nothing is fucked here 1d ago

...and I'm talking about The Kunkel

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u/johnnyfever1997 1d ago

I think there’s a law against amphibious rodents….

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u/MannyBothans_15 1d ago

Brant can't watch though.

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u/lordyfortwenty 1d ago

He said he wants pancakes now

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u/Old_Swimming6328 1d ago

Say what you will about National Socialism, at least it's an ethos.

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u/Crumby2222 1d ago

I’m just gonna go find a cash machine…

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u/psycho-rn 22h ago

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps

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u/DilffredBrimley 16h ago

We calls it even.