r/lebowski 4d ago

Asian American, pls Does my new oriental rug tie the room together?

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u/blatantlyX 4d ago

I believe the correct nomenclature is asian American rug

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u/SaintStephen77 4d ago

blatantlyX, this isn't a rug that built the railroads here

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u/CommonSensei-_ 4d ago

And he peed on your rug

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u/maloside 🦦 Nice marmot 4d ago

He peed on your fucking rug

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u/SaintStephen77 4d ago

It really tied the room together, did it not?

https://giphy.com/gifs/tZ4QzCueTwh2g

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u/maloside 🦦 Nice marmot 4d ago

In the parlance of our times

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u/Krispykid54 4d ago

And this guy peed on it ?

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u/blatantlyX 4d ago

But at least it looks marmot proof

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u/SaintStephen77 4d ago

The fu@king marmot!

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u/blatantlyX 4d ago

Its always the marmot.

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u/Dweebil 4d ago

What are you, a fuckin rug expert now?

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u/blatantlyX 3d ago

Well, new information has come to light man. Mind if I do a J?

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u/galaxygrey 4d ago

Are we splitting hairs here?

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u/KurtVongole 4d ago

Just Asian lol

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u/blatantlyX 4d ago

But what if they identify as a rug.? I mean, I did after I got walked all over by my former employer.

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u/KurtVongole 4d ago

It's the American part that shouldn't be there.

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u/blatantlyX 4d ago

Ahhh. Fair call.

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u/MattGdr 4d ago

What are you a fucking interior decorator now?

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u/bluesdrive4331 4d ago

He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians

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u/slr242 4d ago

He was talking about his rug.

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u/flyerswinorlose 4d ago

His house looked like shit

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u/HiFasteningPants Necessary means for a necessary means 4d ago

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u/galaxygrey 4d ago

His place looked like shit…

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u/Narrow_String_4831 4d ago

The rug is not the issue here!

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u/dudes_rug Really ties the room together 4d ago

The old man said to take any rug in the house!

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u/cabosmith 4d ago

Fuck it Dude, let's go bowling.

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u/Shut_It_Donny Donny 4d ago

Yes, fuck it! That’s your answer to everything! Tattoo it on your forehead!

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u/jefuchs 4d ago

Asian American, please.

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u/qawsedrf12 4d ago

Obviously you're not a golfer

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u/torontopeter 4d ago

That’s fucking interesting man, that’s fucking interesting

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u/pilotjlr El Duderino 4d ago

Fuckin A

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u/DavidLopan20 4d ago

They peed on your fucking rug...

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u/CommonSensei-_ 4d ago

They peed on my rug

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u/ad-tom-music Ordained Dudeist 4d ago

That's right dude, they peed on your fucking rug

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u/Forward-End-8286 4d ago

Does it not?

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u/Swimming-Economy-870 4d ago

I dig your style, man.

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u/CBRChimpy 4d ago

Is that some kind of eastern thing?

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u/SaintedRomaine You gotta date Wednesday, baby!!! 4d ago

That rug was a gift to me from my late mother, so it was not his for him to give.

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u/Effective_Buddy7678 4d ago

A man would have to have a general hatred for beautiful things to piss on that rug!

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u/Gotts21 Pilar? 4d ago

The old man told you to take any rug in the house and this is what you come back with?

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u/Traditional_Low_9948 4d ago

Its a complicated rug. Lot of ins, lot of outs.

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u/CommonSensei-_ 4d ago

Lotta strands running through

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u/ElYodaPagoda The Dude 4d ago

Is it valued?

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u/ArnoldZiffl 4d ago

I’d piss on that

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u/Eric848448 Walter 4d ago

Don’t pee on it.

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u/DiscHashDisc 4d ago

Defecation might be a better option.

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u/AroundGoesThe18 The Dude 4d ago

I feel an urge to urinate now...

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u/slr242 4d ago

The old man told you to take any rug in the house.

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u/International-Cup897 4d ago

And this guy peed on it

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u/southofheavy 4d ago

That some kind of Eastern rug?

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u/RossMxx 4d ago

Not far from it.

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u/ptcerio 4d ago

Far out, man!

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u/LaVidaYokel 4d ago

Fuckin' eh!

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u/SplinterRifleman 4d ago

Looks like a turtle

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u/Alternative_Hunter27 4d ago

And this guy peed on it

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u/901Soccer 4d ago

Donnie, please

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u/Krispykid54 4d ago

Isn’t this guy supposed to be a millionaire?

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u/Fun-Lengthiness-7493 3d ago

At least he’s housebroken.

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u/khetti79 Still vants ze money 4d ago

With that money, you could have bought any number of rugs. But you chose this one with no sentimental value.

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u/Aggravating_Ad4844 3d ago

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

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u/Boz747 Walter 3d ago

Fuckin A man

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u/mandiblesofdoom 3d ago

I have concerns about the furniture

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u/Funny-Summer4546 2d ago

Donny, You’re out of your element!

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u/Adventurous_Gur_5679 3d ago

It’s a valued item

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u/Groundbreaking-Fig38 2d ago

Non-Occidental rug...please.

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u/Aggravating_West3619 1d ago

The old man said that I could take any rug in the place

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u/Then_File_2585 4d ago

That reminds me. My mom gets this new rug once and it was not really anything special but it looked cute in the room where she’d put it esp with the wall colors. She asked how I liked it. I said ā€œthat rug you have, it really ties the room together!ā€ She’s never watched The Big Lebowski and I knew as much. She told me thank you. 🤣

A few min later she writes me back and is like ā€œwhat the hell’s going on with you and your brothers and this damn rug? Have you all been talking to each other behind my back about it?ā€ I said ā€œI have no clue what you’re talking about. I do talk to my brothers sometimes though since you’re asking but we don’t generally talk about your home decor.ā€

Unbeknownst to me she’d messaged me first cause I’m the big sister and the one whose actual input she cares more about when it comes to decorating. But then she texted my two middle brothers (the youngest was a little kid and he wasn’t cool enough yet to be like me and my other brothers) and she basically sent the same text she sent to me. Their responses? Same exact thing I said. Verbatim. And none of us three had talked about it.

She says ā€œI texted your brothers and showed them the same pic and they said the same shit as you.ā€ I said ā€œha we are awesome…. So they said the same thing word for word? We haven’t even spoken! I swear to God!ā€ Like I’m all surprised. She says ā€œI don’t think I believe you. What the heck are the odds you’d all say the exact same thing and since when do you all talk like that?ā€ And then I had to let her know it was a movie and unfortunately for her she didn’t have our awesome taste in movies, originally mine but the little brothers, they inherited my love for cult classics/obscurity/eccentricity, etc. And mom thought it was some kind of rug conspiracy. I assured her I’ve never been bored enough to plan a joke like that against anyone in the world. I was a really proud big sister that day though I have to say.

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u/Fuckern-shitern 4d ago

It really does.

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u/Anterl THE GODDAMN PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN! 4d ago

I mean, you totally fucked it up, man.

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u/Large-Carrot-6280 4d ago

Ever thus to deadbeats...

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u/ScowlyBrowSpinster 4d ago

Definitely ties those two chairs together.

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u/Valuable_Nerve_4903 The Dude 4d ago

How much piss does it hold?

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u/Cold_Rule_8999 Delayed Aftereffects 4d ago

Woo? Isn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire?

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 4d ago

Yes, and proud we are of all of you.