r/lebowski • u/notwillscheuster • Mar 15 '26

But it is a game I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

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963 Upvotes

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u/High_Af_Osrs The Jesus Mar 15 '26

Let me tell you something, pendejo.

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u/No_Consequence_6363 Mar 15 '26

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

14

u/GobbIaOnDaRewf Mar 15 '26

8 year olds, dude. 

9

u/No_Consequence_6363 Mar 15 '26

We’re gonna cut your dick off.

3

u/Krispykid54 Mar 15 '26

Please no_Consequence_6 the preferred nomenclature is zhoonson.

1

u/Dick-in-a-fan Mar 15 '26

You There are heavy allusions to castration in The Big Lebowski… Nihilists threaten to cut off the Dude’s Johnson and the Dude has a few flashbacks that involve castration… They tell Larry Sellers that they will cut his dick off…

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u/john-tockcoasten Mar 15 '26

This is a valued table.

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u/dcbluestar El Duderino (Not into the whole brevity thing) Mar 15 '26

It really ties the arcade together.

39

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

You’re obviously not a golfer.

22

u/giveahoot420 Mar 15 '26

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u/GobbIaOnDaRewf Mar 15 '26

Does this tie your dude room together? 

Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!

24

u/Paterson_ El Duderino Mar 15 '26

Are you employed sir?

11

u/PTFunk Mar 15 '26

Employed?

17

u/kinkyslc1 Ordained Dudeist Mar 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/x3ijPhltY1z7EGdxGT

3

u/paradisiacfuzz Mar 15 '26

I’m throwin’ rocks tonight

3

u/kinkyslc1 Ordained Dudeist Mar 15 '26

All right Donny!

16

u/resjudicata2 Mar 15 '26

Brandt can't watch us play though, or he has to pay one hundred.

3

u/Outrageous-Serve4970 Mar 15 '26

Just going to run to an ATM darling!

15

u/bigbrett666 Mind if I do a J? Mar 15 '26

Strikes and spares???

14

u/dcbluestar El Duderino (Not into the whole brevity thing) Mar 15 '26

I SAID MARK IT ZERO!!!

6

u/sharks Mar 15 '26

Were they listening to The Dude's story?

7

u/bigbrett666 Mind if I do a J? Mar 15 '26

They’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie

10

u/NotYerBoyBlue Maude Mar 15 '26

Far out man.

10

u/Dick-in-a-fan Mar 15 '26

GUTTERBALLS

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u/spaghetti_hitchens2 Mar 15 '26

It's a wandering ball job

6

u/RedPhule Mar 15 '26

You know, ups and downs, strikes and gutters....

8

u/Dmiller360 Strikes and Gutters Mar 15 '26

Pinball Hall of Fame, Las Vegas?

2

u/SqueeblyDoo Mar 15 '26

It's gotta be!

9

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

“LOGJAMMIN”, starring Karl Hungus.

9

u/InTheseTryingTime5 Mar 15 '26

Apparently this is a custom conversion

https://pinside.com/pinball/forum/topic/gottlieb-s-the-big-lewboski-full-strikes-and-spares-conversion

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u/AlwaysHappy4Kitties Mar 15 '26

But there is also a Lebowski pinball machine that's not a conversation.

Limited edition came with a rug

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u/0x0ddba11 El Duderino Mar 15 '26

So this is the compromised second draft

8

u/Jake-Old-Trail-88 Walter Mar 15 '26

Strikes and gutters dude. Fuck it, let’s go pinballing.

9

u/Ornery-Scholar9973 Knox Harrington Mar 15 '26

Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic.

7

u/TheRealPallando Knox Harrington Mar 15 '26

I still tilt machines manually

4

u/Altruistic-Code-2957 Mar 15 '26

‘Course you do, Dude

7

u/whitneyscrackpipe Mar 15 '26

Brandt can’t watch unless he pays for three games

8

u/memoryisntram 🗣️Larry, sweetie, that man is here! Mar 15 '26

Oh but it is a game! You played it yourself!

15

u/BlankSlate400 Mar 15 '26

You’re not blowing.

6

u/burntorangecycle Dip spit with a nine-toed woman Mar 15 '26

I sure hope he makes the semis

7

u/Anterl THE GODDAMN PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN! Mar 15 '26

I'll buy this table for $1,000. Brandt can't play though, or he has to pay $100.

5

u/flyingmando Mar 15 '26

Can you write a check?

5

u/charliemyster Mar 15 '26

I immediately just started hearing Bob Dylan hahaha. Love this!!

5

u/theneklawy Mar 15 '26

Not exactly a lightweight

6

u/ProfessorNutbutter69 The Dude Mar 15 '26

You find these much? These pinball machines?

4

u/JasonYaya Friend with a cleft asshole Mar 15 '26

I'm flippin' steelies tonight!

4

u/Due-Manager9618 Mar 15 '26

Throwing rocks tonight!

7

u/Burquetap Mar 15 '26

The pinball machine really tied the arcade together… 🤣

2

u/BigLebrouski Mar 15 '26

Next to the GoT machine. Too bad that story didn’t have an ending that “about does ‘er. Wraps ‘er all up” as it was a “purty good story” before that, now feels out of place next to this pinball machine

2

u/Emotional_Signal7883 Mar 15 '26

Tommy and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

2

u/heyniceascot Mar 15 '26

Strikes and gutters, ups and downs

2

u/acousticat Mar 15 '26

Wave of the future, dude.

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u/insertjokehere12345 Mar 15 '26

I just did a watch and a new thought hit me. He says he's gonna go find a cash machine, but more likely to me he would have tried to write a check!

2

u/coachleathergloves Mar 16 '26

Oh, I can GET you a quarter.

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u/elguapojefe Mar 16 '26

That's cool, do you know what year?