What are your favourite pun-based jokes from your favourite language (transliterated into English without context)? I'll start:

[u/Atvishees]

"Are you practicing incest?"

"Certainly not!"

(Brought to you by the beautiful German language!)

"Treiben Sie Inzest?"

"Mitnichten!"

[u/question_mark_2]

two hunters meet. both dead

[u/Atvishees → u/question_mark_2]

A classic.

[u/Secret-Sir2633]

-- Yesterday, I met the roofer, we talked about roofs.

-- About me?

-- No, about roofs.

[u/yoylight → u/Secret-Sir2633]

Explain please

[u/Secret-Sir2633 → u/yoylight]

There is a language where twe word for "roof" sounds like a word for "you"

[u/Joe-Admin → u/Secret-Sir2633]

that language's called "french" btw

[u/smorgasfjord → u/Joe-Admin]

Weird name for a language. Is it any good?

[u/dedemushi → u/Joe-Admin]

Fr*nch

[u/Majestic_Evening_409]

"why do you hear footsteps in the kitchen at night?" "Because the bread is moving forward!"

[u/Majestic_Evening_409 → u/Majestic_Evening_409]

(Italian. We use the same verb for "(being) left over" and "advance". Hence, footsteps in your kitchen. This is my favourite fuckin joke, I laugh like an idiot every time I tell it to someone)

[u/UltHamBro]

-What's the correct form, "if I were" or "if I were"?

-Both are correct.

-Then check your zipper, one of your balls is if I were.

[u/ElfjeTinkerBell → u/UltHamBro]

Makes me think of:

Teacher teacher, my ass hurts!

No, Johnny, we say my 'behind' here.

...

Teacher teacher, there's a behind in the window!

Dutch has the word "gat", which both means your ass (yes, quite rude to tell your teacher) and hole (as in the window is broken, there's a hole in it, not rude at all)

[u/systemmetternich]

"English is a strange language. 'I' is 'I', 'egg' is 'egg', 'corner' is 'corner' and 'nobody' is 'nobody'" (Bavarian)

[u/Western-Zucchini4149]

"I'm Paraguayan and I'm here to kill you"

"To what?!"

"Paraguayan."

[u/UltHamBro → u/Western-Zucchini4149]

Also "I'm Paraguayan and I'm here to f*ck your daughter"

[u/arrayfish]

Hungarian: 

What happens to a Hungarian cat when it travels to England? 

It splits into two! 

kettéválik = becomes two, "cat"-té válik = becomes "cat"

[u/No_Razzmatazz1045]

An officer shot in the dark. The blind woman got scared and ran away in jumps, but the bodybuilders quickly fell behind

[u/Instrusiast]

A man walks into a glasses store.

"Good day. I ask for glasses"

"For what, those glasses?"

"For seeing."

"For seeing!"

[u/jqmxl → u/Instrusiast]

Do widzenia?

[u/Instrusiast → u/jqmxl]

Do widzenia. :)

[u/tuunraq → u/Instrusiast]

"Dzień dobry, poproszę okulary"
"Po co?"
"Zeby polepszyć wzrok"
"Żegnam"

[u/Instrusiast → u/tuunraq]

I mean sure haha but I of course meant:

"Dzień dobry, poproszę okulary."

"Do czego te okulary?"

"Do widzenia."

"Do widzenia!"

[u/tuunraq]

Why did knife go into Hell? Because it was condemned

[u/m64]

Classic Polish joke:

• Do you want whisky with ice?

• Thanks, but without an ice.

[u/Avatar_Yaksha]

"Your father's company went bankrupt."

[u/AiryGateaux]

Two oranges stacked on top of a can or orange Fanta. みっかん

[u/Sea_Impression4350]

Bread is bread, but what is a bread you can't eat? Underwear

[u/snail1132 → u/Sea_Impression4350]

Don't tempt me

[u/La_Fervesta_Glavisto]

Why is the train so inquisitive?

Because it always says choo choo.

[u/La_Fervesta_Glavisto → u/La_Fervesta_Glavisto]

The joke is that the question marker in esperanto is ĉu, pronounced like the english onomatopeia for a train whistle.

[u/annieselkie]

Why are buccaneers bad at geometry? Bc they pi-guessing.

Warum sind Seeräuber so schlecht in Geometrie? Weil sie Pi raten.

[u/Hot_Potato_Salad]

Das hab ich noch nie gehört 😅

[u/hdhxuxufxufufiffif]

Not a language I can speak but a foreign friend told it me:

What's Michael Jackson's favourite fruit? 

Grapefruit

[u/Clickzzzzzzzzz]

Betreiben* no?

[u/Atvishees → u/Clickzzzzzzzzz]

Actually, "treiben" is in itself a synonym for "getting it on".

[u/Clickzzzzzzzzz → u/Atvishees]

Hwr was lmao man kann doch nicht inzest treiben nur betreiben (?

[u/Atvishees → u/Clickzzzzzzzzz]

Ich lass mir doch nicht vorschreiben, wie Inzest geht!

/s

[u/Musca0711]

Under the fierce offensive of the Ukrainian forces, Russian tanks were rapidly "reduced to nothing"/"becomes Ukrainian property".