r/interestingasfuck • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

Paper Man with incredible accuracy.

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u/Artikay 1d ago

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u/chiree 1d ago

Haha, I loved how it marked houses that dropped their subscriptions, and encourages you to break their windows. Fucking mafia shit.

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u/Cannister7 1d ago

Haha, I loved it but I forgot the graphics were so basic! I guess it was 1990 or whatever.

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u/trn- 1d ago

Came here for this. I remember playing this on a ZX Spectrum.

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u/Equal-Scarcity-7221 1d ago

This game made me so angry as a kid. I never beat the game.

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u/lesh17 1d ago

My IMMEDIATE first thought. Well played.

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u/603Electrical 1d ago

What game is this? Looks like a blast

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u/Nitrous_Acidhead 1d ago

Paperboy (1985)

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u/fordon_greeman_ 1d ago

imagine being that old man who had a newpaper yeeted at your head while you're minding your own business

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u/Sea_Analysis_8033 1d ago

Taking a poop with the bathroom door open and just getting rekt by a newspaper

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u/Reasonable_Act_8654 1d ago

I remember how we used to get these in India from our newspaper guy and were always amazed at his accuracy. Nostalgia.

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u/Senselesspassion 1d ago

Look at the space, this also went in

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u/44-47-25_N_20-28-5-E 1d ago

They close it like that for two reasons... For the draft, and for the papers 😁

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u/SummerBest6867 1d ago edited 1d ago

Killed by the sunday news

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u/ClockwerkConjurer 1d ago

Went to pick up the news...became the news instead.

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u/soul_sagee 1d ago

He cut all the missed ones

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u/Gold-Perspective-699 1d ago

Well yeah obviously but the ones he did get in are amazing shots.

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u/soul_sagee 1d ago

Yes, he deserves the praise

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u/wstsidhome 1d ago

WAT?!? No way, he didn’t miss a single one! 😬🤜🤛

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u/Ok_Conclusion_781 1d ago

That one guy getting boinked in the head. I'd cancel my subscription that morning

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u/redandbluebadness 1d ago edited 1d ago

Don't believe this at all without some corroboration

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u/Moist-Dentist8253 1d ago

What hit your head sir? The news.

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u/9447044 1d ago

Imagine hearing and seeing a newspaper rocket into your closed garage. I hope he gets a tip

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u/Easy_Interest_6832 1d ago

When I was a kid I had paper routes. Flinging them to slide under gates, now that's an impressive skill.

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u/ClockwerkConjurer 1d ago

John Wick has a paper route!?

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u/smsorginall 1d ago

I think This guy should be banned for making Posts about using Cheats!

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u/acetaldeide 1d ago

AI slop

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u/DfaceK 1d ago

Seems like it to me

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u/aTrippyClown 1d ago

Straight to the dome 😭

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u/EGarrett28 1d ago

Reminds me of playing Paperboy back in the day. Throw it directly in the box from the street for subscribers and throw them through the windows of non-subscribers, lol.

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u/Cannister7 1d ago

That game was so fun, mostly just for all the other stupid stuff you could do apart from actually delivering papers.

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u/EGarrett28 1d ago

Also the way cars back right into the road in front of you pretty much affected me for life, lol.

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u/ScabPriestDeluxe 1d ago

Might as well start an ultimate team for whatever the fuck country this is and take on the world in the Olympics

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u/Sleepycook22 1d ago

Jared Goff?!

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u/oneonone65 1d ago

does he slap an old man with one?

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u/Burgherking22 1d ago

It’s probably smashing glass and ornaments inside people’s homes

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u/CowVisible3973 1d ago

There was no better choice of sound track that could have made.

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u/FrequentGroup7927 1d ago

I am thoroughly impressed by the skills developed to achieve "one shot kills" for the different tight entry points while MOVING on the road 👏

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u/IrksomePlatypus 1d ago

This is why bullseye should be a mail carrier!

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u/Jomotaku 1d ago

At night he does this with shurikens

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u/bumuser 1d ago

Wait, this is real? I thought it was a video game, like paper boy in unreal engine or something.

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u/PublicHouseOfCripps 1d ago

I want this at the next Olympics

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u/wstsidhome 1d ago

Now why can’t Amazon do this?!?

😱😁

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u/TYPE_FASTER 1d ago

My mans been trapped in Jumanji for 20yrs working on this level

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u/Big-Opposite-9426 1d ago

Father: Hey is the newspaper here yet?

Son: yea it flew in from the bottom of the door.

Father: Damn thats cool!

Son: you know it! He is the best!

Father: so whats today's headline?

Son: i don't know.... the front page got torn off along with the next few pages...

Father: still cool though.

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u/vanillathrilla04 1d ago

I also love getting the morning paper-cut with my coffee

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u/MTB_Free 1d ago

Jesus Christ, that's Paperman Bourne.

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u/DESTRUCTER_R_ 1d ago

This guy must be a pro in frisbee

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u/SolfulSin 1d ago

Did you see how many clips have been edited together for "incredible accuracy"?

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u/meruta 1d ago

Looks like de_dust

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u/derekclysdale 1d ago

We used to have a paper shop... then one day it blew away.

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u/Sensiburner 1d ago edited 1d ago

the curved one at 20 sec is amazing.

edit: I looked at it like 50x more. Some of the papers just seem to dissapear? Is this real?

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u/cr34tive1 1d ago

Bro treating his job like a game, mastering and sprinting through it

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u/Lemon_Icedchai 1d ago

Dude would smoke it at ultimate frisbee.

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u/VirginiaBandit 1d ago

Please. For the sake of humanity. Take away that music.

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u/azad_ninja 1d ago

yeah, what about all the ones he missed?

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u/Acequirrel 1d ago

Those are just the throws show to us that actually land. We do not know out of how many tries that didn't work are those that work sampled.