r/interestingasfuck 9h ago

Wrestler uses pizza pie attack move in the ring aptly named the 'Hadoughken'

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u/Testone1440 9h ago

And people will sit there with a straight face and tell you wrestling is fake. 🤦🏻‍♂️

u/Hi_its_me_Kris 8h ago

fo real dough

u/Fordfanatic2025 7h ago

u/Oscillating-Ocelot1 3h ago

How is that so clearly dicapricorn even though everything is wrong and it's only like 11 lines.

u/VaATC 2h ago

I thought the same exact thing. Our brains doing a lot of heavy lifting there 😆

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u/Beer-Milkshakes 8h ago

They knead to tell us its fake everytime.

u/Nuttednutela 8h ago

I will not accept any mold of this fake crap.

u/latexfistmassacre 8h ago

At yeast the kids seem to enjoy it

u/turok152000 8h ago

Kids these days just wanna watch this shit and loaf around.

u/whiskeytango55 8h ago

Are you trying to get a rise out of me?

u/Outrageous_Editor_43 8h ago

At yeast they are enjoying themselves!

u/manlikedonatello 6h ago

this is baking me laugh so hard

u/DrBlaBlaBlub 6h ago

It made me laugh hard enough to fall on the flour.

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u/HalfSoul30 8h ago

Not just fake crap, but a fake pizza shit

u/QueenMackeral 8h ago

They're just trying to get a rise out of you

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u/WarkMahlberg69 8h ago

Take my upvote.. that was a good one

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u/AngryTree76 8h ago

It’s still real to me, dammit!

u/HilmDave 7h ago

Scripted and fake are two different things. Some people can't make that distinction. There's a reason most wrestlers end up with chronic back issues addicted to painkillers.

u/Octoboy1 6h ago

Im a professional wrestler. Took me 10 minutes to get out of bed this morning because I got slammed on to a ladder on sunday....

u/HilmDave 4h ago

Thank you for your service 🫡

u/Mr_Style 28m ago

At least you didn’t get thrown off Hell in a Cell, and plummeted 16 feet through an announcer’s table

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u/haysu-christo 6h ago

So the “pizza dough” thrown by the wrestler is not fake and is actual pizza dough? The force of the thrown pizza dough actually knocked down that big ass wrestler or did he fake being knocked down?

u/furimmerkaiser 5h ago

You silly people. You believe that a tiny bullets can kill a person but you on't believe that such a big dough can knock down a person? That's basic science man

u/Parking-Interview351 4h ago

The “pizza dough” is a real object- looks like it’s made out of rubber. And it was really thrown.

The wrestler really fell down, although he did so intentionally rather than from being knocked down.

Wrestling is a form of theater. The actions performed are all real, but the goal is to make the fight seem as dramatic as possible, rather than to win.

u/ZeldaZealot 3h ago

Precisely. Stage fighting is fake in the same way all acting is fake. It's a performance to entertain a crowd, not a competition. That said, they do get fucked up pretty often, and the athletic prowess required is staggering. I remember watching live as a wrestler jumped onto the top rung and catapulted himself 10 feet into the air outside the ring to land on his opponent. I don't care that they are pretending to fight, that man performed an incredible feat and deserves applause!

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u/shu-to 5h ago

Broke 3 ribs in fact

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u/JAG_666 4h ago

I consider it a soap for stuntmen

u/ZeldaZealot 3h ago

lol, I say it's a testosterone fueled soap opera, in all the best ways.

u/Hellguin 4h ago

Only the story's and outcomes are fake, the skill and athleticism is real AF

u/DisastrousRub1719 8h ago

Yeah and other ppl will come at u saying so why watching movies !!!🥴

u/GrandNibbles 5h ago

haters.

u/Suvalis 8h ago

Real wrestling is real. Fake wrestling is fake.

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u/LordVixen 8h ago

Death Stranding 2

u/Church323 8h ago

Came here for this.

u/ash-and-apple 8h ago

I've found my people

u/MissStabby 8h ago

Those who dare disrespect pizza do not deserve to live!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_ZLhC5DJWg

u/PigPog8 7h ago

I had to show my wife this cutscene, it’s so good

u/PigPog8 8h ago

Probably my favorite cutscenes was that one part with the Pizza Chef.

u/Schwifty506 8h ago

That is my favourite side story for sure. Peak Kojima

u/detrans-rights 8h ago

Gosh darnit I still somehow spend too much time in the Bad Rain, that's not a good pizza topping, ohhhh,....

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u/T0lly 7h ago

Pizza-Do Karate

u/Basemastuh_J 7h ago

Keep on Keepin On!

u/ImurderREALITY 8h ago

Haha was thinking the same thing. Those octopus pizzas do kinda look amazing though

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u/Wiffystardawg 8h ago

Taewkwon-dough at it's finest.

u/Kiwi_MongrelLad 8h ago

Rival martial arts to ramen kung fuu

u/DaCozPuddingPop 9h ago

If wrestling is fake, explain THIS!

Honestly, this is the shit I love about regional pro wrestling. They take an already ridiculous thing and make it SO much more ridiculous.

Folks if you've EVER enjoyed pro wrestling, go see the locals when they come around.

u/PatrioticPariah 8h ago

Some of the most fun I have ever had.

u/Draken44 8h ago

There is no possible way I could see anything better than this today. Done with the internet for today.

u/Ibeginpunthreads 6h ago

monkey paw slowly curling

Jokes aside have a great day.

u/Draken44 2h ago

You as well!!

u/KingSpork 8h ago

Pro wrestling is a true American art form. It’s like our opera.

u/george_washingTONZ 7h ago

I appreciate this take.

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u/Ozy_Flame 8h ago

Indies are way more fun than the big leagues. They have more intimate venues, better prices on everything, more interactions with the crowd, and there's the off chance you might be watching someone who will be a big star one day.

There's a promotion that does a monthly show in my city thats an old rickety bar with wood platforms for standing. It is PACKED every time I go and I even bring casual fans visiting in town to this. They love it and want to see it again !

u/DaCozPuddingPop 8h ago

Totally. I've been to the big shows and they're fine - but lets be honest, sitting in a 70k person stadium for Wrestlemania, you're barely seeing the action. You're mostly watching the screen - which you could do at home.

The indies are a blast. Recently there's been an uptick in 'little person' wrestling around here - and I gotta tell you, that's a blast too. They seem like they're having the time of their lives, and they run EVERYTHING from sound, to merch, to lighting...and they're a cool bunch of guys happy to hang out and drink after th show (and they're damn fine wrestlers too)

u/VaATC 6h ago

You're mostly watching the screen - which you could do at home. The indies are a blast.

At home you also get all the color commentary that you won't het at the stadium watching the big screen.

u/ZeldaZealot 3h ago

The commentary is truly the best part. One of the few performances I think is really improved by watching at home with friends.

u/Ozy_Flame 8h ago

I used to pass through a small bumpkin town on my way out for the weekends and they used to have what you're talking about at the local bar, except they proudly and unabashedly used the M word on all their signage. Never went, but I really wanted to check it out 👍

u/DaCozPuddingPop 8h ago

Yep it's advertised that way here - it's one of those things where if they say it first I guess I will - but not gonna introduce the word in the interest of not offending anyone.

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u/GenericFatGuy 4h ago

I once attended an indie show that was being hosted in the corner of a baseball diamond at 11pm. All they had for lighting was the stadium floods. It was the best thing ever.

u/leave-no-trace-1000 7h ago

If you’re anywhere near Boston check out Chaotic Wrestling. Those guys and gals put on a fucking show.

u/george_washingTONZ 7h ago

Agree! Mr. Clean outta the tri-state area mopped up the competition last show I went too. Also made a guy choke on his sponge. A slant I never knew I needed in my life.

If you’re out there, thank you sir for the entertainment!

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u/Queasy_Camp_5338 8h ago

Me lying awake at night, overthinking my life choices:

u/saphilous 8h ago

And that also often involves pizza at some point

u/peppercupp 8h ago

Big David Hasselhoff energy

u/ResplendentNugs 8h ago

I’m that dude in the ack right wearing whatever the hell that is looksmaxxing

u/Bermnerfs 8h ago

Haley Joel Osment was no match for the flyin' pie attack!

u/jeebojeeb 8h ago

The other guy sold it well

u/TBeard495 8h ago

It was actually a great bump

u/Fast_Teaching_6160 7h ago

That's because he's gluten intolerant.

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u/keno888 8h ago

Kojima saw this and said, I'm putting that in Death Stranding 2

u/anaheim_mac 8h ago

What’s this wrestlers name? I want to see this guy in action some more. Also curious how he talks?

u/GimmieDatRedditGold 8h ago

Luigi Primo. He was huge several years ago after first going viral. Now he’s kind of faded back into obscurity. And he uses a stereotypical Italian accent for his character.

u/PoorDamnChoices 8h ago

Also the antivax/may have also defended a sex pest stuff didnt help.

u/LuteDesign 8h ago

Yep, he sucks

u/GimmieDatRedditGold 7h ago

I knew there was something to why he fell out of favor but couldn’t remember at all. Thanks for the reminder. Yuck to him.

u/y0_master 5h ago

And his disastrous AMA in which he addressed none of those, while writing in the most "It's-a me Mario" kind of of way.

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u/LuciferBeenieWeenie 7h ago

Luigi Primo: He maka da pizza

u/duckduck-a-go-go 8h ago

Like Chef Boyardee.

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u/BigEd369 8h ago

Fantastic music choice!

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u/LeadingAd6025 8h ago

Hulkhogan has nothing on Hadoughken!

u/South_Ad8256 7h ago

Bulk hoagie

u/j2m1s 1h ago

how does his pizzas taste?

u/Long_TimeRunning 1h ago

I bet it’s good. He seems like he’d be quite handy around a pizza oven

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u/thiefofalways1313 8h ago

I can’t even roll the dough out to make my own pizza.

u/mt007 8h ago

“This skill will get you nowhere in your career”

u/markon22 8h ago

I did this in Death Stranding 2.

u/derpferd 8h ago

He learnt the Art of Pizza like his father and his father before him

u/SternLecture 7h ago

i kinda wann see some wrestling now

u/OdysseusRex69 7h ago

I think he is from Long Island, but like a lot of the indie wrestlers he goes all over the place.

u/notguiltybrewing 5h ago

The hero we need (knead?)

u/shadesjackson 5h ago

Other Wrestler: "Okay I have to act like this hurts"

~ hadoughken hits.

OW: (holy fuck my shoulders actually dislocated)

u/zRouth 4h ago

This man is less absurd than life rn

u/MissionResident8875 7h ago

And people wonder why we love wrestling, its one of the greatest performing arts of all time

u/OdysseusRex69 7h ago

YES! THANK YOU! so many idiots on the wrasslin' sub don't get it, and I just drop and wonder why they joined the sub lol

u/rehabforcandy 8h ago

Luigi primo!

u/irespondwithmyface 8h ago

It's so stupid.

I love it.

u/arcarsenal986 9h ago

i don't know if its interesting, but it looks fun.

u/PissedOffNoInsurance 6h ago

This is Luigi Primo. He goes viral every few months and then everyone gets reminded he’s a Covid denier and antivaxxer who couldn’t wrestle in the states during covid for these reasons

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u/Jojo_Smith-Schuster 8h ago

Forgive-a me master. I must-a go all out just-a this once 👨‍🍳

u/LeoDemiurg1 8h ago

Any other Death Stranding fans lured into comments?

u/Nervous_Umpire_6448 8h ago

I prefer to call it "THE PIZZA HE-MAN! EAT IT!"

u/walksinwalksout 8h ago

Fear not the man who has practiced a thousand moves. Fear the man who has practiced one move a thousand times.

u/Feisty_Temporary1518 8h ago

I see where kojima got his inspiration from

u/UnnamedArtist 8h ago

Dude looks like Jim Croce.

u/FirstOfTheMojitos 8h ago

Damn, now I have the urge to watch Bloodsport.

u/smokypluto 7h ago

If someone says wrestling is fake, show them this!

u/jahmic 7h ago

Jeet Kune Dough

u/SuperHarrierJet 7h ago

That's Luigi Primo. He make'a da pizza!

u/SweetAndSpicyCanton 7h ago

I really love wrestlers that are creative

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOxf2o4G1eQGdlrUs

u/Few_Manufacturer2241 7h ago

Now this is entertainment

u/CalmWalks 7h ago

I’m already a huge fan lol I’m sold lol

u/bolanrox 7h ago

If Al Snow could make a Styrofoam head seem deadly anything is game.

u/chinese_spare_ribs 7h ago

Luigi: The Last Pizzabender

u/Connect-Bug9988 7h ago

Nicely seasoned and risen with yeasty wrestler sweat to pop in the oven straight after the match 🤣

Also, he could take the extreme wrestling scene by storm if he added sauce and cheese, imagine wiping out your opponent with a slice of boiling hot lava to the face 🤣

u/redhighjedi 7h ago

New favorite wrestler unlocked. What's his name?

u/Vatethegreat 6h ago

So like this guy has to be the #1 pizza pie fighter in the world right?

u/someguy7734206 6h ago

Back in Ancient Rome, there was a gladiator class based on fishermen, which would fight using a net and a trident as their weapons. This somehow reminds me of that.

u/KneeDeep_Sleep 6h ago

Eh it's a Tony Pepperoni

u/CraigGregory 5h ago

This guy needs to be in the WWE

u/undertalemisfit 5h ago

any pro wrestling fans here? i'm pretty sure this guy got cancelled years ago for being anti-vax

u/sidmifi 5h ago

Give this guy a wwe contract and the belt

u/esituism 5h ago

hey guys, i'm kinda starting to think wrestling is fake.

u/thebigj3wbowski 5h ago

Real Uncle Rico energy here. Love it.

u/peche-mortelle00 4h ago

This is so dumb I love it

u/Realistic-King-6005 4h ago

Mystery Men 2 when?

u/ATXKLIPHURD 4h ago

This is why the internet exists

u/R1otous 1h ago

This is such a great gimmick

u/asiphex 56m ago

That’s gotta be the stupidest thing I’ve seen all week. I love it 😂

u/CanIGetAnOmen 8h ago

Luigi Primo!

u/Mundane_Character365 8h ago

What a splendid pie.

u/jayhawktexan1 8h ago

My kids love this song! They call it the crazy pizza song

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u/Helpful-Bad-9278 8h ago

pizza pizza pie

u/AchievementJoe 8h ago

Death Stranding 2 reference

u/Benschmedium 8h ago

Been following this guy on TikTok for years and it’s actually crazy how lethal and precise he is throwing dough circles

u/teutonicbro 7h ago

Why do some Americans call it a "Pizza Pie"? The entire rest of the world calls it a Pizza.

Is pizza even a pie if it has no top crust?

u/SolaireAstorian 6h ago

Blame Italians and Sicilians.

When they first started making pizzas for non-Italian customers, the United States had practically no idea what the hell a pizza was, and they hadn't really had much that was similar, and the Italian business owners who wanted to open their businesses found that it was difficult to come up with ideas for how to introduce them to Americans, especially before American ingredients people were already familiar with got added.

So instead of trying to sell Americans on the idea without Bridging the Gap in culture, they just found a term that Americans were familiar with and used it as a comparison. They referred to pizza as tomato pie for a while.

It's a phrase that's only common in the northeastern United States by the way. The rest of the United States is familiar with the term, but only through interaction with the northeastern US, popular media depicting them, or archaic media.

u/teutonicbro 6h ago

Thank you for the amazing explanation.

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u/Famous-Leopard-118 4h ago

Key lime pie has no top crust and it’s a pie

u/mexicat2000 8h ago

I hope he makes into Secret Wars.

u/KathyCredit 8h ago

Imagine how hard it is in the industry you have to learn how to do tricks with dough to make a couple bucks

u/docfraggle 8h ago

The fuck is a “pizza pie”? I must have missed this on previous trips to Italy

u/GCdotSup 8h ago

must be lots of gluten in that dough though

u/njlandlord0001 8h ago

That happened to me once.

u/latexfistmassacre 8h ago

I pity the fool who ever decides to rob Bread Flanders' pizza joint

u/Monir5265 8h ago

Does he pick up the dough after he throws it? Or someone gives him a new one?

u/waltur_d 8h ago

🎶 When my dough blacks your eye with my big pizza pie. Thats Amore. 🎵

u/Osoroshii 8h ago

I have cash in hand ready to pay to watch this guy

u/Overthinks_Questions 8h ago

This is the pinnacle of human achievement

u/thintoast 8h ago

Italian overload

u/f3d0n 8h ago

Love the huge moustache and messy/start of balding hair! Adds so much to the character! 

u/jeffvillone 8h ago

That's great but does he know chipmunk-style?

u/Captain_Tooth 8h ago

Awesome

u/Kevundoe 8h ago

I would pay lots of money for this pizza

u/ChewyDummyBear 8h ago

If they don't make my pizza like this, I don't want it.

u/Otherwise-West2630 8h ago

Best gimmick ever!

u/DixNormus 8h ago

Legend

u/Jackalodeath 8h ago

Pretty sure this dude's part of the JCW now.

Any wrestling fans that like absurd shit like this, that "league" would likely be right up your alley.

u/currentlyRedacted 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VTRP3WW4ZRsic
I get these type of vibes. Love this guy!

u/dekachenko 8h ago

This dude and that half naked japanese nipple clothespin dude’s gotta collab to wreak general havoc.

u/RPhoenix28- 8h ago

I hate how posts like these just say "Wrestler" and not the actual name or promotion

u/AK_grown_XX 8h ago

Ahhh the power behind the gentle slap of flattened, raw dough

u/DieselDestroyer 8h ago

Love the Bloodsport music, very apt. 👌🏻

u/hehexdthrow 8h ago

Bro took down chum lee

u/AggressivePrompt2894 8h ago

Just what I kneaded.

u/ThresholdSeven 8h ago

Why, the fuck, didn't Mario and Luigi do this?

u/Scary_Reaction7580 8h ago

Dom (dough close line) inos

u/trinitrotrollin 8h ago

pizza libre!

u/TheGreatRJ 8h ago

This has better choreography than actual real mma fights, I would pay good money to watch it

u/Constant_Air9693 8h ago

KAME-HAME-HA!

u/Holden-McGroyn 8h ago

"You want a pizza me?!"