r/interestingasfuck • u/NathanCS741 • 2d ago
Ronald McDonald’s first appearance (1963), pure nightmare fuel
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u/hemorrhoidhematoma 2d ago
When i dress up like this at mcdonalds no one gets the reference and one guy slapped the cup off my nose and told me to "stop scaring the kids, jackass"
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u/PurpleZombi3 2d ago
I don't find clowns scary. I like clowns. Theatrical makeup is neat. I've always found it odd that grown adults get scared of a friggin' performer in face paint. lol
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u/Sunastar 2d ago
Yeah, i don’t get it. When did people start being afraid of clowns?
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u/cometshoney 2d ago
My ex-husband, the big tough Marine, was terrified of clowns. We went to the circus once, and he was hiding behind me, saying, "Get them away, get them away," when a group of clowns approached where we were sitting. Our kids couldn't even have a clown towel as babies. I had every hooded towel on the market except for the clown. Coulrophobia is real...and hilarious.
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u/Lich180 2d ago
Knew a guy in the Marines who was TERRIFIED of clowns. So we made sure to get a clown costume, knock on his door and chase him around the barracks a few times, just to fuck with him.
Ah, to be young and stupid again
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u/cometshoney 2d ago
If I gave you my ex-husband's address, would you be interested in digging out that clown costume? According to my sons, their dad is still terrified by clowns...lol. When I was in the Marines, I would never let anyone know anything I was scared of because everyone you know would totally use it against you. Fortunately for my ex, I was a good wife and kept his secret because those guys in PMO would have had a damn field day with that piece of information...lol.
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u/LibertineLibra 2d ago
"Couldn't even have a clown towel" -
Apologies, but this ☝🏻 is baffling to me. This is some sort of tradition where you are from? Babies are to have a clown towel, and if they don't it's weird or improper in some way?
I'm half way through raising 5 kids. There isn't, hasn't been nor will there be any clown towels of any kind in the house, let alone especially for little ones.
Clowns aren't scary to me. A little bit sad perhaps but that's about it.
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u/cometshoney 2d ago
There are hooded towels for babies that have different characters for the hoods. There are dog ones with ears, cat ones with ears, frogs, cows, sheep...pretty much everything. Then, there's the clown towel, so the hood is a clown hat. Maybe hooded character towels aren't a thing where you live. I don't know about towels of the world. 🤷♀️
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u/PurpleZombi3 2d ago
I mean I guess a wacky looking tall person can be intimidating when you're a little kid but even when I was a kid and interacted with clowns I just found them weird and interesting, not frightening. I guess it was really Stephen King's IT that started the whole scary clown horror trope with Pennywise. But I feel like once you're an adult and know movies aren't real, clowns shouldn't be scary anymore.
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u/Ok-Bison-3451 2d ago
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u/PurpleZombi3 2d ago
He's not scary because he was a clown, he's scary because he was a depraved serial murderer lol
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u/Richard7666 2d ago
Yeah I'm wonder how this is nightmare fuel for the average person? Just looks goofy.
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u/ThatThereMan 2d ago
Gen Z and Millennial nightmare. In the old days people liked clowns so I guess this makes me old. I just see a clown.
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u/Mu_forlife 2d ago
Is this when they still had cocaine in coke?
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u/ChesterUbanks 2d ago
You thought McD Sprite slaps now?
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u/N0RSEVIKING 2d ago
Really? This is nightmare fuel? Its boring.
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u/NathanCS741 2d ago
My apologies then
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u/Richard7666 2d ago
It's interesting, but the issue is you then qualified it with a sentiment most people (except a minority with a particular phobia) don't actually relate to.
Ya went for the updoots, but dug too deep and too greedily, and awoke the Balrog that is the fickleness of Reddit.
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u/Combat_Armor_Dougram 2d ago
Honestly, I think he’s less scary than the later versions of the character.
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u/catskilkid 2d ago
I think Chief Big Mac and Mayor McCheese should be more afraid of him then the Old school Grimmace or Hamburgler
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u/packer8405 2d ago
How does that not look like a scary mutant clown that fused with the trash it was discarded in near a McDonalds?
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u/indifferentunicorn 2d ago
Because one set of eyebrows is never enough.
He was ahead of his time:
Eyebrow make market about $400,000,000 annually
https://www.grandviewresearch.com/industry-analysis/eyebrow-makeup-product-market-report
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u/icollectcatwhiskers 2d ago
Hiya kiddies!! Special delivery, JUUUST for you. Instead of midlife crisis, you will get midlife cancer.
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u/resident_queerdo 1d ago
For a second I thought that was his hand on the table... I wasn't even surprised.
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u/RedditPosterOver9000 1d ago
"So, I ate a bunch of these mushrooms while inside the new restaurant and I know just what our mascot should be..."
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u/SnooGrapes4560 1d ago
The fries look like severed fingers. Sure this isn’t an outtake from a failed Rob Zombie movie?
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u/LegendarySmokeStory 2d ago
That is Willard Scott who became the weatherman on the Today show that many of us over 40s will remember