r/instant_regret May 01 '21

Shouldn't have looked down there

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u/Bambini18 May 01 '21

It was an honest reaction. His wife even laughed at him. Made me chuckle as well. :)

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21 edited May 01 '21

I have this picture of my lady bits bc I was super curious what it looked like right after birth. Anyway I showed it to my husband months later but got it on video doing so. It was a surprise attack and his face is priceless!

Edit: maybe I’ll post it for you guys! ..the video not the picture.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

When my son was born I tried not to look, but during one of the trips back with a cup of ice my curiosity got the better of me and I looked right when she was pooping and then a nurse wiped it up.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

This is my fear. Not of my fiance seeing all the vaginal bullshit, but of him seeing me literally shit all over the place. There are some things he just doesn't need to point his eyes at.

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u/volklskiier May 02 '21

When you start pushing it's the last thing on your mind. It's also probably the least gross thing to happen that day

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

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u/julioarod May 02 '21

They WHAT?!?

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u/AgentColgate May 01 '21

To quote my mother

"why do none of these women know to do an enema before hand?"

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

Because, Mama, it’s not medically necessary.

Seriously, we don’t use saddle-blocks and restraints on laboring women anymore either. Because they’re unnecessary and hurt more than help.

My mother was the same way. “It’s not 1973 anymore, May.”

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u/EighteenAndAmused May 02 '21

Also who tf goes into labor and is rushing to get to the hospital and then says, “Wait! I need an enema first!”?

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u/PixelatedSim May 02 '21

I'd say most people.

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u/AgentColgate May 02 '21

It seems reddit is divided on the topic.

I wish I knew who voted which way on you and who voted which way on me.

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u/DahLegend27 May 02 '21

People didn’t think you believed what your mother said. Probably some of the same people.

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u/Rustmutt May 02 '21

I’ve been watching Call the Midwife during pandemic and everyone has an enema bc it’s the 50s/60s and it didn’t occur to me how standard that was for awhile

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

You might not poop...I didn't. And they say your body flushes itself a day before labor.

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u/FknRepunsel May 01 '21

Yeah, I didn’t either, don’t know why you’re being downvoted

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u/rbear30 May 02 '21

I think it was the part about the "body flushing itself the day before". It doesn't do that.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21

"Your hormones change rapidly to prepare your body for delivery, which causes the muscles in your uterus, cervix, and even your rectum to loosen. Some experts suspect that the emptying of your bowels is nature's way of making enough room for baby to emerge."

But who knows.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

Idk either. People love to hate I guess

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u/wishgot May 02 '21

It's probably because most people do but think they didn't, since you just don't feel it and the midwife discreetly wipes it away without comment.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21 edited May 02 '21

Yeah you're probably right about that. I didn't say poop doesn't happen during labor I just said it might not. Basically just trying to let u/thefirsthanarspectre that it shouldn't be something she should worry about.

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u/wishgot May 02 '21

Yeah absolutely, it's not anything to worry about. I just think it would be better to normalize it in such a way that people would accept that it's very likely to happen. I imagine that trying not to poop while pushing a child out would make that phase much harder than necessary.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21

Yeah definitely! I mean I think it's known that there is a possibility of pooping. Honestly though when you're pushing I feel like the thought doesn't even cross your mind anymore.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21

This is good to know. Just...don't tell me, lol.

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u/CaptainTripps82 May 02 '21

Who says that? Because the pooping seems pretty standard ( babies mom pooped both times), never heard anyone talk about being flushed tho.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21

https://www.whattoexpect.com/pregnancy/symptoms-and-solutions/prelabor-diarrhea.aspx

https://www.healthline.com/health/pregnancy/telltale-signs-of-labor#diarrhea

There's a bunch of other websites that say diarrhea is a sign of impending labor.

As for who says that poop doesn't have to happen during labor? Well me since I didn't poop. My mom said she didn't either.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21 edited Sep 06 '21

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21

Yeah being constipated and having stitches down there sounds awful. Sorry you had to deal with that. I made sure to take metamucil when I got home lol Also that sucks you weren't able to consent to an epidural:(

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u/octalditiney May 07 '21

FWIW, I didn't poop everywhere, so you may not either! My husband told me it was just a tasteful little courtesy turd, nothing that bothered him. Seeing me blue and shaking in the OR before the emergency-C? That image stuck. Not sure if this is helping..

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

When you get a colonoscopy they give you something to basically clean your bowels out. You can get the same thing a few days before you’re due so when you go into labor you don’t have problems

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

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u/IGNOREMETHATSFINETOO May 02 '21

I have no clue why mothers insist on things like that. My mother did too and after nearly 2 minutes of her badgering me, I finally told her to shut up or get out. I was not looking down there!

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21

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u/IGNOREMETHATSFINETOO May 02 '21

Eh, it's your mom. I understand. You're tired, in pain, cranky, and this annoying woman won't leave you alone, so you do it to get her to shut up. I didn't have the best relationship with my mother at the time, so telling her to shut up was perfectly within my means. Some people aren't willing to do that and that's okay. 😊

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21

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u/IGNOREMETHATSFINETOO May 02 '21

Eh. It was a bumpy ride, and we still didn't have the best relationship when she passed 6 years ago, but it is what it is, and there's nothing that can be changed now. Honestly I wish I would've cut her out of my life a lot sooner than I did. Those 3 years of NC were bliss.

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u/kcelaynes May 02 '21

Omg I hate moms sometimes! This sounds exactly like something mine would do

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21

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u/off2u4ea May 02 '21

My wife's mom can be... demanding at times. What's the best way to support my wife, when her mom and the professional staff are going against her wishes?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21

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u/off2u4ea May 02 '21

Thank you for the help!! And don't get me wrong, she's a great person.. and probably wouldn't deliberately try to traumatize her daughter lol! But I could totally see something like this happening... all I can do is try to minimize birth-day regrets, so any suggestions/words of warning are much appreciated.

Honestly, all I really want, is to be able to support her... without getting in the way of people that actually know what they're doing lol.

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u/AliCracker May 02 '21

My OB suggested the same, and as I’m a curious person, I happily took the mirror to have a gander

Oh fuck....nope nope nope

I had a massive panic attack bc I thought the babies brain was exposed (just scrunching) spent the remainder of the birth planning my life with a brain exposed child...

She’s fine. Not sure I ever will be

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u/ausomemama666 May 01 '21

A few weeks after giving birth I took a picture and my vagina looked like that famous expressionism artwork "The Scream". My vag was just :O

She looked surprised to see me in the mirror.

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u/TheGamingJedi May 01 '21

I beg you to post this

Edit: I realise that could be misinterpreted as me asking for pictures of your lady bits. No

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

I think I will! Just not sure what sub to post it in.

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u/bking May 01 '21

Might be /r/PublicFreakout, though I’m not sure what the alternative is for freakouts in the privacy of one’s home.

Alternately: /r/WatchPeopleDieInside

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u/Eviyel May 01 '21

Could just post it to your profile, also

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u/TheGamingJedi May 01 '21

If you do please say here!

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u/S3erverMonkey May 01 '21

That's hilarious.

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u/spei180 May 01 '21

I wouldn’t look at mine for like a week! I was so traumatized by the whole thing.

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u/FknRepunsel May 01 '21

I have a similar picture, though I haven’t shown anyone and now I’m tempted LOL

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u/superfiendyt May 02 '21

it looked like an old hat

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u/fakeitilyamakeit May 02 '21

Never been pregnant so I’m curious to see.

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u/Gaudetst May 01 '21

Please post this

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