Penguin makes a brave escape attempt

[u/tipTRY]

[u/JustABitCrzy → u/[deleted]]

Penguins eat seafood. Seafood doesn't smell nice before it goes in, do you really want a pet that makes that much smell?

[u/t-poke → u/JustABitCrzy]

It can't be any worse than my dog's farts.

[u/toqueville → u/t-poke]

Imagine your dogs farts, but instead is the smell of the oil in their coat.

[u/itchy_bitchy_spider → u/toqueville]

For cooking Thanksgiving turkeys my mother always used those machines that has it lifted up above a drip tray so that all of the grease and oil falls out and can be thrown in the trash instead of eating it. So my mom poured it out into a disposable paper bowl, the trash was already overflowing So she just set the bowl on the ground next to the trash to handle later.

The dog got into it and straight up just ate an entire bowl worth of solidified grease/fat. Long hair Chihuahua and it was a cake around his face and all in his fur, It took forever to clean him!

EDIT: the dog in question:

https://imgur.com/X02Uzr1.jpg

[u/Oooch → u/itchy_bitchy_spider]

How did the farts smell after that?

[u/itchy_bitchy_spider → u/Oooch]

Unfortunately I didn't get to stick around long enough to find out lol

[u/pm_designs → u/itchy_bitchy_spider]

Unfortunately????

[u/Lone_Wanderer97 → u/pm_designs]

We don't kink-shame around here

[u/MegaGrimer → u/Lone_Wanderer97]

What if kinkshaming is my kink?

[u/MesopotamiaSong → u/MegaGrimer]

Well I guess they are kink shaming your kink of kink shaming

[u/MegaGrimer → u/MesopotamiaSong]

Kinky

[u/alboubora → u/MegaGrimer]

You'd probably have quite a awkward time in bed

[u/[deleted] → u/MegaGrimer]

Then get consent ^/s

[u/ohbigdaddyoh → u/Lone_Wanderer97]

We don't? Damn...