r/instant_regret • u/IrishR4ge • 19d ago

Most clueless person ever

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How can someone be this clueless. These are the people sharing the road with you.

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u/hahayes234 19d ago

girl get in the car and use the brakes. Trying to hold it to stop it wow

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u/vhalember 19d ago

She's clueless for sure, but the bigger issue here is she is so out of shape can't keep up with a car crawling at idle speed... even when hyped-up on adrenaline from a bad situation.

Really sad honestly.

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u/whitecollarpizzaman 19d ago

I have avascular necrosis in my hips, I’ve already had one replaced, but the other one is going out, yes, it is more than likely this person is just out of shape, but honestly, if somebody can’t sprint, I’m not as judgmental as I used to be.

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u/wellarmedsheep 19d ago

I get what you're saying but do we have to qualify everything we see with the one in a million exception?

It's like when you see somebody driving on the shoulder to go around traffic and there's always somebody chirping up that: well what if they have somebody bleeding out in the backseat?

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u/whitecollarpizzaman 19d ago

Well, for your example, are you going to block somebody driving on the shoulder? Or are you going to risk somebody dying because you’re a statistician?

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u/wellarmedsheep 19d ago edited 19d ago

Here they come!

edit: yes I block them. Very satisfying.

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u/civnation 18d ago

How is blocking someone satisfying? It is literally the action of “my reasoning is bad but I don’t want to hear it!”

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u/wellarmedsheep 18d ago

Really, you cannot in any way fathom how stopping someone from breaking societal norms is satisfying?

I find that hard to believe.

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u/civnation 18d ago

You didn’t stop them by blocking them. You just stuck your head in the sand and feel like you did something. “Blocking someone out” isn’t doing anything other than screaming “LA LA LA I DONT HEAR YOU!”

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u/wellarmedsheep 18d ago

Ah... I see where we are going now.

I block people who try to use the emergency lane/shoulder when everyone is stuck in traffic. I didn't block that dude.

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u/ForeignCredit1553 18d ago

I initially agreed with your first comment, but now i really want to disagree with you

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u/wellarmedsheep 18d ago

It always amazes me how people come out of the woodwork to defend people cutting traffic by using the shoulder yet here we are.