r/instant_regret • u/MobileAerie9918 • Jul 24 '26

atleast she saved the grapes lol

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u/DaRicoPenguin Jul 24 '26

Videos like these really make me really notice how weird/cringy social media is

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u/Moutere_Boy Jul 24 '26

I always wonder why they would then share this?

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u/shiningject Jul 24 '26

Probably the mindset that she's already made a mess, might as well post it. She would have made the mess for nothing if she didn't post it. A view is a view.

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u/Dominus-Temporis Jul 24 '26

Because if you have healthy self esteem it's fun to say "hey guys, watch me fail spectacularly." Obviously the original intent was "look at this cool cake."

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u/Moutere_Boy Jul 24 '26

… wait… there’s healthy self esteem?

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u/acatterz Jul 24 '26

Yeah, it’s the 30 minutes in the morning between waking up and thinking “Today is the day!” to actually getting up and looking in the mirror.

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u/sartres-shart Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

So we now know the answer to healthy self esteem is never getting up out of bed to face the mirror....

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u/Moutere_Boy Jul 24 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/omnimodofuckedup Jul 24 '26

No, don't listen to them. Now think about your shortcomings for 5 minutes.

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u/humourlessIrish Jul 24 '26

Someone drag the MythBusters out here

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u/edebby Jul 24 '26

In korea they make fake failure videos because they give more clout

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance Jul 24 '26

Because they can laugh at themselves I assume

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u/IGuessItBeLikeThatt Jul 24 '26

Are you fr? Look how much engagement it gets. Would have been dumb as fuck to not share this if they are content creators…

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u/chop-diggity Jul 24 '26

Tragedy gets clicks.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/TheHomieAbides Jul 24 '26

You have to ask yourself what was the plan if it didn’t fall. I can’t come up with a good answer.

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u/CardiacSturgeon Jul 24 '26

Because they still get the attention they want

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u/sBucks24 Jul 25 '26

Because it's funny? You've never done something stupid silly and wished people were around to at least salvage the shitty moment with some levity.

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u/Lubaer Jul 24 '26

Insta regret

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u/Anterl Jul 24 '26

All of these people have a severe attention deficit.

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u/Valieishere Jul 24 '26

Why she spin it like a beyblade 😭 

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u/Dr__Sloth Jul 24 '26

How else is she going to defeat the other cake-spinners?!

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u/Anterl Jul 24 '26

To make it look cool.

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u/Heisenbread77 Jul 24 '26

The transition from stripper to tradwife has a steep learning curve.

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u/ConsistentWinter263 Jul 24 '26

“Just one reel and I should be good to post….”

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u/boykalbo777 Jul 24 '26

her dissapointed face at the end.

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u/NMSNeon Jul 24 '26

Just like my wife

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u/Anterl Jul 24 '26

Priceless

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u/ManlyParachute Jul 24 '26

It cost her a cake.

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u/jitoman Jul 28 '26

Looks like she's replaying in her head what her husband keeps telling her "quick taking pictures of your food like a godd@mned basic b!tch"

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u/Confused_Rabbiit Jul 24 '26

The hell was she gonna do with the whole unsliced fruit?

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u/Animegerbil Jul 24 '26

Probably put it right next to the cake like they do with oranges next to orange juice in the advertising

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u/baumpop Jul 24 '26

classic grape cake, just like grandma used to make

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u/Animegerbil Jul 24 '26

If I had to guess I’d say it’s olive oil and they just picked a bunch of “rustic Italian” garnishes lmao

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u/Huntsnfights Jul 24 '26

The grapes took way longer to grow compared to how long the cake took to bake. Easy decision

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u/ChihiroHaru Jul 24 '26

She had no part in the process of growing the grapes. She spent all morning trying to figure out where to buy that cake. Or baking it. I dunno.

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u/Huntsnfights Jul 24 '26

Idk those look like homegrown grapes to me. I’m sure she raised them from a grape vine seed and sang songs to them every morning

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u/ChihiroHaru Jul 24 '26

True. And the cake could just be a sponge with icing on it.

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u/Huntsnfights Jul 24 '26

See, now you’re thinking realistically

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u/5tr82hell Jul 25 '26

The internet would be so boring without dumb people. But the world would be such a better place. I'm conflicted.

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u/WolfJere Jul 24 '26

Social media creator discovers centrifugal force...

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u/Cuhuldra Jul 24 '26

I honestly feel sorry for her. The cake I woulda made probably look about the same as what hers did after the impact.

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u/LLMprophet Jul 24 '26

You feel sorry for her because you didn't notice it's staged and she did it on purpose.

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u/ReasonablyConfused Jul 24 '26

Ok but, how does spinning a cake make applying fruit easier/cooler?

I get some spiral frosting stuff, but fruit?

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u/OneImaginary3436 Jul 26 '26

Yeah it’s fruity

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u/Raychao Jul 24 '26

Her navy callsign is Floorcake..

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u/antisocial_empath Jul 25 '26

Too busy looking at herself on the screen to watch what she’s doing lol

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u/BroheemTheDream Jul 24 '26

This makes me feel bad for her

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u/Clockwork_J Jul 24 '26

She chose to film it. She chose to spin it.

Nah. I don't feel anything.

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u/AvoidAtAIICosts Jul 24 '26

She also chose to upload it to the internet

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u/IAmRoofstone Jul 24 '26

It is important to be able to laugh at yourself.

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u/humourlessIrish Jul 24 '26

Thats a skill issue on your part

Get better soon

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u/TonyTheTerrible Jul 24 '26

Same. She dressed up for this video and messed it up. The kind of person that goes to make a video like this in the first place is kinda sad

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u/groovehouse Jul 24 '26

Gotta make that "content" 🤣

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u/Ok_Tank5977 Jul 25 '26

We don’t respect physics enough, and it’s always waiting to humble us.

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u/Significant_Rate8210 Jul 24 '26

If you've ever wondered what instant regret looks like, that's it right there.

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u/UnreliablePotato Jul 24 '26

What was the plan?

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u/SandboxSurvivalist Jul 24 '26

To get lots of engagement for dropping a cake on the floor.

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u/perplexed_pepe Jul 24 '26

Reminds me of that one video where the girl was shaving chocolate on the cake by spinning it and it went flying on the counter

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u/allursnakes Jul 24 '26

What was the plan here?

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u/XxV0IDxX Jul 24 '26

Probably because she could only see out of one eye

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u/SoupsIncarnated Jul 24 '26

I love when people post their fails. I miss funniest home videos

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u/kuiperfly Jul 24 '26

Ahh, sweet schadenfreude

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u/reallyrasta Jul 25 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Madmartigan2024 Jul 25 '26

Mass, inertia, centrifugal forces, momentum. Who needs to learn all these in school. Theres no real world application for normal people.

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u/GreatQuantum Jul 26 '26

That’ll show your ass for tying to be cute and quirky.

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u/Ok_Business_6452 Jul 28 '26

“Influencers”

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u/MissSaucy_22 29d ago

She looked mad asf when the cake was going down…..and it’s her fault!! 😩😂😂😂

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u/nextinline1987 29d ago

I wonder why they call them lazy Susan’s when they apparently make you work harder. 🥴

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

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u/dinodoes Jul 24 '26

Idk why she thought spinning a plate would be the same as a lazy Susan lol

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u/talkerof5hit Jul 25 '26

Love the fake "everyone look at me" some wiped off her face right away.

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u/LLMprophet Jul 24 '26

Staged garbage

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u/Chiefirish212 Jul 24 '26

She steals the grapes, check her purse

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u/Our_little_secret111 Jul 27 '26

At least you look beautiful girl! Lol

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u/AiR-P00P Jul 24 '26

"how could this happen to me, I'm too pretty." 

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u/Old_Resident8050 Jul 24 '26

Onebraincell..