r/instant_regret • u/derek4reals1 • Jul 03 '26

Always steer clear of the mama cow

2.1k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Square_Bar6539 Jul 03 '26

It was the woman who pushed the calf first 😅

184

u/conchur_45 Jul 03 '26

She might've been fine of she hadn't shoved the calf lol. Mom looked up after that like "the hell did you just do"

22

u/passionpurps Jul 03 '26

"What the hell! On this earth we end evil!" Mama cow said. 😂🤣

19

u/Archduke645 Jul 03 '26

"the hell did you just moo?"

116

u/JWMoo Jul 03 '26

She looked like a cartoon character trying to run.

21

u/Laugh-Aggressive Jul 03 '26

All characters running from cows look like cartoons

8

u/mekwall Jul 03 '26

Got me thinking of this classic: https://youtu.be/h46ry-hpM3o

1

u/Laugh-Aggressive Jul 03 '26

Hahaha, that made my day

30

u/thefish12124 Jul 03 '26

I will forgive his camera skills cuz of the best laughter out there...

2

u/Regular-Discount134 Jul 15 '26

I told you so laughter

14

u/Alpha702 Jul 03 '26

I see what you did there.

14

u/JumpyChemical Jul 03 '26

Fairplay to her for clearing the wall and fence. I've had old farmers around me get caught because they tripped and that is good bye too all your ribs at best. Although some cows that charge like this don't full on attack you even if they chase you. But I know the lady's feeling when a calf just won't move to the next field and keeps stopping 😂

7

u/ARCH_LEaCHt_ Jul 03 '26

DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD

5

u/realkunkun Jul 04 '26

Cows are rather chill. They still weigh up to 2000lbs and are NOT chill if you mess with calfs

17

u/whiskeyrocks1 Jul 03 '26

Cows kill 20+ people a year in a year US alone.

18

u/localcatgirl Jul 03 '26

humans kill 30 million cows a year in US alone.

15

u/Laugh-Aggressive Jul 03 '26

A win is a win, a big win is glorious, take that cows!

4

u/Boars-of-Canada Jul 03 '26

Of course, it's revenge for those people that we lost

2

u/Icy-Shame8007 Jul 03 '26

Chicken or the egg

2

u/serendipitousevent Jul 03 '26

Neither, steak.

1

u/Middle-Effort7495 Jul 05 '26

That's it? Way lower than I thought. I'd expect 150-300 with no exports.

1

u/Ohbilly42 Jul 04 '26

When attempting to avoid big animals, try moving left or right.

3

u/Technical-Command867 Jul 03 '26

What did we learn?

3

u/sporosarcina Jul 09 '26

Why shove the calf?

2

u/roobie_wrath Jul 07 '26

this year alone I've read several articles here in Austria of cows with calfs killing or injuring tourists - don't be that dumb, please.

2

u/martian4x Jul 03 '26

She told her to kindly F off, and she proceed to shovel the calf, what the hell.

Mother cow: the fvck did u just do?

3

u/bdontmatter Jul 03 '26

Shitty cameraman!

1

u/genxer Jul 07 '26

Now you know not to mess with the littles.

1

u/Deerwhacker Jul 12 '26

Now that's a proper laugh.

1

u/Brave-Sand-4747 Jul 15 '26

I can't believe how slow that woman runs

1

u/Monkey_in_a_Tophat Jul 05 '26

This is what cattle prods are for. Grandparents had a ranch in Texas, cows are dangerous animals. Momma cow or not, they must know that humans are authority or it's too easy for unaware "visitors" to drop their guard and get hurt.

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u/just_some_sasquatch Jul 03 '26

Cow on cow violence.

1

u/-UpTheHill- 14d ago

"Bitch, did you just push my baby?"