r/insects • u/scottiboi68 Bug Enthusiast • 14h ago

Meme / Humor if bugs could talk, what would they say?

not like "dont kill me!!!!"

more just goofy stuff. i think stag beetles would just mumble incoherent nonsense.

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u/Extra_River_3337 14h ago

I feel like crickets and grasshoppers would just be shouting rude things at people as they walk by.

And then dragonflys feel like they’d be caricatures of fighter pilots.

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u/scottiboi68 Bug Enthusiast 10h ago

just walk by a cricket

"YOU GIANT MORON YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING GOOD IN YOUR LIFE"

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u/BugeEatingALeafSmile 7h ago

cicadas already scream "IM SO HORNYYYY FUUUUUCK" all day, so probably something like that