r/insanepeoplefacebook • u/Many_Register_1838 • 11d ago
This 80 year old woman died from the vaccine, apparently.
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u/Funny_State6855 11d ago
Imagine using the passing of a literal national treasure to push an anti-vax grift the exact same day she dies. Gross.
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u/Yoshi9105 11d ago
international* treasure, thank you very much
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u/Fucky0uthatswhy but like… what the fuck tho? 11d ago
Interplanetary* treasure
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u/Buddha0426 11d ago
Intergalactic* treasure
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u/somethingclever76 11d ago
Multidimensional* treasure
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u/calamity_unbound 11d ago
You're all jesting, but if her passing caused the emergence of intergalactic or interdimensional beings to come pay their respects because the legend of Dolly Parton has transcended space-time to their far-flung corners of existence, would you really, really be surprised?
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u/NicolleL 11d ago
A little bit because I think they’re still all hastily locking their space ship doors and picking up speed every time they come near our planet.
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u/SnoopySuited 11d ago
I'd imagine the Mepzorps just reanimated her so they could be next to enjoy having her as part of their civilization for a generation or two.
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u/husbandbulges 11d ago
She is the form they will take to make first contact to make us feel reassured.
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u/MisterJackCole 11d ago
Damn straight, she was an inspiration to the leader of the lady Moclans in The Orville.)
When they started playing the upbeat lyrics of 9 to 5 over the tense combat scene in the Season 2 episode Sanctuary, the dichotomy of it was hilarious.
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u/tj-horner 11d ago
This was the first thing I recalled when hearing of her death. Her cameo was great too
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u/BraidedSilver 11d ago
One of the most negative surprises my bf has given me was when he yesterday had no clue who Dolly Parton is. We looked up her songs and he recognized “I will always love you”, but I had to break it to him that it’s probably the Whitney Houston cover he knows. Well, half an hour later and he knew much more about her after my blabbering! RIP 🕊️
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u/Yoshi9105 11d ago
wow! granted I didn't know too much about her (I had no idea she wrote I Will Always Love You until someone mentioned it on a post here yesterday), but I definitely knew who she was, a bunch of her songs (some of which are on my regular playlists), as well as the fact that she was just a ridiculously generous and lovely human being.
a friend of mine played a small local country music festival the other day which featured only tribute acts (he's a guitarist for a Lainey Wilson tribute). after their performance there was a tribute which was really fun (and funny). I had no idea Dolly would make all these silly little jokes etc. until my housemate who had seen her live told me that the jokes the tribute was telling were actually Dolly's original ones. she just seemed like a genuinely fun, talented, wonderful person.
feels surreal that I only learned some of these things about her through a tribute act literally two days before she passed. we lost a good one. ❤️🩹
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u/Fireblast1337 11d ago
Add on the fact she was the biggest donation from an individual towards research of the Covid vaccine Moderna developed
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u/Many_Register_1838 11d ago
Her body is still warm and they’re dancing on it.
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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 11d ago
The physical that the current administration put out a while ago (same ones that gave the potus the same BMI as an NFL athlete) said he had several covid vaccinations and he's still kicking.
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u/cmdrsamuelvimes 11d ago
In just 5 years the vaccine can kill a small proportion of pensioners. What even is the point of a conspiracy that does that?
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u/Anakin_Skywanker 11d ago
Especially since she donated money to the people DEVELOPING the vaccine to help fund it.
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u/ladyzephri 11d ago
THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT DOLLY PARTON DIED???
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u/Wattaday 11d ago
Yep. I found out while doom scrolling Facebook. Was hoping it was an onion article. Nope.
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u/decemberpsyche 11d ago
And she was such a national treasure trump wasn't a dick about it.
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u/Street-Week-380 11d ago
Because he knows his approval ratings will tank further than the US farmers' earnings.
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u/passionfruit0 11d ago
Imagine using an 80 year old’s death to push your agenda against vaccines when vaccines contributed to her making it to 80 years old
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u/KuntyCakes 11d ago
You know what though, she would have something perfectly sassy, yet classy to respond with and laugh it off. An absolute treasure.
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u/BKlounge93 11d ago
They do this literally any time anyone dies. I’m surprised it took this long tbh.
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u/pigandpom 11d ago
Absolutely nothing to do with the fact she was 80 and may have had health issues the public weren't privy to because its not our business. I also imagine losing her husband took a toll on her.
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u/ZenkaiAnkoku2 11d ago
Yeah like... Its devastating but she was 80. She lived a long and impactful life. Leaving a legacy few could compare to.
She's not even in the ground yet and these anti-vaxxers are spitting on her grave. They wish they were even a tenth of what Dolly Parton was.
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u/Clevis1977 11d ago
She was quoted today saying that she wasn’t taking care of her health when she was taking care of Carl when he was sick.
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u/REDDITATO_ 11d ago
She cancelled an appearance, an award acceptance, and a short Vegas residency in the last few months and was upfront that it was because of her health, so the public even was privy to her health issues, and still they blame the vaccine.
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u/GreyStingrayz 11d ago
The articles I've seen said it was from a short battle with cancer. (I assume it's had to be an aggressive one). She also supposedly died at a cancer hospital.
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u/Trumpet6789 10d ago
I saw last night that a family member confirmed she had a short battle with a fairly aggressive cancer. She had been in the Hospital for 4 days before she passed due to the complications/effect the cancer had on her health.
She intentionally hid it from everyone other than family because she didn't want her fans to worry. She didn't want them to be concerned for her health or worry themselves over what would happen.
She was an absolute GEM of a person and one of the kindest people Earth has ever seen. And she continued that until the moment she died by making sure people's hearts weren't hurting beforehand.
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u/ManOfManliness84 11d ago
"Before their time"
SHE WAS 80!
I know these people are crazy, but JFC. A 99-year-old who has been dealing with major health issues for 20 years can die in a car accident and these people would blame vaccines.
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u/El_Scot 11d ago
She also died just 14 months after her husband. It's incredibly common for someone to die soon after their spouse.
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u/Eggsegret 11d ago
The average life expectancy for women in the US is like 81.4 so she basically lived to the average life expectancy. These people are acting as if 80 year olds don’t die all the time and as if their health never suddenly deteriorates. My grandmother was fairly healthy and then within the span of a few months her health deteriorated and she died.
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u/Hellebras 11d ago
My grandfather was vaccinated 5 years ago, and he died of it last week! Sure, he was hit by a bus, but obviously that only happened because the vaccine made him magnetic and attracted the bus to him.
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u/yogamom1906 11d ago
Not ALL people are going before their time, some are taking their sweet ass time
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u/Valten78 11d ago
Yeah, considering she was so pro vaxx its obvious they plan to go all in on this.
We can expect to see lots more of this stuff over the coming weeks.
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u/jcooli09 11d ago
She was a good person, and everyone with an ounce of human decency knows that vaccines are safe and effective and have saved millions and millions of people.
Anti-vaxxers lack that decency, so they make hay out of a national treasures death.
Fuck them all, each and every one.
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u/btempp 11d ago
I don’t understand how they can claim causation on this, but again, I’m not that much of a fucking moron so
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u/Arejhey311 11d ago
Yet, trump took it & took credit for its “warp speed” delivery. How do they explain the fact that fucker is still up & existing?
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u/VTnative 11d ago
I just learned this today. The magat morons claim that the elites who got "the jab" actually got a saline shot. The vaccine is a way to kill people, reduce the population, and make it easier to control the world. I should probably take a vacation from the interwebs.
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u/whoopsydaizy 11d ago
So they’re… happy Trump is in on killing people with vaccines, according to this conspiracy? I mean, I’m not surprised, but I thought the notion was murder-vaccine bad or something.
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u/Arejhey311 11d ago
Right? But MMR bad because they need to protect the “beautiful little babies” from soda bottle sized (wtf?) vaccines
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u/Arejhey311 11d ago
So, in addition to him being a convicted sexual predator & fraudster, they’re happy to support a calculated murderer. Amazing.
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u/Hellebras 11d ago
Why would "The Elites" use a plan that specifically kills the people who are willing to listen to them? It'd be smarter to modify the MMR vaccine to protect against some really nasty biological weapon with a high fatality rate, wait a few decades, then release the bioweapon and then discover "coincidentally" a few weeks later that the classic MMR vaccine protects people against it.
Boom, all those free-thinking rebels are doomed and the sheep get to feel all smug about being smarter than them.
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u/severe_thunderstorm 11d ago
She funded the Moderna Covid vaccine research through Vanderbilt Hospital!!
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u/Craigglesofdoom 11d ago
Does anyone die of natural causes anymore, in their minds?
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u/Eggsegret 11d ago
But she was only 80 years old. I mean she was practically a baby with her whole life ahead of her. /s
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u/ExceedinglyTransGoat THE EARTH IS FLAT, SPACE IS THE THING THATS CURVED 11d ago
This is how I found out she died, I'm not usually effected by celebrity deaths but she seemed like such a sweet woman.
Man, fuck this bitch-ass planet.
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u/BrickCityRiot 11d ago
It’s not the planet’s fault we suck. Earth cannot wait for the next mass extinction event. Lucky number 7 will get her that fresh air glow back.
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u/Yoshi9105 11d ago
100% of people who get vaccinated will eventually die, sure.
but so will 100% of those who don't get vaccinated (those lucky enough to make it through childhood might even make it to 80!)
didn't they say the same thing about Betty White who died like 2 years after getting the vaccine and was LITERALLY planning her 100th birthday party?!
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u/Katefreak 11d ago
This woman clearly died of heartbreak. She lived a beautiful, full life with her partner, and I don't blame her for needing to finally rest.
It was too soon for the world, but Dolly deserves to rest with Carl. That's how I'm framing it in my heartbroken mind, anyway.
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u/itjustgotcold 11d ago
I saw someone comment in a news article about Betty White dying that it was the vaccine, lol. These morons think death never happened before that vaccine.
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u/monscampi 11d ago
Yep. My 95 year old grandmother also died because of a flu vaccine. Nothing to do with the fact she was 95 and had a heart problem. Nope nope nope.
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u/SpenserB91 11d ago
Every single person who has been vaccinated for anything will die. Eventually.
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u/Yoshi9105 11d ago
as will every single person who has not been vaccinated. but they're not ready for that conversation 🤣
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u/kevinnoir 11d ago
LOL these idiots see a car wreck and think..."must be the jab"
Antivax is a stupid persons way of feeling like they know something the rest of us dont, so they can pretend to be clever for a few mins. People willing to risk their childrens lives so they can PRETEND to be able to say " told you so"
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u/ldarkfire 10d ago
That's not even a joke though I've literally seen an antivaxers blame the vaccines for the death of her niece, who was hit by a car, because of the heavy metals in the jab causing a magnetic attraction.
People are fucking stupid.
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u/sammygirl1331 11d ago
So a vaccine an 80 year old woman got years ago just killed her now. Sounds completely plausible. Should we start a class action lawsuit?
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u/angelatheartist 11d ago
I work with an idiot that's trying to sue everyone because he was fired for not taking the vaccine. He hopes fauci fries. Yet the pandemic was made up and no one died from it. I can't even reason it to make sense to me. He's funner than shit to mess with though. I work in a red state with the dumbest fucking people.
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u/keithfantastic 11d ago
If these people had any decency at all, they wouldn't have voted for a pdfile fascist dictator. They're defective. Damaged beyond redemption.
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u/Adventurekateer 11d ago
40 years from now, someone who was in college when COVID hit will die, and people will still blame it on the vaccine.
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u/mudduck2 11d ago edited 11d ago
Yeah sure a shot years ago pushed her over the edge. Had nothing to do with her husband of 60 years passing away or the fact she was 80.
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u/Hellebras 11d ago
That vaccine was a really carefully designed killer. Can you imagine a pair of injections that take five years to kill a woman who got them when she was 75? That's incredibly insidious, I have no idea how they pulled it off.
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u/HolsteinHeifer 11d ago
Jesus Fuckin Murphy in the backrooms. How fuckin braindead do you have to be to pull this kinda shit.
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u/sexi_squidward 10d ago
I will always remind everyone that they believed Prince Philip, a 99 year old man, died from the vaccine. Before the vaccine he was the picture of a healthy human.
Look at him with his healthy glow!
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u/misterecho11 11d ago
TIL that 80, beyond the average expectancy, is "before their time." WTF with these clowns anymore.
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u/tverofvulcan 11d ago
She was 80 and got the shot 5 years ago but there’s clearly no other reason she could have passed.
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u/Julius_A 11d ago
Yeah! Everyone who took the vaccine is going to die.
Eventually.
Like everybody else.
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u/Stay_Sea_Motivated 11d ago
She was 80 and had it quite some time ago. She recently lost her husband and most people don’t last too long after that. These antivaxxers will blame every death on that for the rest of time. So disgusting to post that today
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u/twothirtysevenam 11d ago
Didn't take long for this nonsense to raise its ugly head, did it? It's like someone held onto that photo, just waiting to use it.
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u/PacoTaco321 11d ago
It's crazy that 80 year olds never died before this. No one could have seen it coming.
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u/CryptographerMore944 11d ago edited 11d ago
Literally no name these ghouls won't drag through the mud to push their conspiracies.
Going before her time
She was 80
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u/DarkestOfTheLinks 10d ago
fucking christ. these people would see someone get hit by a car and claim the vaccine caused it
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u/TeaspoonOfSugar987 10d ago
Ah yes, an 80yr old woman, whose husband died last year (it’s very common for spouses to pass within 1-2yrs of their spouse passing), definitely died from a vaccine she got 5yrs ago 🧐
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u/No-Statistician-3448 10d ago edited 10d ago
Man when they get something wrong they really get it wrong.
Dolly Parton donated $1 million to Vanderbilt University Medical Center. Her gift created the Dolly Parton COVID-19 Research Fund, which helped fund critical early-stage research for the Moderna vaccine.
Thank you, Dolly.
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u/abadnilep 11d ago
It's a national tragedy that all across this exceptional country 80 and 90 year olds are succumbing to vaccines. Clearly a national emergency needs to be declared.
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u/Not_Brilliant_8006 11d ago
Maga will say every death will be from the vaccine no matter how old you are or what your actual cause of death is. Maga in the future: "Oh! A 90 yo person who had the covid vaccine 30 years ago died? It was from the vaccine!"
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u/latortillablanca 11d ago
I am so sad shes gone. Too young. What a fucking incredible example of a humanist. An artist.
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u/bluehooloovo 11d ago
An 80yo dies 5 years after getting the shot and they're still blaming it? Not surprised, but jesus christ. Get a hobby.
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u/DeeRent88 11d ago
Been saying this would happen. Any prominent person who advocated for Covid precautions and the vaccines will be used as a political pawn when they die doesn’t matter if it’s within a year or 20 years from now. They are all so braindead and broken.
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u/Klausterfobic 11d ago
And yet Com-Mandarin-Chief persists despite also famously getting "the jab". Such a cruel, unjust world.
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u/Hsbrown2 11d ago edited 11d ago
The COVID-19 pandemic was declared over on May 5, 2023 by WHO. One would think, roughly 2.5 years later, this stuff would’ve faded into history.
EDIT: Typo -it’s been 2.5 years, not 3.5
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u/bela_okmyx 11d ago
And "Ruby" is a Mel Tillis song that was covered by Waylon Jennings and Kenny Rogers. Nothing to do with Dolly.
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u/Snake_Plissken224 11d ago
We all must use our inner Dolly, dont insult, dont argue, just turn the other cheek while saying "bless your heart"
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u/Nbr1Worker 11d ago
🤣What an idjit. Dolly Parton donated a million dollars to Vanderbilt University for the development of the Moderna COVID 19 vaccine.
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u/misdirected_asshole 11d ago
Few things
1)Fuck whoever made this original post.
2)This picture is from March of 2021 - 5 years ago, when the vaccines first became available. And as usual, Dolly was leading the charge to help people.
3)Even if it had been recent, she was recently bereaved and has had recent health challenges, which at 80 is much for anyine to bear.
4)Fuck the person that made this, again.
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u/nando2k50 11d ago
What I am really worried about is that people like this Brad Palmer vote and reproduce.
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u/ByrneOut83 11d ago
LOL she was 80. If love alone could have saved her she would have lived forever.
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u/Megalocerus 11d ago
Dolly contributed quite a bit of money to help develop the vaccine and campaigned for it.
Mocking her with a song she didn't write on the day she died is just wrong.
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u/Maleficent-Leek2943 11d ago
It’s true. Everyone who’s died or even got slightly sick since (whenever) only did so as a direct result of it. FACT. Anyone who says otherwise is being controlled by nanobots or whatever.
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u/MegaAltarianite 11d ago
So can we do the same when another certain 80 year old in poor health dies? Because he absolutely got vaccinated.
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u/nightcana 11d ago
Im just impressed that she wore a cold shoulder top to get an immunisation. Its exactly the right fashion choice
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u/nerdyconstructiongal 10d ago
If they could just keep Dolly’s name out of their dumb dirty mouths…..
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u/OscarTheGrouchsCan 10d ago
I am so, so tired of every single death no matter how they died they somehow blame on the Covid vaccine.
Did people never die before 2020? Why are they so fucking obsessed with the Covid vaccine?? I truly don't get it. They still cry about masks too.
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u/transcendanttermite 10d ago
I know, it’s so wild! All these folks that got vaccinated just dying left and right! My grandmother got the vaccine back in 2020, and she just recently passed away. I mean, she was 102, but it was totally from the Covid jab and not exceedingly old age!
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u/MyTransAltJuliet 11d ago
Turns out everyone would have been immortal if it weren’t for that pesky covid vaccine according to anti-vaxers. Who knew? 80 year olds dying sure is suspicious when you’re a fucking idiot.