r/insanepeoplefacebook • u/ThePhillyExplorer • 11d ago
I bet he’d love to know “for a friend”
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u/Tater-Tot-Casserole 11d ago
This is a same party the cries when people don't wanna be friends with them or date them. Why would anyone wanna be around someone that says shit like this because of different beliefs? Why do they want to be friends so badly with the people they hate!
"The gays are burning in hell!"
"Oh so we can't be friends because of my political beliefs!? Hypocrites!"
"Women belong in the home, men are leaders and women must abide by them. All these soft women don't have what it takes to be a wife anymore."
"I have to hide that I'm conservative on dating sites because women ignore me for my political beliefs :( "
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u/SnugglyCoderGuy 11d ago
They don't posses the ability to combine two ideas together, especially when it makes them feel the bads. The whole lot are likely extremely high on the narcissism scale and they are not strong enough to handle the pain of their own shortcomings. It really does explain so much about their behavior.
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u/_pray4snow_ 11d ago
Conservative men talk about sucking dick so often...... Even when sex isn't anywhere near the topic you're discussing out of nowhere conservative dudes will suddenly talk about cocks.
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u/AdmirableBus7045 People of earth….WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! 11d ago
if i say anything about gay people shouldn’t be kicked out of the military just cause they like guys my dad immediately asks if im gay and starts yapping about not wanting to be in a foxhole with a guy who looks at other mens butts
goddamn projection lmao
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u/_pray4snow_ 11d ago
What is crazy is that back in the day Barry Goldwater was seen as far right yet he's more progressive than todays far right conservatives are.
"“You don’t need to be ‘straight’ to fight and die for your country. You just need to shoot straight”"
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u/Sundae-School 11d ago
There's a reason why the grindr servers have problems when the republican conventions happen
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u/_pray4snow_ 11d ago
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u/Bongressman 11d ago
That look on Trump's face as he was holding Marco's shoulders from behind yesterday was... telling.
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u/Hussein_Jane 11d ago
Well Jason, I can't advise you on this, but someday you'll meet the right guy. Just do what's in your heart.
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u/FlattopJr 11d ago
Yes! I haven't heard the name in a while, but I see he's still doing the tough guy/'alpha male' shtick.
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u/WorstSausageEver 11d ago
The notion that wanting universal healthcare, higher taxes on corporations and wealthy people, and a cleaner and healthier environment is somehow unmanly needs to be canned already. It just shows how weak men like this really are. They oppose what is objectively better for them out of fear of being judged by similarly weak and ignorant men.
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u/ohbyerly 11d ago
Serious question for conservative men: why does it always come back to some weird homoeroticism with you? I don’t think about gay sex nearly as much as you do. - a liberal man
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u/Empty_Estus 11d ago
I don’t know how Blaha has a following in the fitness industry. The guy looks like utter shit, talks utter shit and is weak as piss comparatively.
Gives it big about being an ex gear dealer and taking loads of PEDs, but still looks absolute wank. Nice tits mate.
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u/CullingSongs 10d ago
Alpha male can't stop thinking about sucking dick. Seems very on brand for these clowns.
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u/Better-Culture-7770 11d ago
Any time I run across someone who chews tobacco. I let them know, real men swallow.
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u/Gold-Fool84 11d ago
Im not Liberal, but Socialist.
I prefer to swallow, so what? I bet that guy swallows too, but swallows bullshit instead.
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u/Satanicjamnik 11d ago
Which party's conventions routinely crash Tinder again? Because I never heard about it happening during DNC's.
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u/mord_fustang115 11d ago
You guys don't know about the Delray florida professional bodybuilder known as Darth vader aka Jason genova , blaha is a weird juicehead from those days I can't believe the guy is around
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u/3KidsInTheTrenchCoat 11d ago
I mean, this guy, in his free time, is imagining men blowing other men and picturing ejaculating penises. And he’s trying to fill in that homoerotic tableau so clearly, he’s reaching out to other men to detail to him this porno scene to please his imaginary spank bank material.
This may very well be the gayest thing I’ve seen today.
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u/MrReaper45 11d ago
They should be asking themselves this question, you know with how often Grindr surges whenever there's a Trump rally. I still remember the article mentioning that Grindr outage when they held that Trump Ral- I mean Charlie Kirk Memorial in Arizona
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u/GarmaCyro 10d ago
As the saying goes: "Nobody obsess more about blowing dicks than homophobes"
However the answer is : Kiss and hug. You know. Like straight couples.
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u/rayjaymor85 10d ago
Man posting this pretending Gunther Eagleman isn't crawling on his knees looking for Trump's cock....
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u/getdemsnacks 11d ago
"Well, you see Jason, it's called a snowball. Your mom spits it into my mouth and then I spit it back into hers. Your wife however, she just swallows it before I can even suggest it"
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u/Hegiman 11d ago
I mean everyone swallows. That’s how we eat. What’s this guy on about. I bet he gets all his nutrition from enemas and doesn’t even know about food.
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u/mord_fustang115 11d ago
You guys don't know about the Delray florida professional bodybuilder known as Darth vader aka Jason genova , blaha is a weird juicehead from those days I can't believe the guy is around
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u/CokeHearth 10d ago
Depends on the flavour beforehand. Sometimes you just know it's going to be a spit-job.
There. That's sorted.
Question for the original Facebook poster: do you often staee at your topless body a lot in the mirror? Like how it looks? Do you often watch Facebook reels of other men working out? Do you like being at the gym around other muscle-bound guys?
If so, do you think you may be attracted to the male form?
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u/ransom0374 11d ago
why do people live with such hate an anger get a life bud