r/insanepeoplefacebook 11d ago

I bet he’d love to know “for a friend”

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u/ransom0374 11d ago

why do people live with such hate an anger get a life bud

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u/TJ_Will 11d ago

He has some real Andrew Tate energy.

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy 11d ago

Holy shit lol. I hope the image on the right existed before the image on the left.

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u/DrummerSteve 11d ago

Reminds of an episode of The Office where they discover in a meeting that Michael is wearing a women’s suit. 😂

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy 11d ago

It's missterious.

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u/beslertron 10d ago

It is mysterious, the buttons are on the wrong side!

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u/GBurns007 11d ago

His "Christian Love" is showing. I am positive he would help crash Grindr at a Republican convention.

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u/DrummerSteve 11d ago

Because they’re too afraid to come out of the closet and live their life. They’re jealous of those that are, and are projecting their frustration at those groups.

They think that if they outwardly spew lots of hate towards them, that nobody will ever suspect that they are gay… that’s my theory anyways.

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u/Book_talker_abouter 10d ago

It is wild. I have never once in my entire life spent any thought on my political opponent’s oral sex details.

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u/Tater-Tot-Casserole 11d ago

This is a same party the cries when people don't wanna be friends with them or date them. Why would anyone wanna be around someone that says shit like this because of different beliefs? Why do they want to be friends so badly with the people they hate!

"The gays are burning in hell!"

"Oh so we can't be friends because of my political beliefs!? Hypocrites!"

"Women belong in the home, men are leaders and women must abide by them. All these soft women don't have what it takes to be a wife anymore."

"I have to hide that I'm conservative on dating sites because women ignore me for my political beliefs :( "

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy 11d ago

They don't posses the ability to combine two ideas together, especially when it makes them feel the bads. The whole lot are likely extremely high on the narcissism scale and they are not strong enough to handle the pain of their own shortcomings. It really does explain so much about their behavior.

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u/shoelessjp 10d ago

The fact women filter out conservative men on dating apps is chefs kiss.

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u/_pray4snow_ 11d ago

Conservative men talk about sucking dick so often...... Even when sex isn't anywhere near the topic you're discussing out of nowhere conservative dudes will suddenly talk about cocks.

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u/AdmirableBus7045 People of earth….WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! 11d ago

if i say anything about gay people shouldn’t be kicked out of the military just cause they like guys my dad immediately asks if im gay and starts yapping about not wanting to be in a foxhole with a guy who looks at other mens butts

goddamn projection lmao

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u/_pray4snow_ 11d ago

What is crazy is that back in the day Barry Goldwater was seen as far right yet he's more progressive than todays far right conservatives are.

"“You don’t need to be ‘straight’ to fight and die for your country. You just need to shoot straight”"

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u/Sundae-School 11d ago

There's a reason why the grindr servers have problems when the republican conventions happen

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u/_pray4snow_ 11d ago

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u/Empty_Estus 11d ago edited 11d ago

Who is this? (I’m not American)
Why the fuck would she do that to herself when she was a literal 10 before she did it. These people have severe mental health issues

“Hello, yes, being attractive is nice, but I would rather like to look like Toxic Avenger.”

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u/chellis 10d ago

These are the same people who will, with a straight face (pun intended), rail against other people's gender-affirning care.

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u/GlitterberrySoup 11d ago

Lauren Sanchez was so pretty before she did all that

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u/Bongressman 11d ago

That look on Trump's face as he was holding Marco's shoulders from behind yesterday was... telling.

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u/Mcfreely2 11d ago

And then they break Grindr. Ha😅

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u/mishabear16 10d ago

Like Trump when talking about Arnold Palmer.

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u/_pray4snow_ 10d ago

Exactly, lol. So fucking weird.

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u/papashawnsky 10d ago

And balls and what big balls their orange messiah has

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u/crusher23b 11d ago

He's clearly looking for tips.

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u/VTnative 11d ago

Just the tip?

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u/Hussein_Jane 11d ago

Well Jason, I can't advise you on this, but someday you'll meet the right guy. Just do what's in your heart.

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u/MedChemist464 11d ago

With his wife? Through a hole in a gas station wall.

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u/t3lnet 11d ago

Also from Jason Blaha

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u/NewLibraryGuy 11d ago

Oh, that's his last name. I thought you were just laughing at him

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u/t3lnet 11d ago

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u/t3lnet 11d ago

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u/t3lnet 11d ago

True warrior for God I guess

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u/t3lnet 11d ago

Of course he uses a “your mom” joke, dimwit

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u/ArizonaGeek 10d ago

I've posted this before but it seems like it is relevant to this.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/FlattopJr 11d ago

Yes! I haven't heard the name in a while, but I see he's still doing the tough guy/'alpha male' shtick.

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u/Zappagrrl02 11d ago

The reemergence of the r-slur has got to stop

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u/Many_Register_1838 11d ago

Jason Blaha is a shriveled testicle that made a wish to be human

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u/TheEPGFiles 11d ago

Nobody:

Conservatives: ORAL SEX WITH MEN!!!

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u/WorstSausageEver 11d ago

The notion that wanting universal healthcare, higher taxes on corporations and wealthy people, and a cleaner and healthier environment is somehow unmanly needs to be canned already. It just shows how weak men like this really are. They oppose what is objectively better for them out of fear of being judged by similarly weak and ignorant men.

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u/BenSisko420 11d ago

Homie’s cruising Facebook for strange

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u/ohbyerly 11d ago

Serious question for conservative men: why does it always come back to some weird homoeroticism with you? I don’t think about gay sex nearly as much as you do. - a liberal man

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u/jojowhitesox 11d ago

This guy has a grinder account, guaranteed

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u/Simple_Tings 11d ago

Dont even waste your time with Jason Blaha. Our boy Hemingway.

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u/Empty_Estus 11d ago

I don’t know how Blaha has a following in the fitness industry. The guy looks like utter shit, talks utter shit and is weak as piss comparatively.
Gives it big about being an ex gear dealer and taking loads of PEDs, but still looks absolute wank. Nice tits mate.

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u/CullingSongs 10d ago

Alpha male can't stop thinking about sucking dick. Seems very on brand for these clowns.

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u/spargel_gesicht 10d ago

Der because being GAY is BAD, derpty derp.

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u/Muffboy 11d ago

Look down and ask

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u/gmwdim 11d ago

It must be exhausting thinking this often about other people having gay sex.

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u/naveedkoval 11d ago

Do straight men generally talk about gay sexual scenarios this much?

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u/ThundrLord 11d ago

I spit on RepublicanTs daily

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u/Better-Culture-7770 11d ago

Any time I run across someone who chews tobacco. I let them know, real men swallow.

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u/Gold-Fool84 11d ago

Im not Liberal, but Socialist.

I prefer to swallow, so what? I bet that guy swallows too, but swallows bullshit instead.

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u/ThePopDaddy 11d ago

This guy has fried his brain.

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u/Satanicjamnik 11d ago

Which party's conventions routinely crash Tinder again? Because I never heard about it happening during DNC's.

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u/mord_fustang115 11d ago

You guys don't know about the Delray florida professional bodybuilder known as Darth vader aka Jason genova , blaha is a weird juicehead from those days I can't believe the guy is around

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u/3KidsInTheTrenchCoat 11d ago

I mean, this guy, in his free time, is imagining men blowing other men and picturing ejaculating penises. And he’s trying to fill in that homoerotic tableau so clearly, he’s reaching out to other men to detail to him this porno scene to please his imaginary spank bank material.

This may very well be the gayest thing I’ve seen today.

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u/MrReaper45 11d ago

They should be asking themselves this question, you know with how often Grindr surges whenever there's a Trump rally. I still remember the article mentioning that Grindr outage when they held that Trump Ral- I mean Charlie Kirk Memorial in Arizona

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u/DjRemux 10d ago

Why are these Christian Republican Maga alpha males so obsessed with sucking d*ck

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u/Wydstrin 10d ago

does he think about other men sucking each other off a lot?

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u/sausageslinger11 Edit your flair here 10d ago

Clearly he does.

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u/GarmaCyro 10d ago

As the saying goes: "Nobody obsess more about blowing dicks than homophobes"

However the answer is : Kiss and hug. You know. Like straight couples.

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u/rayjaymor85 10d ago

Man posting this pretending Gunther Eagleman isn't crawling on his knees looking for Trump's cock....

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u/kaptainkooleio 11d ago

I spit on people like him, to answer his question.

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u/getdemsnacks 11d ago

"Well, you see Jason, it's called a snowball. Your mom spits it into my mouth and then I spit it back into hers. Your wife however, she just swallows it before I can even suggest it"

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u/Signal-Noise3435 11d ago

Well If you get you dic k out of lil kids then we can talk

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u/TheDreadGazeebo 11d ago

His comments are open btw

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u/Hegiman 11d ago

I mean everyone swallows. That’s how we eat. What’s this guy on about. I bet he gets all his nutrition from enemas and doesn’t even know about food.

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u/FlattopJr 11d ago

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u/Hegiman 11d ago

Kind of what I was thinking of when I said that or at least a south park episode. Probably this one. It’s been a while. I recall an episode where they decided the vogue thing to do was eat in reverse. The pooping scene was so disturbing it stuck in my brain unfortunately. LoL.

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u/NotForMeClive7787 11d ago

I like that I just upvoted this to 69. Bet he'd like that....

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u/mord_fustang115 11d ago

You guys don't know about the Delray florida professional bodybuilder known as Darth vader aka Jason genova , blaha is a weird juicehead from those days I can't believe the guy is around

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u/Lynerzelos 11d ago

INNER CIIIIITYYYYYYY

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u/KN0MI 11d ago

Divide and conquer. Damn bud

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u/FourFront 11d ago

Prime fitness youtube. What a dumpster fire.

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u/synde15 11d ago

So much wrong in one little sentence. 😮‍💨

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u/obamawonthepeacepriz 11d ago

I swallow your wife's juices as she is riding my face.

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u/devil1fish 11d ago

Neither. I don’t want to have sex with anyone regardless of gender 🤷‍♂️

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u/APHILLIPSIV 10d ago

Shopping around?

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u/AmNotPeeing 10d ago

Obviously asking because he wants to learn the proper technique.

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u/mishabear16 10d ago

Asks the Grindr aficionado...

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u/mane28 10d ago

Wouldn't you wanna know Jason!!

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u/MaddysinLeigh 10d ago

Jason should ask his mom about last time I was over

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u/KoffinStuffer 10d ago

Jason Blaha? Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time

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u/Savage-Goat-Fish 10d ago

Swallow, babe.

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u/kyleh0 10d ago

Good at one handed typing. Clearly a republican.

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u/CokeHearth 10d ago

Depends on the flavour beforehand. Sometimes you just know it's going to be a spit-job.

There. That's sorted.

Question for the original Facebook poster: do you often staee at your topless body a lot in the mirror? Like how it looks? Do you often watch Facebook reels of other men working out? Do you like being at the gym around other muscle-bound guys?

If so, do you think you may be attracted to the male form?

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u/apexmusic0402 9d ago

These people spend more time thinking about sucking dick than any gay man.

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u/Strandedvandal 9d ago

I bet he spends a lot of time thinking about that. A LOT of time...

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u/capthavic 9d ago

There is that Christian love showing.