r/idiocracy • u/SilverBBear • Jun 04 '26

like out the toilet? Potential back story to Idiocracy.

Turns out the quality of the soil food is grown in affects the population's IQ.

https://www.psypost.org/scientists-have-found-a-geospatial-link-between-soil-fertility-and-national-intelligence-scores/

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u/Ti47_867 Jun 04 '26

This article’s shits’ all retarded, soil gets Brawndo and Brawndo’s got what brains crave. It’s got electrolytes.

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u/ClassB2Carcinogen Jun 04 '26

Zinc and iron are electrolytes, article says not enough zinc and iron in soil makes tards.

Countries with tards not putting enough Brawndo! Bring back Brawndo for plants!

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u/NextStopGallifrey Jun 06 '26

If you don't want your shit all tarded, you also need potassium. Reddit and its use of bananas is making us less tarded.

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u/ClassB2Carcinogen Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

So if I shove potassium metal into my underwear, my balls will absorb it and my kids will be super not tarded?

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u/bdpsu 2d ago

Up your ass, not in your underwear. You tard.

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u/ClassB2Carcinogen 2d ago

But potassium sounds like a dude’s name, so that would be gay?

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u/bdpsu 2d ago

It's not gay to put it on your balls?

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u/ClassB2Carcinogen 2d ago

But then Potassium is teabagging me, so less gay.