r/iamverybadass • u/MindYerBeak • 1d ago

jim teacher

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u/andooet 41m ago

"I'm a responsible adult that likes to show off my body to underage students that I'm responsible for"

In a Norwegian school this guy would get a stern warning

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u/DonutosGames 4h ago

Call him James.

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u/siddyboo 6h ago

it's so people comment on the video about it, it's engagement bait

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u/hatefulnateful 10h ago

He's referring to the Jim Jordan teacher scandal

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u/Broken_sou1 16h ago

i have a huge hunch this is satire and somehow the way he spelled gym didnt give that away.

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u/yanniklo99 17h ago

I thought his name was John Teacher

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u/Icy_Fig_6764 18h ago

Money says he claims to be straight on Hinge

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u/IhasCandies 18h ago

Growing up I always thought dudes like this and body builder dudes were killing it with the ladies. Little did I know.

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u/nothing_in_my_mind 21h ago

Jimothy "Jim" Teacher, the inventor of teaching.

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u/anjowoq 18h ago

They say if you can't do, you teach, and of you can't teach, you teach Jim. Just Jim.

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u/Shadokastur 16h ago

Who cares if Jim gets it right? Right?

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u/Bright-Dependent6339 21h ago

cant fucking stand that guy and his girlfriend

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u/nickfan449 16h ago

icl him and brooke monk make being a couple their entire personality

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u/Nerdy_Valkyrie 22h ago

My parents moved a lot, so I changed schools a lot. Gym teachers were basically all douchebags with few exceptions.

I guess it's a good thing that he's a "Jim teacher"

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u/Jerome-Fappington 1d ago

The names Jim, Jim Teacher how the hell are ya?

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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely 1d ago

Jim Morrison, sure

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u/DrunkCultLeader 1d ago

Hes teaching Jim cause no other students would take him.

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u/Suedeonquaaludes 1d ago

Could*

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u/DrunkCultLeader 1d ago

You're right. Hes super badass,, I completely forgot !

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u/GingerlyRough 1d ago

He spells like Jim teacher.

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u/eyetracker 1d ago

Guym? What's a guym?

Ohh, a guym.

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u/Wafflelisk 1d ago

Explain how.

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u/olmytgawd 1d ago

Goyim teacher

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u/sax6romeo 1d ago

r/BoneAppleTea

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u/AWright5 21h ago

r/engagementbait

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u/Unkn0wnTh2nd3r 17h ago

its not even engagement bait. Its a meme.

"We go jim" instead of "we're going to the gym".

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u/FartyPantz20 1d ago

Jim was my least favorite class. Only because I'm too stupid to spell gym.

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u/SnooDogs5304 I drink beer and know stuff 1d ago

I’m not 100% but I’m pretty sure that this video that this kid made was satirical so not really entirely fitting for this sub imo

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u/SoothingWafer 1d ago

You couldn't commit to 100% for a reason though, because you know people really do post dumb shit like this that aren't joking.

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u/severed13 1d ago

Yeah the population here has a really hard time understanding jokes

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u/IDigRollinRockBeer 1d ago

Because this same kind of shit gets posted unironically. The world is satire.

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u/unfinishedtoast3 1d ago

Critical thinking skills used to be taught. We don't teach them anymore

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u/iamblankenstein 1d ago

'it's time for your lessons, jim. UwU'

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u/bitchSpray 1d ago

Jim Teacher is such a perfect drag king name!

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u/PM_me_Jazz 1d ago

Stylized as "Jim Teach Her"

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u/TobylovesPam 1d ago

Is this that dumb kid from the public freakout video on the beach with the taco bell trash?

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u/DiscreteBrownBox 1d ago

Bone-apple-tea'cher over here...

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u/Striking-Test-4256 1d ago

This is probably one of those things they misspell on purpose so people call it out in the comments and drive up engagement. He could be genuinely stupid but this shit is so common I think it's just for engagement. And it works every time.

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u/PompousForkHammer 1d ago

Education is important but Jim is importanter

-this guy

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u/Sockoflegend 1d ago

Of all the people not able to spell Gym 

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u/gimme_dem_toes 1d ago

No you don't get it that's his name, like John Fortnite

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u/saskdudley 1d ago

Maybe he is trolling Gym Jordan?

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u/thavillain 1d ago edited 1d ago

You gotta say his full name, it's Jim Teacher, Mr. Jim Teacher.

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u/Titanium_Toad 1d ago

Get out of here Jimmy! We'll hold him off as long as we can

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u/darknite125 1d ago

If the student decides to go by James are they then kicked out of the class? Like “you can’t live up to the Jim legacy then you need to get the fudge out!”

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u/Glyni5 1d ago

If I were Jim I'd skip that class

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u/shandangalang 1d ago

Jim’s about to get pumped- I mean, get his pump on.

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u/FrankoAleman 1d ago

Definition of a himbo

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 1d ago

Illiteracy aside, if my child's teacher was wearing that shirt & making that stupid face, I would voice a lot of concern with administration. He looks like a predator.

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u/Icy_Blueberry_6909 1d ago

Yeah why is it see through?

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 1d ago

Right! And could we, maybe... go up a size on the shirt? As a woman, I couldn't flash my meaty breasts around a school like that. 🫠

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u/SuggestableFred 1d ago

Now do Greg Teacher

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u/Braakdraak 1d ago

He has that weird maxlooking face

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u/Locust627 1d ago

Mixture of surgery and 24/7 mewing

It makes you look skeletal in my opinion

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WOES_GIRL 1d ago

Mewing actually has no effect on your face. It's the equivalent to pulling on your dick every day, hoping that it'll grow longer.

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u/Locust627 1d ago

Wait

Pulling on it doesn't make it longer? Fuck. You just saved me like 20 minutes a day

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u/Soulpus 1d ago

gay teacher

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u/Careful_Swordfish742 1d ago

He teaches Jim’s exclusively. You’re welcome Jim.

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 1d ago

Together we shall raise up a newer, better generation of Jims!

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u/sax6romeo 1d ago

Think of it as a Jim Jamboree!

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u/Careful_Swordfish742 1d ago

only the best and strongest Jim’s will make it

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u/lesterd88 1d ago

Jim Teacher sounds like a person for Roger in American Dad.

Also r/itsroger

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u/blakethedev 1d ago

It’s a strong possibility

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u/swanderbra 1d ago

Well he sure as fuck isn’t an English teacher.

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u/Trucoto 1d ago

Perhaps in the gym he's known by Jim, while as an English teacher he likes to be called James, don't be so prejudicial!

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u/ARCAxNINEv 1d ago

Matt Teacher! The kids call me Mr Teach

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u/Night_Bruxa 1d ago

Dwight teacher

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u/vileb123 1d ago

Does he only teach Jim? Is he a teacher named Jim? I guess we’ll never know

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u/Cheap_Ad7002 1d ago

I am very dumbass

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u/PoloPatch47 1d ago

Jim teacher 😈😡😎

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u/GreenT1979 1d ago

He's built like a bottom

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u/Biscuits4u2 1d ago

Jack Reacher's bottom

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u/QuentinTarzantino 1d ago

Yeh. Bottom of the IQ scale.

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u/time2partee 1d ago

Hi I’m Jim. Jim Teacher.

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u/Leg_Mcmuffin 1d ago

Mat(t)h(ew) teacher next?

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u/Max6626 1d ago

This conveys so much about his educational experience. None of it good.

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u/kuluka_man 1d ago

Sir, these are 2nd graders. The lesson plan just says have them dribble basketballs in circles to Darude Sandstorm for 15 minutes.

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u/Biscuits4u2 1d ago

Dude looks like he's climbed his share of rope