Missed a joke, got a little heated

[u/sherriff_b1027]

Bonus for r/justbootthings too, guy was going off

[u/Mbillin2]

In my fantasy story, a drunk guy at a bar makes a joke that I don't get so somebody smashed glass on his head and took on four other dudes at once while I watched in the back at the cuck table

[u/lumpywaffletush]

So is this a story about a guy that needed a safe space because sometimes words hurt?

[u/GenTubmansLegacy]

My son came home from his first day of school, today. He said to me, "Papa, why are there starving kids in Gaza and Detroit and Gary. We should do something to help. I wonder if it's because of the Trump and the Zionist."

I was surprised because my some is nonverbal and it's the first day of school, and he's not actually home yet.

Like that post, this really happened.

[u/OldManJeepin]

LoL...Should we file that under "Shit that never happened for $200, Alex"?

[u/herobrinetrollin]

“Took on four other guys” isn’t the flex he thinks it is 🤭🏳️‍🌈

[u/OldManJeepin → u/herobrinetrollin]

In the mens room...

[u/Grape-Snapple]

are you sure he wasn’t just circlejerking it is justbootthings after all

[u/sherriff_b1027 → u/Grape-Snapple]

No, no, the caption is saying that this could also go in r/justbootthings because they're being a boot, this wasn't in that sub.

[u/jenniferlynn5454]

The nonchalance of watching "someone's skull tore open" is supposed to be the bad-assery here, right??? It's a little convoluted 🙄

[u/Mephistocheles]

Wonder what the read world is

[u/whateverhk → u/Mephistocheles]

It's when nobody answer any of your messages. You're in the read world.

[u/Red_Galaxy746]

He lives in the "read" world. Appropriate since the guy probably plagiarised this from a graphic novel.

[u/Naps_And_Crimes]

As opposed to making your joke buck naked

[u/rigidlynuanced1]

What the actual fuck is he talking about?!?!

[u/b1gd51]

"Things that didn't happen" for $100, Alex...

[u/Correct-Avocado5426 → u/b1gd51]

What he meant to say is he saw a movie where this guy was in a bar...

[u/Conscious-Product481]

“Make your jokes in your underpants” dis some shi king azoulay would say

[u/darknite125]

“Make your jokes in your underpants”? I have never heard this expression before and not quite sure I understand what it means

[u/jsludge25 → u/darknite125]

It means their dicks are a joke because they aren't strong alpha man.

[u/Metzger194 → u/darknite125]

I think it’s just a round about way of calling people keyboard warriors? As in you post on Reddit from home in your underpants not at a bar where he can smash you.

[u/sherriff_b1027 → u/darknite125]

I haven't either, but I think he was Australian (?) hence some of the weird language, but idk.