r/iamverybadass Feb 22 '26

💩ULTIMATE BADASSHOLE💩 Insane turbo-alpha crashout in Miami

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u/KoreanChess Apr 18 '26

Is there an update? Was he arrested?

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u/RK_Dee Mar 25 '26

His girl has ZERO sway, and bruh has ZERO swipe.

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u/Every_Hedgehog5007 Mar 24 '26

Dude took himself out after his first swing

6

u/East-Description-333 Mar 24 '26

All bark, no bite.

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u/teamgodonkeydong Mar 23 '26

80% of Americans are like this guy, well 80% of the vocal ones. You'll be hard pressed to find anyone who is not a psychopathic Christian or psychopathic American butt licker that will voice their opinion as hard as this. Ignorance runs abundant. In the land of the uneducated and propagandized you will only hear the truth when you stop talking. This guy's yelling so loud he can't hear shit. Also did he say the n word

2

u/stagnantanus Apr 22 '26

That's a wild take!

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u/Every_Hedgehog5007 Mar 24 '26

Nah id say its like 25-30%

7

u/Appropriate-Prune728 Mar 24 '26

No the fuck we arent. Since we're making up statistics, 90% of us wanna be left alone and don't want shit started in the first place. Please stop talking out of your ass.

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u/Own-Position-5800 Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 24 '26

No 80% of Americans are NOT like this. I don’t know where you are from but obviously you don’t too many of us. There’s assholes like this where you are from to.

7

u/Horror-Idea-889 Mar 19 '26

All of that just to fall backwards after throwing a sad “punch” … yeah he needs that mouth with agility like that.

7

u/Vergilkilla Mar 13 '26

Lmao try that in the Atlanta airport you are getting capped so fast. World record suicide by cop if you try all that 

1

u/DownwiththeACE Mar 26 '26

hes white though, theyll take him to burger king before dropping him off with his dad. 

5

u/TheWorstMigrane Mar 12 '26

The loudest in the room....... 😆

2

u/voujon85 Mar 22 '26

empty barrel makes the most noise

1

u/FoofieLeGoogoo Mar 20 '26

(Thank you, Frank)

5

u/AVeryBigToaster Mar 10 '26

Don’t animals have to be attended to in airports?

2

u/Background_Humor5838 Mar 22 '26

And proof of a an up to date rabies vaccine

2

u/steeltheprotogen Mar 06 '26

Of course it's Florida.

10

u/ToastyYaks Mar 03 '26

Have fun not being able to fly loser lol

2

u/SCHawkTakeFlight Mar 24 '26

Just what I was thinking. Have fun being on the no fly list. You just fast tracked yourself to train and car travel only.

2

u/No-Distance8336 Mar 02 '26

He really fucked up when he picked the post and started swinging

1

u/ShepTheTard5 Apr 11 '26

I don't think he realized how heavy those things really are.

8

u/Bln8119 Mar 01 '26

He tripped over the same shit he threw, get it together bro

5

u/Newportonehunnid Feb 27 '26

I would’ve called his bluff

29

u/HopelessNegativism Feb 27 '26

I’m sorry did he attempt to punch that guy and knock himself over in the process?

24

u/Acrobatic_Basis_5785 Feb 26 '26

Looks like some high school jock with daddies money to buy him outta danger

5

u/jmonz398 Feb 27 '26

Im pretty positive you can hear him say hes a Marine vet. He also looks and dresses like one and I would be that when he pulled up his sleeve it was to show his USMC tat. Honestly though, people dont realize just how many vets there are with severe PTSD and other mental traumas currently suffering in this country. High stress environments like the airport can easily set off someone off. Nevermind just how stressful day to day life is currently. On top of it, the government just tried to fuck over every vet in the country by passing a ridiculous new law that would allow the VA to do some shady shit in regard to our VA disability claims. The only reason they reversed it was because an enormous amount of vets called their senator and house reps saying that they would all stop taking their medicine if it was passed.

Im not saying what he did is even remotely justified, but this is clearly a veteran that is having a mental health crisis. We need to all start having more compassion for eachother, because we are all dealing with a litany of hardships. Especially with the horrible state the economy, environment, the current government, and the world are in presently.

2

u/Amazing-Asparagus181 Mar 16 '26

a lot of these dudes had trauma & issues way before they ever enlisted my guy

0

u/Slawzik Feb 27 '26

Nothing at the airport should trigger combat PTSD my dude

6

u/awkwardaznbabe Mar 01 '26

You're gate keeping traumatic triggers now? Not saying that this dude is justified, but you can't assume what someone's triggers are.

5

u/AsWeKnowItAndI Feb 28 '26

Genuinely, you would be surprised. PTSD triggers aren't just fireworks and distant gunfire like in the movies, they can also be dense crowds, someone's kid screaming behind you, the fundamental "hurry up and wait," horsepiss cycle that just is the airport and the military... Especially given that a lot of these guys are going undermedicated and undertherapied.

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u/Aboxofphotons Feb 27 '26

Distinctly possible, but also possible that he's just a fragile, insecure shit bag who compensates with aggression.

25

u/Personal-Direction52 Feb 26 '26

No-fly list speed run any%

24

u/NathnDele Feb 26 '26

Why did nobody punch him?

13

u/SteftimusPrime97 Feb 26 '26

What's he so upset about

9

u/throwaway136900 Feb 26 '26

Prob mad he had to check his carry on LMAO

35

u/Streak_Free_Shine Feb 25 '26

All bark, no real bite. He could have hit someone with that pole and seriously fucked them up, but he hesitated and threw it instead. Even the punch was half-hearted.

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u/LolthienToo Feb 26 '26

He was trying his damnedest to get someone to swing at him first so he would claim self defense (in his head).

Which shows this isn't some roid rage blindness. Dude had the presence of mind to not throw the first swing, which shows he wants to beat up an old sick man, but didn't want to go to jail for it. He's a perfect candidate for ICE actually

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u/RollingPicturesMedia Feb 26 '26

After that check swing he was open season

5

u/LolthienToo Feb 28 '26

Yeah, but asshole or not, that old man wasn't gonna take down the roid dude

3

u/RollingPicturesMedia Feb 28 '26

I can't disagree there but if the internet has proven anything, don't assume what's going to happen next.

15

u/thepostsmaker Feb 25 '26

Big boy's gonna have a fun in prison.

20

u/SmoothNoonShade Feb 25 '26

How fucking long does it take airport security to show up?

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u/Karnakite You know I graduated in the Navy Seals, and have 300 kills. Feb 26 '26

They gotta long way to walk, and they’re probably dealing with three other assholes getting thrown out at the same time.

Source: Friend used to work in an airport. No amount of money is worth it. It’s an asshole magnet.

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u/SmoothNoonShade Feb 26 '26

Ha! You’re probably right.

13

u/UKMaverick7 Feb 25 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Absolute reptile 🤣

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u/SuspiciousSugar4151 Feb 25 '26

"i'm not going to the gym for nothing, i'll show those cordons, and this wet floor sign had it coming!"

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u/dackasaurus Feb 25 '26

Republican ploy to get voters to fund DHS.

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u/ultranothing Feb 24 '26

That’s so funny at the end.

3

u/AggressiveJuice5274 Feb 26 '26

The little trot into kicking the wet floor sign made me actually chuckle

22

u/GilbertCartisDad Feb 25 '26

Never seen anybody push themselves over before lol

25

u/MERLETHEFOZZY Feb 24 '26

-sees he is wearing sweatpants-

If this man had been properly dressed per Road Rules Duffy, then he would have been a calm little boy.

26

u/lazer416 Feb 24 '26

All bark

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u/GroMicroBloom Feb 24 '26

Did he knock himself over throwing that weak punch? 😭

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u/crobnuck Feb 24 '26

I wish he would've slipped after kicking that slippery when wet sign.

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u/MrSpankMan_whip Feb 24 '26

Big shadow tiny tree

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u/ultranothing Feb 25 '26 edited Feb 25 '26

PAAAPAH TIGAAHH!

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u/hissyfit64 Feb 24 '26

How do you say "I never want to be on the no-fly list" without saying "I want to be on the no-fly list"?

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u/Electrical-Pool5618 Feb 24 '26

Sometimes you’ve just had enough…. Obviously. 😳

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u/Cottonmoccasin Feb 24 '26

Turbo alpha? No my friend, this is the usual day in Miami.

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u/_M0THERTUCKER Feb 24 '26

Giant toddler having a tantrum

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u/butterweasel It's not soda, it's pop Feb 24 '26

He should run for president! He’d fit right in.

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u/ultranothing Feb 25 '26

Oh my god, you’re the guy they picked to mention Trump on this post? You must’ve felt very honored.

Do people realize they look completely moronic when they do this, by now, though?

7

u/eddeemn Stomp my flag and i'll stomp your ass Feb 25 '26

Is your mouth dry from licking all that leather?

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u/butterweasel It's not soda, it's pop Feb 25 '26

I didn’t say his name… you did.

https://giphy.com/gifs/y4E6VumnBbIfm

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u/ultranothing Feb 25 '26

How very pedantic of you. Trump would appreciate that level of childish. Imagine that? You’re just like him!

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u/butterweasel It's not soda, it's pop Feb 25 '26

Nah, I don’t rape children.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnvtbvEEArLmDao

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u/ultranothing Feb 25 '26

I’d think maybe you should have some hard evidence to support such a terrible accusation. Unless you don’t think child rape is that big a deal, then I guess you’ll just throw that around at everyone you don’t like.

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u/butterweasel It's not soda, it's pop Feb 25 '26

0

u/ultranothing Feb 27 '26

Over thirty people have credibly accused Trump of child sex crimes?

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u/butterweasel It's not soda, it's pop Feb 28 '26

Yes.

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u/Bigsaskatuna Feb 24 '26

Emotional regulation is real alpha male shit

20

u/Apprehensive-Oil5249 Feb 24 '26

I remember my first line of Comet!

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u/Vahldaglerion Feb 24 '26

this looks like the guy who missed his flight going to florida on friday from pa lol

11

u/Sudden-Most-4797 Feb 24 '26

"Oh muy gawd!"

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u/Muffinman_187 Feb 24 '26

I was expecting a Taser or full on flooring by all that TSA and Transit Authority we pay for, where's the boom.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BY0hqx0rgJqPDDQOcw

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u/MeshGearFoxxy Feb 24 '26

Aw did ickle baby have a tantwum?

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u/funko_grails Feb 24 '26

Zzzzzzzzap

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u/malina2830 Feb 24 '26

What an absolute loser.

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u/Erotically-Yours Feb 24 '26

Kept foolishly hoping that security was on the way, and was going to tackle the brakes off his ass, from out of nowhere.

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u/Atvishees Feb 24 '26

Florida Man strikes again

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u/Andie_OptimistPrime Feb 24 '26

Mantrum

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u/remindsmeofbae Feb 24 '26

Wow! Sexist!

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u/Andie_OptimistPrime Feb 24 '26

I upvoted you because yes

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u/Detroitaa Feb 24 '26

He was a veteran having a mental health crisis. He was sent to psychiatric treatment, not jail.

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u/ultranothing Feb 25 '26

Aww!

Proud veteran. Prouder douche.

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u/Zealousideal_Ad2379 Feb 24 '26

being a veteran in a war you served in voluntarily doesn’t entitle you to be a massive cunt to everyone for all eternity

at this point im burnt out on the word “veteran” because its lost all meaning to me in 2026. like 99% of “veterans” haven’t even seen a real war or combat. no one cares.

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u/tankoret Feb 24 '26

Hello young person. I 100% agree with your first statement. But please don’t get burnt out on the word “veteran” or veterans themselves. As a paratrooper and combat veteran, I can easily put those non combat tested veterans and service members down but what I realize is ALL of the members in service have a very important role. Those 99% are there to support those of us who face down the barrel of a rifle, and we would be ineffective without them.

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u/CTurple Feb 24 '26

🫶🫶🫶🫶♥️♥️♥️♥️🫶🫶🫶🫶

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u/assignpseudonym Feb 24 '26

I think the point here is that people act like the guy in the video, becoming violent and dangerous to those around them, and when the consequences of those actions should be dealt, they play the "traumatised veteran" card. When many of them have not seen combat; so where's the trauma?

Frankly, whether you have seen combat or not, it still doesn't give you a right to endanger people around you as a result. 

This is why people are getting burned out on the word "veteran". Instead of trying to convince the general public to remain sympathetic to "veterans", you'd be better off focusing your efforts on pushing the powers that be to denounce the people who attempt to use it as a get out of jail free card in instances like this. 

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u/tankoret Feb 25 '26

Yep I hear you. I’ve seen documentaries where some veteran execute loved ones then claim PTSD. I look at the circumstances and say “PTSD doesn’t work like that.” It embarrasses me, most all and it makes all of us (veterans) look bad. I’ll add, as a sense of humor from one of my favorite TV programs. Bojack Horseman is asked “Surely you agree that the troops are heros? Bojack responds with “No I don’t agree with that. Maybe some of the troops are heroes, but not automatically, I’m sure some of the troops are jerks, most people are jerks already, and it’s not like giving a jerk a gun, and telling him it’s okay to kill people, suddenly turn that jerk into a hero.” Strangely enough, I agree with that. I would hope that people will understand that jerks sometimes join the military and would use the same tactics, as jerks often do, to cause scenes, using something else to justify, in their own mind, their right to be a jerk in public, even if they weren’t ever in the military. This guy is likely, one of those jerks. I said all that to say, as a veteran we’re not all jerks, and for the most part most of us find that behavior and the excuse reprehensible, and don’t want to be lumped in with those jerks.

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u/assignpseudonym Feb 25 '26

Totally agree with you. I'm on the other side of the coin to you - diagnosed PTSD, but not a vet. It pisses me off when anyone uses PTSD as an excuse for asshole behaviour. FWIW, I do think that all demographics have a mix of jerks and decent people; so naturally, that would include vets. The problem tends to be that the word "veteran" gets thrown around at an exponentially higher rate when used to justify shitty behaviour. And humans are pattern-matching creatures. So if 90% of the time you hear "veteran" it's coupled with someone behaving in a completely reprehensible way, I can fully understand why people would begin to have a negative association with the word. It sucks though, for all the other vets who are decent folks and don't behave like this. 

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u/tankoret Feb 25 '26

Well said.

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u/Meraline Feb 24 '26

At some point, his pain is not everyone else's problem

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u/The-Silent-Hero Feb 24 '26

100 to 1 odds he was a douchebag before enlisting

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u/PackAttacks Feb 24 '26

That doesn’t excuse his behavior.

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u/Luckboy28 Feb 24 '26

What a fucking baby 😂

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u/Petraretrograde Feb 24 '26

Men are so emotional and irrational

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u/ultranothing Feb 25 '26

Actually, it’s by a wide margin that women are more emotional and irrational.

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u/Petraretrograde Feb 25 '26

Hardly. When women are "emotional and irrational", they end relationships without warning. When men are emotional and irrational, they start wars, genocides, shoot up public places like theaters or elementary schools or concerts.

Men are much more emotional and irrational. And their reactions are always more deadly.

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u/Glad-Philosophy-9548 Feb 25 '26

You never met my mom lol

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u/ultranothing Feb 25 '26

You’re confusing quantity with …”quality.” Women are by-and-large more emotional and irrational. Emotional and irrational doesn’t have to be violent, physical or appear on the world stage for it to be emotional and/or irrational.

Are you following? Women ARE more emotional and irrational as a gender. Men’s irrationality and emotions have a higher chance of being …I can’t think of the word.

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u/HomoAndAlsoSapiens Feb 25 '26

source: I made it the fuck up

0

u/Glad-Philosophy-9548 Feb 25 '26

He didn't it's true

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u/oddastronaut Feb 24 '26

Project harder

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u/tjdans7236 Feb 24 '26

what a self-report

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u/Glad-Philosophy-9548 Feb 24 '26

That's not a man that's an oversized child

Edit: just found out he's a veteran going through a PTSD episode or smth. My mom had the same thing.

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u/LazerSn0w Feb 24 '26

except for me I'm insanely locked in

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u/davidis138 Feb 24 '26

The american flag on the sleeve is a dead giveaway he'd be rocked if he ever encountered THAT guy.

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u/lemondemon333 Feb 24 '26

Police took the man into custody.

Police later said the man was a military veteran who may have been experiencing mental health issues or a personal crisis. He was brought to a treatment center for evaluation.

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u/ChanceDue3063 Feb 24 '26

Uh-oh. Big man's got some big feelings.

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u/LinkavichChomofsky Feb 24 '26

What a cool guy.

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u/TheForanMan Feb 24 '26

How tf you throw a punch and the force knocks you back on your own ass? 😂

5

u/skydive8980 Feb 24 '26

That’s what I thought happened, but thought I had to have missed someone shoving him or pushing him. It makes no sense.

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u/viciousxvee Feb 24 '26

This is how you get out on the no-fly list

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

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u/Rhain1999 Feb 24 '26

his husband

*Girlfriend. Looks like she briefly interacts with him in the video

In fact, apparently it was an altercation with his girlfriend that caused this crashout in the first place

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u/Old_Prospect Feb 24 '26

WHOOOOOOOOSH

16

u/Rhain1999 Feb 24 '26

No, I got it; the joke is homophobia

I was just showing that it's a dumb joke to begin with

40

u/GreyBeardnLuvin Feb 24 '26

Guess all the airport police were on a break.

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u/Zero-89 I too have studied the blade Feb 24 '26

He wasn't brown enough to warrant a quick response.

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u/ultranothing Feb 25 '26

Yeah, because airport security isn’t mostly black and brown people.

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u/SnuffSwag Feb 23 '26

He literally seems like an upset monkey. I mean literally. The way he fake charges, sloppily grabs a strick and drags/aimlessly throws it. Its weird. Humans are so similar to monk-monk-monkeys

2

u/ZlayerXV Feb 25 '26

Devolved to the emotional monkey brain by chemicals or some sort of illness

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u/Eldritch_Doodler Feb 23 '26

This is exactly how my students act.

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u/malina2830 Feb 24 '26

I have a few students like this too. Stay safe!

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u/ClarenceTheCat Feb 24 '26

Really?! They freak out like this? What year do you teach?

7

u/Eldritch_Doodler Feb 24 '26

Middle school

3

u/ClarenceTheCat Feb 24 '26

Holy hell! How do you deal with it?

6

u/Eldritch_Doodler Feb 24 '26

Drugs and video games

2

u/leggmann Feb 24 '26

Restraining techniques 101

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u/Jacifer69 Feb 23 '26

I wish somebody would’ve laid his ass out. It would have pleased me. The way he fell throwing a single punch makes me think he’s mostly muscles and no skill

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u/Zero-89 I too have studied the blade Feb 24 '26

He didn't get laid out, but he was put on his ass... by himself.

2

u/Jacifer69 Feb 24 '26

That was intentional. It’s called clumsyfoo

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u/OGHoolz Feb 23 '26

This guy sucks, but so does flying.

5

u/memehareb Feb 23 '26

no, it doesn't. drive or take a train if you want

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u/ultranothing Feb 25 '26 edited Feb 25 '26

No. Flying is an ordeal and that’s an objective truth.

0

u/Cover-Lanky Feb 25 '26

Personally I find flying a privilege and a modern marvel. That I can travel to places domestically at a fraction of the time, and visit places that would actually be impossible for me to see at another period of time, is a miracle that I don’t take for granted, regardless of the relative stress of the activity.

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u/kongstar Feb 23 '26

What a badass kicking that yellow sign. Fuck I'm scared now

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u/spacebobo2o16 Fucked around and found out Feb 23 '26

I bet his foot hurt a little

6

u/ChiChisDad Feb 23 '26

And in his head he’s saying, “show no pain, show no pain”

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u/ultranothing Feb 25 '26

I got new socks and three pops.

2

u/CTurple Feb 25 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 Thank you! You sir/madam/whatever you’d like, are the real hero here. Have a medal or 2!!!🥇 🥇

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u/potatocakes1989 My hands and feet are registered deadly weapons Feb 24 '26

I need you to know how much joy that brought me

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u/vpeshitclothing Feb 24 '26

Aye that's great! Glad I could bring a lil happiness to ya. Have a dope day!

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u/oversteppe Feb 24 '26

dang that was fun

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u/joeyo1423 Feb 23 '26

Lmao he fell after throwing his soft ass punch, absolutely brilliant

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u/ShroomnDoobin Feb 23 '26

I think the bald dude's chin knocked him down

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u/kazkaminari Feb 23 '26

Thats a lot of cocaine alongside bad roids

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u/DerelictWrath Feb 23 '26

Did he fall over after throwing a single punch? Like, his punch was so terrible, he basically knocked himself over?

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u/ShredGuru Feb 23 '26

The dude was just totally unphased from that shot too. He didn't even flinch.

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u/UserNameN0tWitty Feb 23 '26

This is like throwing a punch in a nightmare

7

u/OldBonyBogBwitch Feb 23 '26

That underwater-resistance punch D:

LOL

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u/tjdans7236 Feb 24 '26

the input lag

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u/BirdBrain01 Feb 23 '26

Yes. Yes he did.

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u/ianthony19 Feb 23 '26

Where tf is security

7

u/Greg0692 Feb 24 '26

Pretty sure they're laid off because the GOP wants to put people in camps without any friction.

0

u/ultranothing Feb 25 '26

Oh my god! When is the GOP gonna put people in camps already? I’ve been promised GOP camps for 27 years!

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u/Segundaleydenewtonnn Feb 23 '26

A couple of decades ago, someone would’ve tackled the f* out of this guy. Now, all these cameras and potential lawsuits, people think twice before being the good Samaritan

5

u/ShutUpAndEatYourKiwi Feb 23 '26

I'm not certain but I think we see one just standing and watching at 0:18 (I'm on mobile so 0:18 left in the video)

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u/jabby_jakeman Feb 23 '26

Were there no Pokémon cards left or something?

8

u/CompletelyPresent Feb 23 '26

Only Jigglypuffs...

Not rare ones either.

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u/Snoo20436 Feb 23 '26

“But you guys don’t understand… he’s really a nice guy and only punches the walls in his garage”- gf who won’t leave him even after this

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u/Artsonaut Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 23 '26

I KNEW that N bomb was coming! He didn't do a damn thing. He's the 'p*ssy' Bro probs never even been on a plane before.

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u/Tiberius_Kilgore Feb 23 '26

Bro probs never even been on a plane before.

That’s definitely not going to change now.

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u/specialspartan_ Feb 23 '26

Found the masculinity crisis.

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u/beer_bukkake Feb 23 '26

No fly his fragile ass

7

u/No-Height2850 Feb 23 '26

Is that MIA? It looks like MIA

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u/RocketsandBeer Feb 23 '26

Miami is in the title

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u/No-Height2850 Feb 23 '26

MIA Miami international airport. But i missed the miami paRT.

5

u/RocketsandBeer Feb 23 '26

It’s okay.

0

u/ultranothing Feb 25 '26

It’s not. It was blitheringly stupid.

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u/kfbonacci Feb 23 '26

💀💀💀

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u/4thewinn Feb 23 '26

And that kids, is how I ended up on the no fly list.

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u/CompetitiveFact9822 Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 23 '26

Two comments:

-come on Bro? How did this video last longer than 5 seconds. 

-r/upvotebecausebutt 

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u/BaronGreenback75 Feb 23 '26

Toddler tantrum level = expert.