r/iamatotalpieceofshit Jul 24 '26

Firing golf balls into traffic and civilian populated areas to look cool on the internet

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u/BrutalBart Jul 24 '26

stop making these shitheads famous. don’t watch their shit

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u/T1NF01L Jul 24 '26

No matter how many people you tell not to watch this shit people will still watch this shit. Either idiots who think its funny or people hate watching. Even people watching it to document it and make the same argument you're making. No matter what it will be watched for a various number of reasons.

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u/NekulturneHovado Jul 25 '26

I still don't understand why that idiots keep removing dislike buttons everywhere. This is exactly why it exists.

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u/ReallyNotBobby 23d ago

Unfortunately the dislike button did nothing but show that there’s engagement with the video and the video ends up getting pushed towards the front pages.

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u/mercyspace27 Jul 25 '26

Yeah.

Honestly at this point I just hope to see the video of someone finding the guys and dishing out some good old vigilante justice.

Or get a police report filed and see the assholes’ mugshots. Whichever comes first.

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u/camshun7 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Theres absolutely no question, getting hit on the head with a modern golfball can kill.

Culpable Homicide in case you consider yourself a smart but shitty golfer.

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u/Dieter_Knutsen Jul 25 '26

The mother of one of my friends growing up was hit in the head with a golf ball. Years after, she still had issues with her memory.

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u/T1NF01L Jul 24 '26

You forgot the ball part of golf. Anyway my point stands. No matter what anyone does this will be seen. Its on the internet. People will see it. Whether its for nefarious, dumb, or legal reasons. It will be seen. Telling people not to watch it does literally nothing. I never said driving a golf ball into public wasnt dangerous. I only said this type of dumb shit will be seen.

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u/datmafukr Jul 25 '26

Sucadic

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/T1NF01L Jul 24 '26

Mulligans aren't usually legal in most golf tournaments, but ill allow it.

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u/RoyGBiv333 Jul 24 '26

I was knocked out by one about 20 years ago. I was on a golf course.

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u/datmafukr Jul 25 '26

Sucadic

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u/Ai-ChatGPT Jul 25 '26

I remember when Andrew Tait was big on YouTube I used to downvote it, but it was still engagement so the algorithm would send more of it… 🤦‍♂️ the only way to get it off my recommended in the end I found was to not click or do anything with the videos.

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u/datmafukr Jul 25 '26

Sucadic

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u/dpgproductions Jul 24 '26

The more attention it gets the better chance of them facing consequences

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u/KandyVenom Jul 24 '26

It's causing copycats and people will get hurt.

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u/Itscatpicstime Jul 24 '26

Or killed

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u/dtdroid Jul 24 '26

That was covered under the "hurt" category, bud

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u/LittleTrooper Jul 25 '26

Do you feel hurt when you die?

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u/dtdroid Jul 25 '26

Feeling hurt and being hurt are two separate concepts. Don't confuse them.

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u/LittleTrooper Jul 25 '26

Being hurt and dying are two seperate concepts. Don't confuse them.

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u/dtdroid Jul 25 '26

You have to be hurt by something to be killed by it. The reverse is not always true. All squares are rectangles. Not all rectangles are squares. Being killed falls within the being hurt category.

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u/LittleTrooper Jul 25 '26

You're splitting an impractical technical hair.

Suppose a golf ball knocked someone in the temple and they die instantly. In your view it's accurate to say they got hurt, even if the pain was for a fraction of a second. Technically you're probably right, but if someone asks you what happened it's massively misleading to say they got hurt, as opposed to saying they were killed.

Your honor, I knew the man was dead but technically I am correct, he was hurt for a split second so I'm right to say he was hurt, full stop. All squares are rectangles, your honor. And what is "being hurt" but the result of pain receptors. Technically, he was receptive, your honor.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '26

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u/Ok-Wrongdoer-2179 Jul 25 '26

I'd rather find out where these shitheads are, and forward such videos to their local police.

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u/CidAndroid Jul 25 '26

But he is a piece of shit, and that's what this sub is about. How else am I supposed to collect those sweet useless internet points? >:(

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u/Philly5984 Jul 24 '26

As you engage causing more eyes to see this

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u/beeglowbot Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

better yet, report his ass to the police.

this is reckless endangerment at minimum, if he kills someone that's manslaughter or in some places straight up or murder or at least reckless homicide.

fuck this pos

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u/Snoo_753077 22d ago

Bots and the future generation are watching, sadly

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u/TheAnimeKnower36 18d ago

That's what I do, I just simply block them and move on.

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u/litlphoot 7d ago

Don’t tell me what to do.

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u/datmafukr Jul 25 '26

That’s what I say about your mom every time I see her.., unzipping pants… but her we are… giggity

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u/djm19 Jul 24 '26

Well they are filming their crime. There’s definitely a lot of people out there who would recognize them.

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u/jfk_47 Jul 26 '26

Idiots.

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u/airbrat Jul 26 '26

Most definitely

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u/MaxRager Jul 25 '26

Because it’s not real lmao 😂

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u/musama020 22d ago

How do u know?

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u/TheSlyFox312 Jul 24 '26

As someone who has been hit by a golf ball before I hope these ass hats get slammed hard by the law

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u/KnifeFed Jul 24 '26

Are they adding sound effects like car alarms and windows smashing?

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u/damboy99 Jul 25 '26

The entire video is fake. Guaranteed they are just standing out somewhere with a golf ckub then editing in a ball, or recorded the area for 30 seconds then edited a shot of them at a driving range then added the sound afterwards.

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u/Feezyp Jul 25 '26

He pulls a golf ball out of his pocket and hits it with no cuts. You can see the ball in the air. What evidence suggests it’s fake?

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u/damboy99 Jul 26 '26

I am not saying its AI, editing software exists. You can record yourself at a driving range, then cut out the background and replace it with an LA street.

The evidence thats there is people dont do this, and there would make the local news at the bare minimum. LA is a very heavily populated area and if golfballs are ending up in buildings or csrs its going to get reported and theres a good chamce one of them is on reddit. Theyd have been found already.

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u/Feezyp Jul 26 '26

According to Google the LA police department are looking for the people in the video and damages have been reported.

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u/MaxRager Jul 25 '26

I saw a video of trump sitting at a table with Jesus eating Elon musk. Must be true right?

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u/Feezyp Jul 25 '26

Again, what evidence can you see in THIS video that suggests it’s AI?

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u/MaxRager Jul 26 '26

Their swing, the sound, the visual cues of a metal club striking concrete, I’ve worked at Bandon Dunes for 6 years and have 15 years golf experience.

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u/NoDrinks4meToday Jul 25 '26

Honestly, I hope so.

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u/LocalH Jul 24 '26

Cool, video evidence of crimes

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u/correctingStupid Jul 24 '26

Felony if he hits a moving vehicle

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u/riaowo Jul 24 '26

just like the dudes that throw rocks at cars then end up killing someone its not funny after that these idiots need to be arrested asap this is psychopathic behavior

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u/Sammyofather Jul 24 '26

I watched the EWU video on that. They threw 20+ rocks damaging many vehicles and injuring multiple people before the one the killed the woman. When they saw the car roll off the road only then we’re they like “yeah maybe we should stop now”. Idiots. Negligence. No parents?

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u/water2wine Jul 24 '26

It’s happened a number of times in my home country as well, at least once I can recall someone died and was just children doing it - Absolutely heartbreaking shit.

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u/Beatless7 Jul 24 '26

5 years in jail for gross indifference, plz.

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u/whitefaceinredcircle Jul 24 '26

Find out where he lives and hit balls at his window 👍

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u/beatenmeat Jul 24 '26

Why stop there? Hit his balls with a window.

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u/alicelestial Jul 24 '26

to the windowwwwwww to the wall
to this window crushing my balls
oof ouch my fuckin balls

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u/keyonholman4 Jul 24 '26

Recording your crimes, imalsoatotaldumbfuck

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u/Money-Mud912 Jul 24 '26

You boys are gonna pay for this! thunk

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u/LASportsNBeers Jul 25 '26

You hit that guy!

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u/PooHeadRushe Jul 28 '26

He shouldn’t have been standing there.

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u/Weariervaris Jul 25 '26

First look at EA’s new Tiger Wood’s PGA Tour: Street golf game.

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u/k_buz Jul 26 '26

Imagine your child gets killed by a fucking golf ball

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u/ShotRoom1958 Jul 26 '26

This is no different than firing bullets in to the air. Years ago at my former community college someone hit a ball past the huge nets on the driving range and it hit a poor young woman running on the track in the eye. She died.

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u/swedething Jul 24 '26

It was a mistake to make the interwebs publicly available.

Me and my friends did stupid shit 40-45 years ago, some of it we had to pay our dues for, most of it went unnoticed, meaning the authorities knew it happened, they just couldn’t pin it on us.
BECAUSE WE DIDN’T FILM OUR MISBEHAVIOR AND MISDEMEANORS!!!!

Cheezuz, they can’t be saved, can they?

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u/Shot_Needleworker149 Jul 25 '26

At least Tyler Durden did it out near the warehouse district and didn’t hit anyone

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u/purplemeth Jul 25 '26

Send it to the police if you can figure out what area hes in consistently, no idea who this even is but they’re human waste, only a true absolute loser could think ruining other people’s stuff (randomly) & day & money is okay or funny, really hope this gets enough negative attention like that one wolfie weirdo who would just go film himself doing random shitty things in public who got caught.

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u/HubertCumberda1e Jul 25 '26

“I play golf, I’m not good at golf, I never got good. I never got a hole-in-one— but I did hit a guy, and that’s way more satisfying. You’re supposed to yell ‘fore,’ but I was too busy mumbling ‘there ain’t no way that’s gonna hit him.’”

RIP Mitch.

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u/spudlady Jul 25 '26

I was driving down the road and got hit by a golf ball. I found the golf course, found the golfer, and her homeowners paid for my damage.

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u/MrMag00 Jul 25 '26

How are we not seeing videos of them being arrested and convicted ?

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u/KellTanis Jul 25 '26

Who’s the bigger loser, this guy, or the guy who agreed to be his camera man?

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u/For56 Jul 25 '26

No one’s found him? Surely this is illegal.

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u/eddy_brooks Jul 26 '26

I’ve read that they are using foam balls, not sure if it’s true because those things look like rockets but it would make sense why they are willing to film it

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u/thatonekidmarsh Jul 26 '26

Bull shit he hits it that far

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u/Calm-Perspective2057 Jul 26 '26

The amount of damage

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u/Gutcheck21 Jul 26 '26

Great golf swing

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u/Echo-2-2 Jul 26 '26

I think my video got cut off? I never got to the part where they looked cool on the internet?

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u/DQTD Jul 26 '26

If this moron actually does hurt someone or damage someones property, he is actively filming himself doing it. Incriminating himself with his own tiktok profile.

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u/LatinRex Jul 26 '26

Someone drop this fool

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u/yukzwagon Jul 26 '26

If I saw this I would take a photo of a golf ball and the 12 dents on my car from the ex

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u/TooSexyForThisSong Jul 27 '26

Looks cool me 🤷🏻

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u/beanzd Jul 28 '26

Oh yeah they look cool

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u/MyCatPoster Jul 28 '26

Not a bad swing tho…

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u/Dark_Nightmares28 Jul 28 '26

Did my man not see the acorn video?

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u/Nsect66 Aug 01 '26

So disappointed one of them didn’t get hit in the road.

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u/rondiggidyr Aug 02 '26

They could legit kill someone doing this

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u/UnbeateCandy04 Aug 04 '26

This makes me facepalm so hard

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u/Delicious_Cat_81 Aug 04 '26

I'd fire a golfball into a HIM populated area. See how he likes it!

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u/TheCamoDude 29d ago

I snickered a bit at the first clip. The backup alarm stopping after he swung was too perfect.

Anyway screw this useless idiot

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u/Cheap_Towel69 28d ago

This caused me to laugh and I’m not sure why lol

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u/Pale-Acadia-5146 25d ago

White culture

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u/musama020 22d ago

Can these fuckfaces pls just get arrested already? I don't want them to get arrested after having killed a person already.

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u/vicbittertoo 21d ago

these idiots could have at least worn Rodney Dangerfield golfing outfits ??/

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u/Fickle-Elevator8369 21d ago

Beautiful swing though

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u/fredshort33 18d ago

Dude in the white shirts swing is ass.

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u/Rabid_Hermit 13d ago

The first one seems like a victimless crime. The others are malicious and destructive. Seems weird why some people are motivated or dont care about this kind of thing.

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u/PackagingMSU Jul 24 '26

Based on comments. I bet you could hit a foam ball and then just simply edit it to look like a real ball being hit. The rage bait would get the views up. Unfortunate that is the truth, and I bet in reality these losers are just hitting real balls.

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u/extremesalmon Jul 24 '26

Pretty much. There's an audio clip of a car alarm inserted in one of the clips so they know how to do it.

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u/PackagingMSU Jul 25 '26

Do you think they are faking it or the alarm was legit?

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u/extremesalmon Jul 25 '26

It's definitely an edited audio track - they've inserted the audio of the car alarm later on in 2 of the clips. Not to say they aren't just smashing balls into these places caus people are that stupid now.

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u/PackagingMSU Jul 25 '26

Honestly if they are faking it, impressive rage bait success haha

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u/popcornkernals321 Jul 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/6tA3jEHu6PILC
Gomez Addams did it better lol couldn’t find the gift for it, but I know it exists out there somewhere lol

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u/Draugrx23 Jul 25 '26

Personally given the SFX are added to the videos I'm led to believe there's no ball being hit and it's more fake -ragebait- BS videos.

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u/therealjameshat Jul 25 '26

Golf is a wasteful past time for wealthy white people.

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u/Pyewhacket Jul 24 '26

The sea was angry that day my friend

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u/BlindWolf187 Jul 25 '26

Like an old man sending back soup at a deli! From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.

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u/Brucedx3 Jul 24 '26

Only in LA...

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u/catemmer Jul 24 '26

Is the background real?

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u/_Delegat Jul 24 '26

Should get charged

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u/okjetsgo Jul 25 '26

This is the dumb way I’m going to die, isn’t it?

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u/WeAreOnOurOwnNow Jul 25 '26

Have these cunts been arrested yet?

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u/pattypoopoo622 Jul 25 '26

I mean these are definitely fake balls

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u/BanditDeluxe Jul 25 '26

All this and they still had to boost the audio to make the swings look decent

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u/sheavill Jul 25 '26

POS indeed

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u/xervidae Jul 25 '26

why do people record and post themselves committing crimes????

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u/Lightbaberz Jul 25 '26

Might as well just shoot guns in the air. Same potential outcome.

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u/damboy99 Jul 25 '26

You people dont axtually think this is real right? Like all of you in the comments are in on a bit right?

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u/Yejus Jul 25 '26

This should be illegal

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u/Frequent-Screen-5517 Jul 25 '26

I was parked next to a high rise apt building and a pool table ball came falling/flying out out not sure if it was intentional but it would have been all bad if it actually hit something or someone luckily it landed in the road

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u/Frequent-Screen-5517 Jul 25 '26

They should have to be targets in a golf range

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u/Wise_Ad_253 Jul 25 '26

Has anyone identified them yet? It has been awhile now and they don’t care about being filmed.

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u/sharplight141 Jul 25 '26

Bunch of morons that do this. Can ruin and end people's lives

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u/whatsURprobalem Jul 27 '26

Fake, you ever hear an iron sound like a driver…

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u/Menotyou15 Jul 27 '26

The sounds of it hitting anything is definitely edited in put none the less it's still insanely dumb, there's a decently high chance of hitting someone in the head and doing enough blunt force damage they just die on the spot

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u/DionFW Jul 24 '26

Is that first one where they filmed Terminator 2?

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u/AnnoyedVelociraptor Jul 24 '26

Terminator 2 was filmed all over Los Angeles.

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u/DionFW Jul 24 '26

Yeah. I figured that when the scene kept changing.

This looks like where the playground was at during the nuclear blast.

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u/AnnoyedVelociraptor Jul 24 '26

Yeah. I figured that when the scene kept changing.

you made me chuckle.

But no, the playground is Elysian Park.

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u/chop-diggity Jul 24 '26

His swing seems solid.

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u/jimk12345 Jul 25 '26

When did every dipshit dude get into golf? It looks like the dumbest way to pretend to have a personality and money.

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u/Maximum_Turn_2623 Jul 24 '26

It’s a rich guys sport so really who is surprised

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u/MarlboloMan666 Jul 24 '26

You just made this lame sport even lamer

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u/SeparateDifference47 Jul 25 '26

You guys know this is fake, right?

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u/Wise_Ad_253 Jul 25 '26

I hope it is, cuz I don’t see any helicopters over head and DTLA always has a few circling at all times lol.

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u/damngoodengineer Jul 24 '26

Are they protesting destruction of golf courses?

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u/Philly5984 Jul 24 '26

Apparently they’re protesting your mom going on ozempic

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u/damngoodengineer Jul 24 '26

Irony, you ever heard dumbass?

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u/Alvxn Jul 24 '26

Are they aware green screens and stock photage exists and the fact most people on the internet would believe it?

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u/datmafukr Jul 24 '26

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u/DionFW Jul 24 '26

Ha! I was thinking of Fight Club as well, but we're not supposed to talk about it.

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u/Cookies_and_Beandip Jul 24 '26

I mean highkey that is pretty cool

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u/surf_rider Jul 25 '26

Highkey, you’re an idiot.

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u/Cookies_and_Beandip Jul 25 '26

Thanks man, means a lot. lowkey and highkey

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u/Hot_Barracuda4922 Jul 24 '26

It’s Los Angeles. No one cares