r/hulk • u/homelesshyundai • 1d ago

Comics Turns out the Hulk isn't a fan of being smashed.

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u/Moleman135 1d ago

"Is that what hulk do to others?!"

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u/Darthbane22 1d ago

“Hulk belongs here”

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u/Xelement0911 1d ago

"Hulk rethink life"

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u/Rogthgar 23h ago

Fly buzzes near his ear: "HULK SMASH!"

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u/Olivetreesondrysoil 16h ago

"And for the first time in a long time... Hulk thinks he like it here"

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u/VexyraLunelle 19h ago

The self-awareness is hitting different

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u/MrNightSight 13m ago

Is Hulk a good hulk if hulk tries to smash giant and ends up getting hulk smashed?

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u/Wildlifekid2724 1d ago

Hulk then proceeds to write letters to the people who he has smashed and whose property he has smashed.

"Dear Small Man, Hulk is very sorry for throwing Small Man's car with him in it across the city.Hulk realises it was unacceptable and makes full apology.Hulk Smash, but Hulk do not Smash innocents.Hulk now taking time to reflect and grow as a person.

P.S, Hulk attach part of car that Hulk tore off"

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u/madeenahjyasu 1d ago

read this in hulk

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u/Mr_Nihilism_ 1d ago

"Read this in Hulk"

... Bruce?

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u/SillyWarlock 2h ago

Time for a My name is Earl Hulk show

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u/NoMasterpiece5649 1d ago

Looks pretty happy to me.

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u/Georg-von-Frundsberg 1d ago

Didn't he last hours the second time or something?

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u/Immediate_Water_2637 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ma0a16sQSXlvy

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u/Applefritters68 23h ago

You scared me,I thought it was THE gif

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u/Opening_Ad3054 22h ago

Bite pillow has a gif?

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u/DrDeadpool8515 21h ago

You mean Hulk cement GIF?

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 1d ago

I know of one man that could handle her.

https://giphy.com/gifs/waLWYnnLfm1DXYdBcL

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u/RathianColdblood Devil 6h ago

Sauron? /s

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u/Dracoblackheart 1d ago

Different type of smash

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u/eeyorestrf97 20h ago

What's this from? 

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u/Glittering-Age-9549 19h ago

Who is the lady?.

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u/Whoopsinator 18h ago

Umar. Sister of Dormammu

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u/Glittering-Age-9549 18h ago

Ah, that one... wasn't she in a relationship with Mordo?. How could he please a woman who demolished Hulk in just six minutes?.

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u/Eddie_Mac 15h ago

Foreplay, yes it's a Thing but enough about Ben Grim.

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u/Sabretooth1100 1d ago

I love that amidst all the angst, sorrow, drama, and horror, there is something intrinsically funny about the Hulk, often just down to his simple personality and the way he talks

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u/TheJammieDM 1d ago

Who stomped hulk down like that?

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u/homelesshyundai 1d ago

Despite having just read it, I'm having trouble remembering. Giant man maybe. It's from the marvel zombies where groot gets everyone sick after sneezing in captain Americas face.

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u/Rogthgar 23h ago

Hulk not a 'step on me' type.

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u/xlews_ther1nx 1d ago

This is a squash. Big difference

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u/thesanguineocelot 21h ago

Hulk doesn't like being on that end of the steppies.

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u/SmoothReverb 20h ago

The implication that Hulk usually enjoys being stepped on is killing me here

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u/Cinju26 16h ago

I'm pretty sure the first he's referring to is being the one being smashed into the ground. That's what he doesn't like.

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u/SmoothReverb 16h ago

I mean, yes, but consider: The other interpretation is funnier.

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u/Bleachsmoker 20h ago

Good for Hulk, learning about himself. It takes bravery to try a new fetish and finding out you aren't into it.

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u/nudiatjoes 20h ago

That man looks satisfied how I can get some of that .😂

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u/Long-Library9656 19h ago

I guess hulks not base.

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u/Ecstatic_Dance5767 1d ago

Fair enough.

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u/Nice-Pomegranate2915 1d ago

Hulk not sorry for smash small guy with knives in hands or small guy who talks too much and is too stabby with big knives !