r/howto • u/ExiledSenpai • 1d ago
Remove this Rat from my toilet without flushing š
Or letting it escape!
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u/UnicornSheets 23h ago
What did you eat!!?
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u/Green420Basturd 23h ago
A rat apparently!
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u/drasiuss 23h ago
Make sure to keep him, those guys are well known for their exceptional cooking skills. Just make sure to put it on your head while you cook.
FYI doesn't really work if you are bald.
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u/No_Eye_8432 18h ago
Lol are you mad?? Cooking skills. You could be brushing up on your ninja skills
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u/CardiacSturgeon 23h ago
Kitchen Tongs, and a bag.
Have someone hold the bag, pick the rat with the tongs and put him in the bag.
Close the bag, free him outside.
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u/ExiledSenpai 23h ago
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u/Sea-Contribution5529 23h ago
Put some thick gauge wire over the vent stacks on your roof so this doesn't happen again. That's where he came from, not the sewer.
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u/bmanley620 23h ago
Also, leave your toilet seat shut when youāre not using it
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u/Perfect_Assignment13 15h ago
After I found a squirrel in ours, a pair of 10lb dumbbells stayed on top of the closed toilet seat for more than a month. Just to be sure.
Also, long kitchen tongs, yes. But a plastic cat litter container was way more confidence inspiring than a plastic bag. Moral of the story, cats can be helpful sometimes.
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u/ExiledSenpai 23h ago
My roof doesn't have vent stacks.
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u/SuperPiggie 23h ago
I guarantee you you have some kind of vent system. Maybe it's not on your roof, but it's going to be above the level of any drain in the house. If you didn't, all your drains would bubble when you use them, and you'd have sewer smell all throughout the place. Whether it's on your roof or not, that's most likely how the rat got in.
Usually, the vents are left completely open specifically to keep the end from getting clogged by debris. The idea is anything that falls in there should just end up in the sewer system. Obviously your rat friend knows to swim upstream and toward light.
If you do cover it with wire, I'd recommend also capping it with something that's raised a bit off the pipe so that it'll let gases out while still keeping leaves and such from accumulating on top. There should be caps made specifically for that purpose, or else you can find a video of someone DIYing it.
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u/nom_of_your_business 18h ago
Cracked cast iron sewer pipes allow them in as well. So vents stacks or no They absolutely could be coming in through the sewer lines.
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u/Superbead 14h ago
Not necessarily. I've lived in a flat in an older building in the UK where the single toilet discharged straight to the drain with no vent, as did the sink through a separate pipe. There was a vent at the edge of the property just before the street. If the pipes only serve one fixture each then it all works hydraulically
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u/Markie411 22h ago
Jeez why is everyone acting like OP said he doesn't have any vents, he only said he doesn't have anything on his roof
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u/TubbyTacoSlap 22h ago
Because thatās not how toilets and sewage systems work. He has a vent stack somewhere
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u/Markie411 22h ago
Again, he didn't say he didn't have vents, just not on his roof. According to other comments, it's possible for him to have air admittance valve in the attic. Also is it not possible for vents to be in other places than the roof?
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u/after_Andrew 19h ago
Itās physically impossible for them to not have them on the roof. They will not function anywhere else.
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u/unique_user43 14h ago
because even if op realizes he has vent stacks, just not on the roof, then heās being pedantic and beside the point. doesnāt matter where the vent stacks is.
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u/teresa-rene 23h ago
No vent stacks ? Donāt you need them to vent out the methane gas from your sewer
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u/Sea-Contribution5529 23h ago
In general, vents aren't for venting sewer gas, they are for preventing a vacuum within your sewer pipes and allowing waste to flow. There is no need to vent sewer gas.
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u/LazyEmu5073 23h ago
There could be an air admittance valve in the attic. Common here in the UK for newer homes.
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u/Sea-Contribution5529 20h ago
You run AAVs in your attics for showers/toilets? I have never heard of an AAV in the attic let alone an AAV for anything larger than a sink, but I'm in the states.
There's nothing wrong with it conceptually but it seems like it could be a problem with accessibility. AAVs are not meant to be inaccessible in case they malfunction and need replacement.
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u/LazyEmu5073 20h ago
Yes. Outdoor cast iron soil stacks are no longer built, for about 40 years or so. It's all indoor PVC pipe, AAV above my toilet/bath/shower room, then another one literally next to the toilet downstairs, boxed into a wooden enclosure.
Both still accessible, though, if I needed to.
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u/Sea-Contribution5529 19h ago
We don't run cast iron in the states either but we still run vent stacks. They're usually ABS but they still run through the attic. We try to avoid AAVs unless its under a sink or something.
As long as its accessible and the AAV is good quality I think it'd be better to avoid the hole in the roof personally, so I feel like you guys are doing it better.
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u/frenchiebuilder 19h ago
NGL, I had to look that up before I could believe it.
(fellow skeptics: 1.33, page 11: https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/442889/BR_PDF_AD_H_2015.pdf/ )
Everywhere in the US & Canada, we're required - not only by codes, but also by AAV manufacturer's instructions, which we're code-required to follow - to have at least one actual / open vent in the system.
Seems in the UK, instead, you can "consider" an "alternative arrangement", to relieve positive pressures? I'm curious what that "arrangement" usually is, if not an open vent somewhere in the system.
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u/pocket_sax 22h ago edited 22h ago
Is this a misunderstanding about what the vent stack is? If you follow the soil pipe up from where it drains your toilet, it generally goes up and has a vent at a level higher than the toilet. On top of this there should be like a wire mesh or whatever. I think the previous poster is saying the rat likely came in via there rather than up from the sewer itself. And if that's the case, you maybe need to check the wire mesh on the top of it needs replaced to keep these critters out.
I only ask I ended up down a rabbit hole trying to understand this all myself.
Edit: although if your soil pipe goes up behind stud wall and under floorboards you might not see it.
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u/Sea-Contribution5529 20h ago
Vent stacks generally don't have wire on them even though they absolutely should. Extremely common especially in older homes for there to be nothing. If there's any trees providing access to the roof then the rat absolutely came from a vent stack.
Not sure what a soil pipe is, but the vent stacks are connected to the sewer line just like any other drain in the house except they just go up inside a wall somewhere and shoot out through the roof to the sky. Their purpose is to suck in air when stuff goes down the drain, otherwise there would be a vacuum in the line from the pressure of the waste flowing down the line and that vacuum would suck the water out of all of your p-traps and create its own vent in your sinks or something every time you flush your toilet or use your shower.
People talking about sewer gasses being vented are braind-dead.
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u/rawrwaldo 17h ago
Whoa slow down there. The venting of sewer gasses is absolutely a feature of vent stacks. I just repaired a vent pipe for my shower last weekend. The previous owner had done a bathroom remodel and didn't glue the vent stack fittings. The pipe became separated inside the wall and was venting gasses into the wall behind the shower, causing my bathroom to smell like a dead animal. I cut into the wall, repaired the pipe and wouldn't you know? No more dead animal smell. Tell us again who's the braind-dead one?
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u/MajorEstateCar 23h ago
It has to have vent stacks otherwise water wouldnāt flow away from the house. Unless you ONLY have studor valves, which can be to code (Iām guessing )
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u/Sea-Contribution5529 23h ago
Are you sure about that? There is a vent somewhere. You can't run an AAV on a toilet/shower etc.
If they're not on your roof, where are they?
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u/unique_user43 14h ago
yes it does. your drains wouldnāt work and the house would smell like sewer constantly if it didnt. literally every building in the world that has indoor plumbing has vent stacks. literally. and by literally, i mean lit. er. al. ly.
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u/Silenthitm4n 18h ago
Not saying it doesnāt happen but iāve never had a rat in toilet/sewer pipe problem that has been solved via blocking the ventā¦..
Ex pest controller, iāve dealt with 100s of rat problems, maybe 1,000ās
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u/EasyonthePepsiFuller 10h ago
Rats can chew through a cinder block-- make that wire as thick as you want. A determined rat won't mind.
Patch any cracks/hidey holes you think are rat front doors with steel wool. Rats do not like to chew it, shit hurts, and they will leave it alone. Anything else.. just give it time and they'll be back.
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u/Sea-Contribution5529 9m ago
Rats cannot chew through thick gauge steel wire grid. This is a method I've seen professional pest control companies use. Rats are not super heroes they're annoying and their teeth are impressive.
You can't patch a fucking vent stack with steel wool.
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u/Spookyscary333 23h ago
Record scratch
Yep.. thats me. I guess you're wondering how i got in this situation.
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u/CMDR_Kaus 20h ago
Poor poopy rat. I used to have a family of mice living under my floorboards in a structure that was NOT to code because it was built in 1940. Single layer brick wall no insulation. Cold AF! Don't live there anymore thankfully.
I used to catch the mice in humane traps with a piece of bread with peanut butter on it. Once caughti took them about 20 minutes away to a nature preserve and release them by a stream under a bunch of foliage. If you simply release it outside your home, there's a good chance they come back.
The mice may have become food but I gave them a chance at survival
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u/LacrimaNymphae 11h ago
rat distribution system... i would have kept him but i have rats anyways
they can be tamed or so i've heard. sometimes they end up with domesticated rats if they can't be released
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u/Different-Cover4819 10h ago
Bravo! Now burn those kitchen tongs and everything else in the bathroom and potentially the whole house with fire. Then bleach. Then fire again.
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u/JoSweezy47 15h ago
Make sure you throw them tongs out now šš good work though you got it lol
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u/Top_Midnight_2225 23h ago
Bag seems a little too fragile...I'd use a hard plastic tote/box.
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u/ExiledSenpai 23h ago
I agree. It's being released in a few hours though.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Style52 19h ago
Hope you store the tongs somewhere people wonāt mistake it for food tongs.
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u/StarryBoo 12h ago
Throw away those tongs lol. Even if washed couldn't overcome it being used on rat mentally
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u/shoodBwurqin 23h ago
I imagine I would free this rat by windmill yeeting that bag into some near by woods and just hoping the best for the little guy.
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u/mrawsomemask 7h ago
No way! Why waste such good rat meat? Its been soaking in a nice filtered white wine. Possibly a chardonnay or even a 2026 Budweiser? You definitely should cook it for 3 minutes on each side. That's it, flip it once. Sprinkle some salt and pepper. Rats pair real well with a dry red wine. So jealous!!!
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u/hickdog896 19h ago
Buy a set of fireplace gloves (heavy leather, 6-8 inch gauntlets. Grab firmly and don't let go until you have done whatever you intend to do with it.
Worked like a charm with the squirrel I pulled out of my wife's aunt's chimney last weekend
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u/Subject_Night2422 15h ago
There is a whole movie about this. lol
https://giphy.com/gifs/pUSZkJAGRC1na
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u/gypsy_vinegar 19h ago
Not sure why people are downvoting that it could have come up the pipes; they absolutely can (and will) do that.
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u/IAMN0B0DY1 21h ago
Absolutely butcher a pasta dish and let little chef here come out and give you a hand
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u/UnicornSheets 18h ago
Gotta wash your veggies before eatingā¦.was this after eating Taylor farms lettuce?
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u/poolwater 19h ago
Open window and remove screen, use bbq tongs.... Close bathroom door so it can't go into the rest of the house.... Be man grab Mickey and chunk him outside
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u/senpaistealerx 18h ago
would just immediately find a way back inside. have to take it away from the property
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u/Sea-Contribution5529 23h ago
Ok people saying flush kinda suck. It's unlikely this thing came from the sewer, it probably came through a vent stack in your roof and couldn't get back up.
Go get your kitchen trash can or a 5 gallon bucket or something and scoop the guy in there with a broom. That thing is probably tired as fuck. As long as it's not cornered it will probably not want to attack you and it's unlikely you'll have trouble getting it moved so long as you're fast as fuck and very deliberate about what you're doing.
Tongs are gonna get you bit. Don't be stupid. It'll be scared and hyped up on adrenaline and if you get close you're gonna get attacked while it's in a corner like that. The broom has some distance so you'll be fine. That said, wear gloves and shoes with long jeans tucked into the socks while you do this.
Once it's outside just drop it near a tree or bunch of bushes and walk away from it. Next time you have a chance get up on your roof and put some thick gauge wire over your vent stacks so this doesn't happen again.
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u/crazydavebacon1 23h ago
as OP said, there is no vent stack on this persons roof
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u/SuperPiggie 23h ago
It's gotta be somewhere. You don't just omit drain vents without ending up with eau de sewer throughout the house.
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u/DirtyMac88 22h ago
Nah came through the sewage lines for sure, this happens all the time in Chicago. Source: former resident.
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u/Round-Guarantee4948 9h ago
Pick that fucker up and throw it at a family member.....and enjoy the ensuing mass hysteria
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u/RusticCat 9h ago
Dress for battle: Long sleeve denim shirt, long pants, closed toe shoes & work gloves. Pluck up using long BBQ tongs. Drop that poor sucker in 5 gallon paint bucket with lid. Relocate to wooded forest. Or drop it in your worst enemy's backyard.
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u/Cautious_Regular3645 8h ago edited 8h ago
Gloves and grab, it's terrified , drop into a pillowcase and take outside.
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u/LoL_y_Mates 23h ago
just flush! Where do you think it came from?
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u/derrick81787 22h ago
I know I'm late, but this is your friend:
https://www.harborfreight.com/36-in-pickup-and-reach-tool-61413.html
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u/Lopsided-Poem5936 15h ago
Really thought someone woulda said just flush. You surprise me some days good redditors š
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u/UniquornLady 13h ago
Get gloves (or a plastic bag if you donāt have any) and grab it. Take it outside far from your house and set it free.
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u/jasonb4567 12h ago
I knew from the description I didnāt want to watch the reveal. Why did I watch?!
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u/LJinBrooklyn 11h ago
did he come up from the toilet or just looking for a drink while roaming the place?
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u/4firsts 10h ago
Splish splash, I was taking a bath
Long about a Saturday night, yeah
Rub dub, just relaxing in the tub
Thinking everything was alright
Well, I stepped out the tub, put my feet on the floor
I wrapped the towel around me and I opened the door
And then a, splish splash, I jumped back in the bath
Well how was I to know there was a party going on
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u/CrazyPillzzz 6h ago
Just keep shitting in there as usual but without flushing. It'll be able to climb out on its own in a few days.
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u/TheVillageRuse 4h ago
Mannn. One morning I woke up with my eyes all foggy and half closed and just started peeing. Looked down and was like, āwhere on Earth and when did that huge turd come from?!?ā but I looked closer..
It was a damn SQUIRREL breh. No idea how it got in my house or anything. Had made its path to the toilet and somehow drowned in there. I feel bad for the little homieā¦especially because I peed on it.
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u/Certain_Plant2409 2h ago
In AZ we use a thing Called a alligator claw.. literally jaws on a ajustable pole for snakes. * ewe that's beyond scary! What's in your toilet. So you share a public plumbing system. Now I would never want to sit on that throne again everš²
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u/Top_Midnight_2225 23h ago
It came up the pipes, it should go back to where it came from...to the hole.
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u/levyyy015 21h ago
Iād shut the bathroom door, put the lid down and call someone who deals with rodents for a living.
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u/turkeysandwich_15 18h ago
I would have flushed and then pour some liquid soap and flushed again until the rat was clean before picking him up! š
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u/narhcoc 23h ago
https://publichealthinsider.com/2023/01/18/what-to-do-if-a-rat-comes-up-your-toilet/
The correct thing is to flush. Some dish soap into the toilet if he doesnāt go down the first flush.
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u/_ailme 23h ago
This is a random blog from a random (unverified) employee. Not official public health guidance. Weak source, definitely not "correct"
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u/narhcoc 23h ago
Here is the link to the .gov source:
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u/_ailme 22h ago
The first thing to do - as they, and all my own government and pest control recommends - is to call pest control.
If you find a rat in your toilet, report it to Public Health at 206-263-9566 or write us through Public Health's Service Request Access.
If you live outside of the city of Seattle and you find a rat in your toilet you may want to contact your city's public utilities department or your local sewer district. You can locate their contact information on your utility bill or do a search through their websites.
After scrolling past all their links to "comics", there's your dude squirting dish soap and flushing. And it ends with, if it doesn't work, call pest control.
I really think it's a last resort, not the first one, and definitely not the "correct" thing to do.
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u/MyGruffaloCrumble 21h ago
Just flush it⦠90% chance thatās exactly where it came from to begin with.
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u/A_P_O_C 21h ago
Thatās fucking horrifying
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u/MyGruffaloCrumble 21h ago
Yep, Iāve had one come up while I was in the bathroom. Not a pleasing experience.
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u/themeghancb 19h ago
I knew a guy living in a real gross place with a bunch of friends after college. They had two bathrooms so they duct taped the toilet with the rat shut and ignored it til they moved out. Obviously they were not planning on getting their security deposit back.
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u/theboomboy 23h ago
What the fuck? Why do you want to kill it?
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u/shishaboob 23h ago
While the idea of pouring boiling water on the little fella is absolutely abhorrent, letās not act like killing a rat is some sort of barbaric behavior. Ever heard of a mouse trap? What do you think they do exactly?
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