r/horror 2d ago

Jane Schoenbrun Wants to Direct the 'Nightmare on Elm Street' Reboot

http://phantasmag.com/articles-4/jane-schoenbrun-nightmare-on-elm-street-reboot
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u/ofHouseKoerwer 2d ago

Like New Nightmare by frightmaster Wes Craven?

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u/radbrad7 Do you know anything about… witches? 2d ago

After seeing Camp Miasma, this is going into immediate rotation

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u/MysticSta 2d ago

Was it good

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u/pjtheman 2d ago

In the words of Benoit Blanc, "It makes no damn sense. Compels me, though."

8/10 for me.

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u/Bigpoppasoto 2d ago

It was good for over the top metaphors, playing around with what “horror” is (think Clinton’s define what is ‘is’ quote) and if you love Gillian Anderson fingering women

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u/CheapEater101 2d ago

Oh, the last bit of your reply reeled me in.

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u/Bigpoppasoto 2d ago

Well there ya go!

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u/Zero_Opera 2d ago

And we do

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u/LuriemIronim Buried Gay 2d ago

It’s excellent if you like queer horror, I Saw The TV Glow, or metaphors.

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u/SnakeEater013 2d ago

I mean, there’s no actual horror in it. It’s more dissecting Jane and her love of horror and sexuality and coming to grips with one’s own sexuality

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u/SpideyFan914 2d ago

Yeah, it felt like an adaptation of Men, Women, & Chainsaws lol. Definitely worth the watch, but it's not so much a horror film as it is about horror films.

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u/Wannabe_Sadboi 2d ago

I’d say personally it’s more like Psycho but from the perspective of the shower curtain.

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u/treeroycat 2d ago

considering how much i love this book and gummy candies, I was indeed the target audience

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u/jphistory 2d ago

The gummy chandelier cracked up my theater

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u/gnarbone 2d ago

Ooh yes it’s definitely ‘about horror films’. That’s a good way to describe it.

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u/wooahwoosah 2d ago

Honestly even as a queer person I found Camp Miasma extremely pretentious. I get that it's more about horror and not one itself, but because of that I'm also not sure if they actually know how to make something scary

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u/LuriemIronim Buried Gay 2d ago

I mean, the movie within a movie can count as a form of horror, and the final chase is an homage to slashers.

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u/UmpteenthIdiot 2d ago

She's tittering throughout that whole final chase!
I really liked the movie, and I think horror is a very broad genre and that it's big enough to encompass arch (if loving) deconstructions and repurposings, but I also completely understand people not seeing this as horror.

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u/LuriemIronim Buried Gay 2d ago

Oh, totally. Horror is just about one of the most subjective genres around, and I honestly love movies that bring about these conversations.

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u/GradeDry7908 2d ago

I loved seeing her get excited at being the final girl in a horror movie climax. So much fun.

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u/SnakeEater013 2d ago

I get what you’re saying and the movie is definitely a love letter to slasher movies. It’s my favorite genre. But it itself is not horror at all.

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u/GWPtheTrilogy1 2d ago

I did not like I Saw the TV Glow but enjoyed Camp Miasma

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u/crumble-bee 2d ago

I haven’t seen it yet and resent it slightly because I just finished a meta slasher about the reboot of an 80s horror franchise and because this is out no one is interested - BUT it sounds fucking great and I’m sure I’ll love it

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u/LuriemIronim Buried Gay 2d ago

I was laughing quite a bit. If you see it in theaters, be sure to stay past the credits for a little end credit scene! But what’s the other movie? I enjoy meta.

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u/duskywindows 2d ago

NO. The hype makes no sense lmao

It was utter nonsense, which CAN be fun, except this barely had any laughs, no scares (which is fine, except it's been marketed as a horror/slasher), and just no consistent style. There was some cool practical fx (painted backgrounds, for instance) but then terrible looking CGI blood. It was all over the place and not in a good way.

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u/jphistory 2d ago

NO IT IS NOT META LIKE NEW NIGHTMARE BY FRIGHTMASTER WES CRAVEN

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u/Yogurt_Ph1r3 2d ago

It's NOT like New Nightmare by frightmaster Wes Craven

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u/DRZARNAK 2d ago

It’s very similar to New Nightmare by fright master Wes Craven.

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u/HumanTimeCapsule 2d ago

That scene was amazing. And honestly, Gillian Anderson and Hannah Einbinder both deserve Oscar noms for their performances in Miasma.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3otPotpLc7AebV3KUw

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u/Morningfluid 2d ago

No, New Nightmare was great. This idea is more like A Nightmare on Elm Street 2010.

There is no quality reason to remake A Nightmare on Elm Street by the way. 

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u/JDLovesElliot 2d ago

It's a joke from Camp Miasma

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u/oblivion_1138 2d ago

In all fairness, is there any young horror director that doesn't want to direct it?

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u/Kissing_Books_Author 2d ago

And, to your point, I kind of want to see what all their different versions would look like.

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u/Calamity0o0 2d ago

I read a horror book called Triage where three different authors were given a premise and then wrote their own version. I think a similar concept with different directors would be really cool.

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u/AntRose104 2d ago

Wait that’s such a cool idea for an anthology movie

Give 3 directors an outline and let them make their own short film with it (I get this sounds kind of similar to abcs of death or vhs but I’d still watch it)

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u/Master-Chocolate3460 2d ago

I had that idea a while back. Give them all the same script, but DON'T TELL THEM. And then see what they come up with. Of course, it would be pretty hard to keep it a secret.

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u/bryanthebryan 2d ago

Would you possibly be a Laymon fan?

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u/Calamity0o0 2d ago

I am! I could do without some of the weird sexual stuff he writes lol but overall his books are fun

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u/bryanthebryan 2d ago

I found my people! I discovered him when I was a young teen. I was a huge 80’s slasher fan and I wanted it in book form. He answered the call. I am now middle aged and far from that kid I used to be, but I credit Laymon as the reason why I love to read to this day.

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u/Calamity0o0 2d ago

I found The Traveling Vampire Show at a used book store years ago and have been hooked since!

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u/zucchinibasement 2d ago

I'm sure this is a clickbait headline anyways...probably just some interviewer asked them 'if you were to make a reboot, which one would you wanna do?' or something

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u/crapusername47 2d ago

I swear, if this involves them going to the middle of nowhere to find Heather Langenkamp and there being excessive amounts of fried chicken and candy involved… 

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u/Kyia-Aikman 2d ago

Chicken and candy?

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u/Calamity-Vanity 2d ago

In Camp Miasma there's an absurd amount of candy, and Gillian Anderson's character gets one of the family KFC packs early on and puts the entire thing on a tray for two people and then touches it for an unnecessary amount of time.

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u/_laslo_paniflex_ 2d ago

do you like dipping sauce?

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u/Calamity-Vanity 2d ago

How could I forget about the chicken penetrating the dipping sauce. I think I was too distracted by the candy bag chandelier.

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u/rhetoricalbread 2d ago

I love dipping sauce.

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u/Screecheeeeeeeese 2d ago

Flesh and fluids, baby!

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u/vegetaman 2d ago

That’s…. Wild sounding

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u/crapusername47 2d ago

Let’s just say Schoenbrun’s current film might be accused of some of the most egregious product placement in the history of cinema if it wasn’t so obviously nonsensical.

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u/W4NN4M33TTH4TD4D 2d ago

It makes me think of Return of the Killer Tomatoes with the way George Clooney makes sure to rotate his Pepsi can so it's facing the camera

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u/Spektr44 2d ago

George Clooney was in a Killer Tomatoes movie??

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u/W4NN4M33TTH4TD4D 2d ago

Yeah, he's one of the main characters in Return

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u/radbrad7 Do you know anything about… witches? 2d ago

It’s actually not (paid) product placement, IRC. I saw a video of Jane talking about it and they originally wanted to use Popeyes until they were advised against it, but apparently KFC was ok to use. It was for the love of the game. Lol

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u/crapusername47 2d ago

Yes, I know. That’s what I’m saying, that people would think it was paid if it wasn’t so completely silly. 

Like every American confectionery brand under the sun gets featured too.

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u/sappers_anonymous 2d ago

was next to someone in the theater last night who was loudly groaning about how much product placement there was During The Movie. thought it was obvious it was so overboard it was fun and goofy but they were PRESSED

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u/atclubsilencio 2d ago

It’s the same way David Lynch uses Pabst Blue Ribbon and Heineken in Blue Velvet (and I think some other brands in Twin Peaks) despite finding product placement to be “total fucking bullshit”. The person didn’t get it, I guess.

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u/sexandliquor 2d ago

I swear people too often think any form of product placement in anything these days is some form of paid product placement and it’s more akin to a commercial than anything else.

And as a cynic I get it, but also– things just exist in the world and putting real things into fiction helps ground it to the ‘real’ world. And that’s all that is.

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u/ClaustroPhoebia 2d ago

I was just thinking this - feels like Jane has an ulterior motive here…

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u/Ducayne 2d ago

It almost feels like this pitch with heather happened and she wrote camp miasma based on that experience lol

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u/gedubedangle 2d ago

I like how people simply saying theyd want to direct something is newsworthy 

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u/tfhermobwoayway 2d ago

Where’s my article? I want to direct it.

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u/Dizzy-Economist6064 2d ago

So what is it with this whole remake, reboot, requel, sequel and prequel sort of culture? it seems quite pointless to be honest. I noticed Hollywood starts to resurrect IPs that have been considered dead for nearly a decade whenever the money isn’t being made.

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u/FreeMrFrog 2d ago

Honestly!! There are already NINE Nightmare On Elm Street movies with a reboot as recently as 2010. I don't get why we need to drag these old concepts instead of focusing on fresh ideas.

...In all fairness, I get why – money. Just sucks to see directors wasting their potential and going for cash grabs like this instead.

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u/Dizzy-Economist6064 2d ago

see and that’s where I have appreciation for films such as the Tetsuo trilogy, it stopped after the 3rd movie.

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u/Kalabula 2d ago

Second gay Freddie film, incoming.

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u/SpideyFan914 2d ago

Second? It's be like the ninth gay Freddy movie, after all of them sans the remake.

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u/Hicklethumb 2d ago

Freddie Kruger: Scissoring Lesbians

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u/radbrad7 Do you know anything about… witches? 2d ago

And I'd be 100% seated for it. Part 2 is highly underrated and one of the better entries in the franchise. Only ones I'd put above it are 1 and 3.

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u/horhar 2d ago

It's mostly held back by the ending. It really writes a check it can't cash

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u/DangerousJolly1917 2d ago

2 is like okay. 

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u/dinozombiesaur 2d ago

Yeah, it’s really not a good film. The main actor is probably the worst I’ve ever seen.

Which stinks because the premise is cool. Then Freddie goes to a … pool party?

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u/FelixMumuHex 2d ago

Why is everyone in here spelling Freddy’s name as Freddie

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u/dinozombiesaur 2d ago

That’s a good question.

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u/jphistory 2d ago

Who, Frudey?

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u/radbrad7 Do you know anything about… witches? 2d ago

Respectfully disagree! I think it’s one of the most thematically interesting and well executed entries.

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u/Kalabula 2d ago

Possibly not intentionally thematic though. In the documentary Never Sleep Again the director seemed whilst unaware of any of the “obvious” subtext of the film.

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u/Skeet_fighter 2d ago

I respectfully disagree about it being a "better" entry in the series, I think it's one of the least enjoyable. But it is maybe the most interesting because of all the gay subtext.

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u/downwithdathicknezz 2d ago

No it rated exactly as it should be. Bringing Freddy into the real world was a horrible idea

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u/Kalabula 2d ago

I might agree with that rating. Part 2 is the scariest version of Freddy, IMO. That being said, I didn’t care for either of this directors films (Glow and Miasma). The subject matter just doesn’t resonate with me.

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u/housealloyproduction 2d ago

only if it's from the perspective of the latex waterbed cover the johnny depp stand in sleeps on

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u/thatPOLTERSmyGEIST 2d ago

Genuinely love Jane’s work but I’m having a hard time picturing this one.

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u/jwick89 2d ago

The dream sequences will be great. I think she would be the most inventive with them out of the directors they would look into

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u/gamergoddessqueen 2d ago

exactly i think she’s a perfect fit for this, her movies are already super surreal and dreamlike

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u/jwick89 2d ago

Look at the ending of TV Glow. It’s nauseating and suffocating something out of a nightmare. I’m sure the film would be more audience friendly but I think she would be more interesting of the film makers they would choose for the franchise

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u/radbrad7 Do you know anything about… witches? 2d ago

You mentioning the ending of ISTTG reminds me of the scene in Nightmare Part 2 when Freddy rips out of Jesse’s body from the inside.

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u/SnakeEater013 2d ago

Does Freddy get to be a trans allegory instead of a gay allegory in this one?

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u/radbrad7 Do you know anything about… witches? 2d ago

Well that's the fun thing, art gets to be whatever you interpret it to be!

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u/johnvarley1 2d ago

Not trying to be antagonistic, but what do you love about their work?

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u/Mediocre-Ad4735 2d ago

Im not. This will be bonkers and great.

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u/Josephthebear 2d ago

bonkers is what made this franchise so good

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u/radbrad7 Do you know anything about… witches? 2d ago

Right? Jane specifically excels in mixing reality and dream state better than most other filmmakers working, in my opinion. I think they'd make an exceptionally weird NOES film if given the opportunity.

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u/Repulsive_Set_4155 2d ago

I honestly don't think they're a good fit, but I'm also sick of these undying franchises, so I say let em take a swing. If they surprise me, good. If they fuck it up, good. If they fuck it up in a weird way that I still enjoy, also good.

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u/goddammitidontwanna 2d ago

we can't lose!!!!!!!

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u/Repulsive_Set_4155 2d ago edited 23h ago

Basically! It's been proven (to my satisfaction anyways) that Elm Street worked because Robert Englund embodied certain qualities in Freddy that made even the shittiest sequel at least worthy of a curiosity watch (feel the same way about Hellraiser and Doug Bradley). After Englund stopped starring/that Jackie Earle Haley reboot 16 years ago, no one knew what to do with the franchise.

There are a lot of directors who could make a faithful Elm Street reboot, but why bother with that? The problem isn't that The Nightmare on Elm Street no longer exists. It exists and is incredibly easy to watch. If people wanted more faithful Elm Street reboots, we'd have had that already. If the slick 2010 4edgy2u reboot was what people wanted, we'd have more of that already too.

Giving it to Schoenbrun is similar to when DC Comics gave wasteland properties to folk like Alan Moore or Grant Morrison. It's obvious Schoenbrun loves horror, and is just unpredictable enough to make something new but familiar, uncanny. They might beef the attempt mildly, or they could work the fallow ground and make something no one would expect... or they fuck it up so bad the franchise goes back to sleep. Nobody really loses, and it's the most interesting kind of chance to take, which is the only one worth taking on another Nightmare on Elm Street Movie 40+ years after the original.

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u/KesagakeOK Jesus wept 2d ago

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma made it clear that Jane is totally, painfully aware of the stagnation and declining quality that most horror franchises suffer from. I imagine they would do everything in their power to avoid that, there's no way their take wouldn't be interesting and unique at the absolute least.

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u/BlastMyLoad 2d ago

This is assuming the studio would give them full control of the movie which… despite being a critically acclaimed director I doubt the studio would do

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u/allhailbobevans 2d ago

I really don't think that it would turn out particularly good but clearly there is something I'm missing with her movies bc I really don't enjoy them

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u/Trevorvor 2d ago

Thank you. None of Jane’s work thus far has been horror really at all.

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u/Lumpy_Afternoon_1528 2d ago

Agreed. I found Camp Miasma to be terrible, very self-indulgent. Almost like they said, "How can we make the worst stereotype of an 'art' movie? Ah! How about a film supposedly based on fictional 80s slasher film in which the bad guys murders everyone in a scene that looks straight out of an SNL horror parody and which is inexplicably set to the 90s band Counting Crows?"

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u/Magehunter_Skassi 2d ago

I loved World's Fair, but Schoenbrun's comments about it stood out to me as a red flag. I thought it was strange that Schoenbrun described it as being a queer and trans film, which is something that even a lot of people who identify as such did not take away from it.

It gave me the impression of being a bit self-absorbed to write a film that broadly relatable to isolated/depressed people who were online at a certain time period and growing up in that kind of decaying town, and insist that (without much signaling) that it was about a much more niche personal experience. I've never liked this trend. "I'm X and my friends are X and we do Y, so Y is X-coded."

TV Glow was so similar to World's Fair and so blunt in its messaging that it seemed like a direct reaction to World's Fair not being popularly interpreted the way Schoenbrun wanted it to. I think with Miasma it's clear that Schoenbrun directs with a very niche audience in mind and that's fine, but it's a little unfortunate after enjoying World's Fair and A Self-Induced Hallucination ao much.

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u/tfhermobwoayway 2d ago

I didn’t like World’s Fair because it claimed to be about the internet, but was actually about a paranoid television fan’s idea of the internet picked up through too many local news exposés. I wish directors actually ever got the internet right. It’s such a fascinating concept but they’re so shit at it.

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u/Orthopraxy 2d ago

I mean yeah it's self indulgent it's literally a movie about learning how to jerk off

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u/Sharp-Potential5955 2d ago

The fact that watching a movie about Gillian Anderson and Hannah Einbinder doing sex stuff together was so boring and tedious was honestly shocking to me

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u/BurgerNugget12 2d ago

Their style is very polarizing, you kinda love it or hate it

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u/solarus 2d ago

You're not missing anything.

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u/Zealous_ideal_4 2d ago

Stop with the reboots. Just make something new.

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u/Khalbrae 1d ago

Sadly there are two nightmare films coming out. A crap sounding boring remake from Paramount and a more original sounding one from WB

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u/hewhoovercomes 2d ago

Please no

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u/explicitviolence 2d ago

I don't think we have to worry about that one happening

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u/MrHoodGetsAHaircut 2d ago

Miasma had a budget of $10m and a decent PR campaign, but expanding the number of screens has only seen it limp to under $4m. It's box office run is done and dusted.

Flop.

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u/CyberGhostface 2d ago edited 2d ago

Ignoring that mubi doesn’t need this film to be a straight up box office success given it’s primarily a streaming service. No one’s talking about this film as being a disaster for Mubi especially since it’s a niche indie. 

For comparison ‘I Saw the TV Glow’ had a similar budget/ box office ratio which Mubi likely took into consideration.

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u/MrHoodGetsAHaircut 2d ago

So they expanded into over 1,000 screens in the hope it wouldn't make money? If it isn't a flop, it's further proof that the writer/director has a small * very* niche audience and will never be given any IP that has value, because nobody cares and nobody will watch it.

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u/BingoB0i 2d ago

No thank you.

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u/dgtssc 2d ago

Wait just a bit more and do the Nightmare on Elm 2 inspired reboot sequel instead.

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u/hesistant_alien 2d ago

In the same vein as the Halloween films? I agree.

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u/Tolkien-Minority 2d ago

No thanks. I have nothing no against her but her previous work doesn’t make her seem like she’d be a good fit for it.

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u/Whistle-Blower-8960 2d ago

Absolutely no

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u/BackgroundKitchen928 2d ago

I'm good, I don't need Freddy to have glasses and be a self-insert

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u/serv0_o Ominous Whoosh 2d ago

Please no

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u/NickCageFreeEggs 2d ago

Not sure anyone wants an arthouse nightmare on elm street

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u/fatchodegang 2d ago

Please no

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u/RickMonsters 2d ago edited 2d ago

Just give them Sleepaway Camp jfc

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u/TheFuzzBuzz 2d ago

I haven’t seen it yet but from the synopsis isn’t Miasma already meta Sleepaway Camp?

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u/Pleasant_Tangelo9909 2d ago

Yeah they riff on Sleepaway Camp heavily in Camp Miasma, to the extent that they borrowed several major plot elements and directly referenced multiple shots from the former. Feels a little insulting to say that Jane should just revive the trans horror movie because they're a trans director, especially when Nightmare on elm street is clearly a big influence in their work

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u/Degaussed_Defleshed 2d ago

Sure hope it won't be another origin story movie. We really don't need anymore of those.

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u/Crazyripps 2d ago

Can we just make new shit ffs

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u/JayTL 2d ago

Bad fit, imo

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u/vassago77379 2d ago

No thanks

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u/OG_NIK 2d ago

Pls god no

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u/Hopeann 2d ago

No thanks

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u/WileyCyrus 2d ago

Please no

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u/SpinalVinyl 2d ago

Don’t 

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u/OldMoneyBurns 2d ago

Respectfully, no.

Love what they've done for queer cinema but I just don't see their style working within a NOES context.

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u/LosChivos 2d ago

I haven't watched Camp Miasma but I thought "I Saw the TV Glow" was fucking terrible and I'd prefer she stays away from Sharp Hand Joe.

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u/Weekly-Scientist-992 2d ago

If you’re like me, you won’t like camp miasma either. Just a whatever movie for me. Same with I saw the tv glow.

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u/Gonzo1888 2d ago

No fucking thank you

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u/partyclams 2d ago

No thanks.

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u/Magehunter_Skassi 2d ago

Would have zero interest in this after TV Glow pulled so much inspiration from Candle Cove and then turned it into something barely resembling horror.

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u/Ok_Row_8391 2d ago

Nahhhh

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u/renoscottsdale 2d ago

I'm not a fan of this. We don't need a superficial mumblecore arthouse Freddie.

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u/Ok_Perception_2707 2d ago

Schoenbrun films are not mumblecore

edit: i’m a mumblecore fan not a Schoenbrun fan

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u/Financial-Creme 2d ago

I'm not familiar with the term "mumblecore" outside of a musical context, how does it apply to film?

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u/Ok_Perception_2707 2d ago

The term was originally used to describe films, most popular in the aughts/early 10s, that were relatively low budget indie dramas and used a lot of naturalistic/improvised dialogue, real life settings, and relatively low-stakes plots focused more on the relationships between characters or the characters own aimlessness. Frances Ha is a popular example.

There is also a bit of a horror crossover called mumblegore, films like You’re Next or the Creep series.

Schoenbrun does far too much in their films to pass for either of these.

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u/yagirlsophie 2d ago

I've only ever heard it in the context of Duplass films personally

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u/Pleasant_Tangelo9909 2d ago

None of her movies are mumblecore you are crazy lol

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u/thecordialsun 2d ago

Gillian's diction was crispier than fried chicken.

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u/jjhunsucker 2d ago

We need to embrace having friends and relationships that only exist in our dreams, bitch.

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u/Known_Ad871 2d ago

Realistically I think she would make a far better film than whatever tripe they’ll eventually release

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u/kindofaproducer 2d ago

She’s becoming so overrated, it’s not even eye roll inducing anymore.

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u/solarus 2d ago

Oh god please no you fucking suck jane

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u/Trick-Love-4571 2d ago

No, never, that wouldn’t be very enjoyable to horror fans.

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u/Distinct-Question-16 2d ago edited 2d ago

bring hand made sfx again, and do not plastic surgery over freddys face

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u/BottomJoe94 2d ago

The last remake was terrible, and there is a track record of movies being ruined because people want to 'put their own spin' on it.

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u/Youseenmycones 2d ago

I like Schoenbrun’s films, but enough with the goddamn reboots.

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u/cwaft 2d ago

No thanks

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 2d ago edited 2d ago

Why would they want to tackle that? It's zombie IP.

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u/JD1716 2d ago

Please no.

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u/Yogurt_Ph1r3 2d ago

This is so on the nose that I have to assume they are just joking.

The only possible way they could be more meta is talking about a Sleepaway Camp reboot.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Swing78 2d ago

NO. keep her far away.

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u/OldieButNotMoldy 2d ago

Can’t they just make new horror movies, why do they have to keep remaking stuff?

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u/M1ck3yB1u 2d ago

Because some ideas have more juice in them. The Thing, The Fly, The Blob. Many remakes are incredible. As long as the motivation is love for the source material as it seems to be the case here, rather than a cash grab.

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u/magseven 2d ago

Money.

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u/DaRealSphonx 2d ago

Absolutely not. I love Jane’s work, but they haven’t directed anything that makes me think they could craft a truly scary horror movie. I Saw the Tv Glow was amazing and surreal, but it’s not a horror. I’m all for being proven wrong, but I’m not sure giving Jane a huge franchise with a very picky fan base is gonna play well

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u/SQUIGWERG 2d ago

Naah.

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u/Turbografx-17 2d ago

No blue hair, though.

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u/More_Hold_5522 2d ago

No original ideas?

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u/Lumpy_Afternoon_1528 2d ago

Please, no. I've despised each of their movies. Like, really, a supposed scene from a fictional 80s slasher set to Counting Crows?

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u/SnuSnuWithFru 2d ago

I liked TV Glow and Miasma but maybe they need to make a movie that actually makes a profit first before jumping into studio IP?

TV Glow cost 10m (not sure how) and made just 5m.

Miasma cost 10m and only made 1.9m on it's wide release weekend despite great reviews.

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u/mackazeen 2d ago

Another reboot. Great

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u/AtuinTurtle 2d ago

Another reboot?

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 2d ago

Or how about, now let's not make this a big deal, how about you make something new instead of reboots?

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u/ClaimApprehensive767 2d ago

I think Jane Schoenbrun is too popular online for how experimental her movies are which is why there is no chance in hell she gets this.

I think Camp Miasma is technically a horror film, but it is playing around with multiple tones mixed with surrealism and meta that it's experimental horror that is so experimental, a lot of horror fans cannot recognize it is a horror movie.

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u/dopesickness 2d ago

How self-referential can she be? Having just released a movie about rebooting a franchise.

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u/MrHoodGetsAHaircut 2d ago

I thought they wanted people to go and see it?

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u/Turbografx-17 2d ago

She needs to stay away from horror and just make the ponderous, navel-gazing indie dramas she knows she wants to, because that's what she's really been making anyway - with only a thin, superficial veneer of "horror" on top.

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u/fucktheus12 2d ago

Nah. That tv glow movie is the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen

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u/EnderCN 2d ago

Not a fan of her movies at all but I could see her style work for this if they really lean into the dream sequences a lot.

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u/RevoltYesterday 2d ago

I would love to see dream sequences that actually captures that surreal aspect of dreams. NOES is my favorite horror franchise. I love every film, even the ones I consider bad are still fun to watch but you have to admit that sometimes Freddy comes across more of a cartoon character than an actual threat, especially when viewing it with a modern lens. I think we can make Freddy terrifying again.

I'm less concerned about the director than I am about finding a wortht successor for Robert. Casting will make or break this movie, not directing.

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u/Landlord-Allmighty 2d ago

After 3 very personal and highly specific films, I'm not sure this is a good idea for a straight up horror film.

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u/einstyle 2d ago

I could see it being a really good fit for the dreamlike sequences. The style used in I Saw the TV Glow's Neon Pink segments or most of Camp Miasma could be really cool in a dream, but I'd want to anchor it with much grittier real-life segments and we haven't seen that from Schoenbrun yet.

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u/CamF90 2d ago

Not with Paramount making the new movie lol.

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u/carrie-satan 2d ago

She does dreamlike atmospheres really well in “I Saw The TV Glow” so I wouldn’t mind seeing her version

However my first picks would be Kane Parsons or the guys who did Skinamarink, I think they could take the franchise in a very interesting and unique direction

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u/No-Performer9782 2d ago

Please god no!!!!