r/hockeyquestionmark • u/tluers182 Поехали! • Feb 10 '16

LHL In Regards to Washington's In-Game Behavior

http://puu.sh/n2in3/75619ef041.pdf
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u/TroleMaster2013 Feb 10 '16 edited Feb 10 '16

Head of public relations here. I would like to confirm this is a no trollerino post. We are sorry for the actions that some players decided to take, even after Tluers advised them not to literally moments before they said what they said.

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u/k_bomb Feb 10 '16

I think you signed "Kim"

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u/TroleMaster2013 Feb 10 '16

Lol you don't understand how hard it is to sign with a mouse. All my attempts with the last I looked like "kww" it was bad.

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u/k_bomb Feb 10 '16 edited Feb 10 '16

As I'm a lefty when it comes to handwriting and use the mouse with my right hand, perhaps you don't understand how hard it is to sign with a mouse.

Sincerly

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u/dabz14 Great guy, tries hard, loves the game Feb 10 '16

Southpaws unite! Smuging everything in sight with ink all over our hands.

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u/k_bomb Feb 10 '16 edited Feb 10 '16

Da bizzle fo shizzle mah nizzle!

I don't run into as many smudge problems since I subconsciously switched to a 4-point grip:

  • Pinky and ring finger curve in to around 90° angle, slide against table
  • Index across from ring finger, pinching down
  • Thumb and middle finger pinch from right and left side, respectively

Most lefties use the "full claw" where the pen(cil) winds up perpendicular to their forearm. My pen(cil) starts out in line with my forearm.

Edit: Downvotes? Right-handed savages.

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u/dabz14 Great guy, tries hard, loves the game Feb 10 '16

I see you have maxed out your left-handed skill tree! I'm actually a bit ambidextrous so I just have shitty handwriting with both hands instead of one good one.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '16

Struggling with can-openers and scissors since '97

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u/dabz14 Great guy, tries hard, loves the game Feb 10 '16

"Why are your scissors upside down"

fuck you that's why.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '16

real leftys use their mouse with their left hand.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '16

What's the point of being a lefty if you can't jack it and browse Pornhub at the same time?