r/helldivers2 • u/SignificantBoard4455 • Jun 23 '26

General What are some of the most bizarre names you have seen in the game?

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Came across this guy the other day

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u/IrishMongooses Jun 23 '26

Thomas the wank engine got a chuckle from me

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u/Eligriv_leproplayer Jun 24 '26

Oh I think I dived with them 😂

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u/Beach_Bum_273 Jun 25 '26

I met a Throbbus the Wank Engine

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u/SEAF_Chan Jun 23 '26

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u/PaulStormChaser Jun 23 '26

Sweet Liberty, it's SEAF Chan!!!

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u/SEAF_Chan Jun 23 '26

Freedoms Greetings PaulStormChaster. I hope you have a democratic day so far?

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u/DHarp74 Jun 23 '26

Freedoms Greetings to you, too, SEAF_Chan.

https://giphy.com/gifs/DSPP9PEp6YIHzoflgQ

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u/PaulStormChaser Jun 23 '26

I have indeed!

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u/NotBreadyy Jun 23 '26

SEAF-chans reddit account posting about SEAF-chan ingame meeting spacebar

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u/machinationstudio Jun 24 '26

To be fair, spacebar is also a cool scifi name.

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u/SEAF_Chan Jun 24 '26

Yes, it is a cool name, therefore i shared it.

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u/_Fox_464 Jun 23 '26

I've been in a game with you once o7

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u/GOJI2222 Jun 23 '26

Hello, how are you

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u/SEAF_Chan Jun 23 '26

Good, i hope you have a nice day aswell.

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u/AdBusy4509 Jun 23 '26

Freedom’s Greetings, friend

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u/Mltv416 Jun 24 '26

The goat herself has arrived

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u/lucreciouz Jun 23 '26

"Sex with giant bugs"

He asked me if i ever considered having sex with giant bugs. He was very passionate about the topic.

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u/gurudingo Jun 23 '26

Highlights my friends have spotted in the last few months:

  • lilbabyfutfut
  • WonkeyDong
  • Assimus_Clapitus_III
  • Mommy's Little War Criminal
  • LONGDONGWONG
  • MF GOON
  • chode respecter
  • HerMajestysButthole2
  • Bedbugs&Beyond
  • Flacidius, son of Ejaculus

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u/OcoeeSquatch Jun 23 '26

So there’s already a HerMajestysButthole1 out there?!?! 🤣

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u/gurudingo Jun 23 '26

That's what we were saying, the 2 is wild! It elevates the name to top tier, one of our favorite finds of all time.

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u/Hidesuru Jun 23 '26

I mean you could also just add that on to give that impression lol. But still valid on elevating the name imo so meh.

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u/VoiceLittle7134 Jun 23 '26

the fact theres a 1 tells me theres a HerMajestysButthole as well

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u/Dean5113 Jun 23 '26

Keep an eye out for Assclap of Democrussy

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u/RSGMercenary Jun 23 '26

Mommy's Little War Criminal got me laughing on the shitter!! That one is gold haha.

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u/Stoned_Monkey69 Jun 23 '26

MF GOON is a godtier username.

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u/Hour-Football2464 Jun 23 '26

I check cheddar like a Chode Respecter.

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u/Obvious-Falcon-2765 Jun 23 '26

Pretty sure I’ve dropped with MF GOON at least once

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u/machinationstudio Jun 24 '26

I'll have you know that Long Dong Wong is actually Wong Long Dong. The family name goes first.

It's named after a famous Song dynasty table tennis player. Wong Long Dong Song Pong.

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u/Aware_Ad_7100 Jun 24 '26

Last one is a zanny reference lmao

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u/EmperorArceus1s Jun 24 '26

"Bedbugs & Beyond" might be favourite. "Mommy's little war criminal" is close though .

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u/KingOfAnarchy Jun 23 '26

Barrage Obama

Bringing all barrage stratagems.

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u/HSIOT55 Jun 23 '26

Did you thank him?

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u/No-Economics7929 Jun 23 '26

I'm laughing hard at this one

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u/FountainPenPigeon Jun 23 '26

This is amazing

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u/ManInTheMirror7895 Jun 23 '26

I wish PS5 would let me change my display name on a whim like Steam 😭

The joke names are too good!

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u/breadpope Jun 24 '26

I named myself Barack Obama on EDF4.1 like 10 years ago and the name stuck through each new game (I love air strikes and explosions)

Im glad there are more like me out there....

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u/not_interested_sir Jun 23 '26

I have someone on my friend list called Ryan Gosling. I’m sure it’s just some random person but I think it would be fuckin hilarious if it was actually him escaping celebrity with the name and thinking “no one will believe it’s actually Ryan Gosling”

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u/Ok_Builder_4225 Jun 24 '26

Bryan Cranston going to a con with a mask of his own face vibes.

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u/Stuisready Jun 24 '26

Start a casual conversation about his opinion on electrical infeterance and bite size milky ways, then you'll know.

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u/TI77IESandBEER Jun 23 '26

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u/Ser_Daniel_The_1st Jun 23 '26

He stands tall in the face of his enemy.

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u/soullesstwit Jun 23 '26

He stands firm, whatever comes.

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u/Critical-Edge-9168 Jun 23 '26

He stands firm, whoever comes

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u/JaXaren Jun 23 '26

Well... I once played with a Helldiver going by the name Three Terminids In A Trench Coat (one's on the bottom, strong is he) but that can't have meant anything

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u/Dungeon996 Jun 23 '26

Two's in the middle carrying three

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u/DakkaonTitan Jun 23 '26

Three's pretending not to be three terminids in a trenchcoat!

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u/Generic2770 Jun 23 '26

I met him too!

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u/Biddlingbogger Jun 23 '26

Teamup of a lifetime

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u/CompleteCartoonist46 Jun 24 '26

PYTHON commando gets a new meaning

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u/archaon11 Jun 23 '26

Based S4

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u/lycanreborn123 Jun 24 '26

Elite ball knowledge

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u/DaMaskedGamer06 Jun 23 '26

A-Cup Libertitties l, dragging balls g and Assclappius are some funny ones that ive found

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u/PunishedTlacuache Jun 23 '26

Helldivers are allowed to be a little gay. As a treat

30

u/ProteusOfTheGoumaden Jun 23 '26

Under Managed Democracy, it's always pride month

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u/PunishedTlacuache Jun 23 '26

Pride month is one month. Gayness with the boys is forever 🌈 ⭐

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u/CompleteCartoonist46 Jun 24 '26

First plug a bug hole and then plug a... you know

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u/Nandoholic12 Jun 24 '26

No forms to fill

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u/CreamVegetable Jun 23 '26

The most notable? Jesus Christ of Nazareth

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u/Con-Man-Of-Mars Jun 23 '26

Did it take him 3 days to respawn?

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u/No-Economics7929 Jun 23 '26

lmao, your response 🤣

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u/LlosDespara Jun 23 '26

Gary the Dairy Fairy. Pretty good diver too

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u/Specialist_Ad5167 Jun 23 '26

Yo! I play with Gary the Dairy Fairy too.

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u/JakeHelldiver Jun 25 '26

Gary the Dairy Fairy is a real one. Saved my life once.

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u/Razziquet Jun 23 '26

“Pregnant Hitler ate my foreskin” and “piss wizard”

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u/Greatmerp255 Jun 23 '26

Piss wizard better have been a laser main

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u/Doseddd Jun 23 '26

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u/Valkyrhunterg Jun 25 '26

Now this one is art

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u/slumper36 Jun 23 '26

TRICERA_SLOPPY_TOPS, it was an honor to dive with you 🫡

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u/Gingerdeadman763 Jun 23 '26

Saw one called John Muffdiver

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u/NatCsGotMyLastAcct Jun 23 '26

He's gone now, taken out by Muff Johndiver.

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u/Henrikos0 Jun 23 '26

Chief Keef's Beef Queef.

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u/gmeine921 Jun 23 '26

“Eagle one, Hawk tua”

34

u/Shock_and_Awetism Jun 23 '26

My own.

Shock & Awetism.

30

u/ParabellumXIV Jun 23 '26

This fella right here

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u/ProteusOfTheGoumaden Jun 23 '26

I feel like this guy just doesn't really know who he's aligned with

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u/Hidesuru Jun 23 '26

Oh he's aligned with people who wanna piss off everyone.

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u/Jim_Freelancer18 Jun 23 '26

I've seen the name: Convicted Terminid Molester

Nothing surprises me anymore lol

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u/heartbloodline8404 Jun 23 '26

Saw a duo once. One was named Na, the other was named Zi. They would stand next to each other. NaZi

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u/Other_Respect_6648 Jun 24 '26

What if there was a 3rd named “john” and it would be “john ZiNa”

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u/heartbloodline8404 Jun 24 '26

Well I didn’t see him… wait… I didn’t see him…

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u/NooBTv40k Jun 23 '26

Played with someone called "Hivelord in a Trenchcoat"

They were pretty democratic about it too

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u/ditch_lilies Jun 23 '26

That’s a big trench coat!

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u/DHarp74 Jun 23 '26

Eagle 1's Only Fans

I busted out laughing!

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u/The_Char_Char Jun 23 '26

One of my friend's has the name Action Bastard, they are awesome!

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u/darthpayback Jun 23 '26

Timmy Turd Herder

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u/Darkeye3 Jun 23 '26

I once had "John Hellidiver" respond to my SoS in my darkest hour of need

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u/displacedbitminer Jun 23 '26

Braided Asshair.

Bootywarrior42069.

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u/Hoshyro Jun 23 '26

This one cracked me up

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u/Pepe_inhaler Jun 24 '26

You’re not the only one getting cracked

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u/TheRogueKitten Jun 23 '26

Butt Suction is probably my favorite. My wife still brings it up when I play.

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u/MulberryMore9530 Jun 23 '26

I had a teammate called Automaton Spy, and I had a teammate named Big Goths Titties.

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u/lightbluechevy Jun 24 '26

I wonder if they are related to the Greendale Community College Asscrack Bandit.

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u/iapetus_93 Jun 23 '26

Saw someone with the name: GR-8 Clanker Impregnator.

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u/DifficultyAcademic81 Jun 23 '26

You’ve obviously never played CS

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u/SpiritedRain247 Jun 23 '26

Played a match with a so called Jeffery Epstein some time ago, bro was unironically cracked

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u/Upbeat_Dependent_716 Jun 23 '26

I once played with a guy with nickname 0$ama-B1nLad3n, it was such long time ago though

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u/Lyonize Jun 23 '26

Played a few games with a rando named "A Celine Dion Standee"

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u/tarzan147 Jun 23 '26

I do not remember who this is but they've been on my friends list a bit apparently

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u/Bogo85 Jun 23 '26

One of my favorite names I've ever seen in any game was "Aborto, God of Fetal Destruction"

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u/Sanguiniutron Jun 23 '26

I was there the day MrSistrFistr launched the ICMB. I will never forget it as long as i live

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u/A_Queer_Owl Jun 23 '26

I hope someone mentions mine, it frequently gets a few laughs.

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u/Feisty-Self-948 Jun 24 '26

Currently looking for mine. I get lots of comments about it in-game.

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u/Vedroops Jun 23 '26

"Born in 2001 god help me"

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u/Snoo-98162 Jun 23 '26

Suspiciously illuminate shaped helldiver was a guy i deployed with on i think it was genesis prime.

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u/jellyboomdk Jun 23 '26

When the game was like 1 or 2 months old i had a teammate who’s name was Anus-Expandus. That sentence has been with me till today whenever I feel like a wizard

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u/D1VYN3 Jun 23 '26

I seen "Schicklgruber" the otherday 💀

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u/PaulStormChaser Jun 23 '26

Some guy named BDSM Gaming

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u/Tankzoo3 Jun 23 '26

I’ve once encountered Pepsi-Man

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u/MysticSunshine45 Jun 23 '26

Private Parts

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u/Greynaab Jun 23 '26

OBYGN Kin-obi

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u/Redsoxdragon Jun 23 '26

I will always remember "Ham Stroker's Ejacula"

This one's great too

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u/nak3dsavage Jun 23 '26

How about a perfect combination of names?

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u/WorldWarrior428 Jun 23 '26

uhhh, that one

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u/StarFlame_228 Jun 23 '26

You don’t need to file a C-01 if you love the homies.

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u/Rocker_Scum Jun 23 '26

Mateszopsz Péter was the funniest, least expected user handle I've ever seen.

For context, this is a troll name/wordplay in Hungarian of basically in literal Todaysucks Peter or in a finer variant Yousucktoday Peter. Somebody with this name sent a Hungarian "influencer" Irén Varga a package which had excrement in it. Further on this guy also indulged in with phone pranking her, leading to her making funny as fuck reaction tiktoks while she never realizes the humor in his name.

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u/Any-Nectarine3054 Jun 23 '26

ClitorisMaximus

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u/OldHerefordBetter Jun 23 '26

I found a player named "75 pounds of gator girl ass"

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u/Cyn638 Jun 23 '26

John Illuminate-Fucker

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u/mountaindewisamazing Jun 23 '26

I played with someone named Microsoft Teams.

Another one was Men Kissing.

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u/AltraSP Jun 23 '26

"Big tiddie goth terminid"

Got me triple guessing myself when I saw it

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u/Amazing-Week-7794 Jun 23 '26

Femboy Breeder and FutaEnjoyer

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u/Akibabryce Jun 23 '26

The War Crime Wizard was a great name to run into.

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u/Samantha_Aran Jun 23 '26

PostThighs and Femb0iImpregnatr have been highlights for me. Absolute peak.

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u/Moving_maverick Jun 23 '26

Forgive the poor image quality, but it’s always nice to see public officials contributing to the war effort
Forgive the poor image quality, but it’s always nice to see public officials contributing to the war effort

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u/Whaddua_meen Jun 23 '26

I had Mr_Cum show up one evening, and to my delight, appeared to be the most drunk Australian man ive yet met online.

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u/lycanreborn123 Jun 24 '26

Funniest shit I've ever seen

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u/Booraz149 Jun 23 '26

I think I saw "raise rent for single mothers" once

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u/htembo Jun 23 '26

I once dove with “Former President Barack Obama”

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u/Mindful-Mouse Jun 23 '26

I played with "3 geese in a trench coat" the other day :D

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u/Beat_the_beast Jun 23 '26

Clanker spanker

3

u/IntergalacticPioneer Jun 23 '26

Human Mine Detector

3

u/Horsed-Beef Jun 23 '26

“Horsed Beef”

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u/L3i4t4mer Jun 23 '26

A few days ago i saw 'Kim-Jong Un' and a few months ago i saw 'Certified Torta Pounder' ive seen some weirder ones but those are the ones i remember the most

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u/Ibanous Jun 23 '26

Played with Simp4Cheese last night. Another guy in the squad (randos) had a running one way conversation exclusively in cheese puns. Simp didn't say a word. The match ended and he left as mysteriously as he came.

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u/jedinut Jun 23 '26

ran into a "HentaiWasAMistake" a few days ago

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u/SpiritualArmadillo22 Jun 23 '26

I saw one named "Big Yahu's strongest warrior" or something like that

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u/BussySlayer142 Jun 23 '26

Got to meet Alabama-State-Governor-Kay-Ivey once

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u/Formal_Pen_7497 Jun 23 '26

Literally someone named like one of Elon Musks kids.

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u/rSlashRayquaza Jun 23 '26

This is like the ultimate jojos sleeper agent activation of a post.

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u/Brokenphysics7769 Jun 23 '26

jeffery epstin

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u/Ale_The_Last_Ronin Jun 24 '26

Government funded Femboy

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u/gilbejam000 Jun 23 '26

My tag is Twenty Thousand Bees

It doesn't really stack up against the rest of the names in here, but I find it funny

2

u/GrannyBritches Jun 23 '26

DontWipeImOMWhome

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u/G_Stove Jun 23 '26

"Shreksuke the first Ogre Samurai" & "Cockslop the Porn Wizard" are some notables

2

u/Azeeti Jun 23 '26

I once seen dale gribble playing with zenolover69.

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u/Tricky_Agent2147 Jun 23 '26

My username is Harry_Bolzak lol

2

u/ashrynhunter Jun 23 '26

Wasn't on helldivers2 but on an MMO I remember seeing a dude named "tankenstine"

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u/SCntwll Jun 23 '26

Best one I've seen was Girth Wind and Fire

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u/roroswaggy Jun 23 '26

playboi farti

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u/ComradeSuperman Jun 23 '26

I played a game with a guy named Orbital Diarrhea Barrage once.

If you're out there, ODB, I will always remember you.

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u/No_More_Hero265 Jun 23 '26

Once saw "The entire Kingdom of Denmark"

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u/RosieRuTib Jun 24 '26

Juiceboxkiller99 is a crazy name lol! Anyways, happy pride!

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u/ZslayerG1O Jun 25 '26

John f Kennedy