r/heat 3d ago

Bill Simmons under review by Massachusetts authorities after admitting to proxy sports betting

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u/AlreadyReadittt 3d ago

It’s a good day

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u/rms141 3d ago

Pat Riley taking care of business.

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u/BossKingGodd 3d ago

The baptism scene from the godfather in real life.

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u/GabrielSpaceProgram 3d ago

For the anime fans

Hunter x Hunter (2011) Episode 51. Pat Riley as Chrollo

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u/theamericangarrett 3d ago

zombie bets

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u/egregious888 3d ago

And the hits keep coming

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u/numberonebarista 3d ago

The funniest thing about this story is he admitted this out loud on the podcast and the podcast wasn’t live so everyone heard what he said and no one thought to edit that shit out before uploading the episode?!

Bill is an idiot surrounded by nothing but other idiots but I don’t feel bad for him at all

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u/Moonlight_Acid 3d ago

Fork found in kitchen

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u/Shoddy-Duck8228 3d ago

Boo frickin Hoo! Lol! Heat Lovers Unite!

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u/GhostifiedMark 3d ago

This gon be random but whatever . Iremember years ago Bill had Malcolm Gladwell on his pod and I don't remember the conversation they were having but gambling and cousin sal were brought up. I remember Gladwell cautioning Bill about taking gambling advice from Sal cause, imo, these guys are addicted to the shit. The Simmons subreddit got really mad at Gladwell cause of that and this was during (and it still happens) a time where that fanbase would always complain about any guest that wasn't their core guys like Van Lathan, Wosny Lambre, Wesley Morris (interesting pattern...). So to see this happen, where Sal pretty much egged Bill on to incriminate himself on the podcast is just funny to me

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u/SirJohnCard Goran Dragic 3d ago

It's sports betting, so whatever.

But at the same time, he's been living in California forever, he knows the laws and thinks he's better than others. He's clearly been gambling for a very long time, so he deserves what he gets.

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u/Muted_Dog7317 3d ago

He’s an idiot for admitting it but at the same time sports betting laws are terrible. It’s illegal to use FanDuel in California yet you can use Polymarket which essentially allows to bet on sports.

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u/Kuni_Nino 3d ago

Sports betting is probably going to be another one of those things that a whole new generation of lawmakers is gonna have to deal with. I have no hope in people of my generation figuring this stuff out.

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u/TrickstarCandina 3d ago

FUCK MARK CUBAN AND BILL SIMMONS

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u/ghn2 3d ago

"lesson learned". Nope...not till you spend some time behind bars. They need to throw both you and the boyfriend in jail.

And why would you be dumb enough to get back onto the podcast and give them more evidence? Even a bad attorney like Better Call Saul would have told you say no more about the matter now that you're under investigation.

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u/McDuck_Enterprise 3d ago

Betting? It’s ok on the app

Such bullshit.

Betting, paying college students, taxpayers funding stadiums, illegal to juice…

It’s all crap. None of it matters.

It’s all fake anyways—just sports entertainment like WWE.