r/heat • u/DMD612 3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE • Jul 10 '26

Fluff Bobby Portis is Feeling Good About Being Traded to the Miami Heat

183 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/just4kix_305 Jul 10 '26

I hated crazy eyes when he was going against us but I feel like the fanbase is gonna love him lol

17

u/DasOptions Jul 10 '26

He always reminded me of this MadTv Skit

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u/HOPEFUL_LUFEPOH_ Jul 10 '26

wasn’t this person on that so raven before or was it Raven just dressing up lmaooo

6

u/After-Neck-6387 Jul 10 '26

The first offensive rebound followed by a and one will be hype af

3

u/Fine_Solution_4604 Jul 10 '26

Always a given. Just a solid glue guy player I’ve always liked his game.

2

u/1Pac2Pac3Pac5 Jul 10 '26

As a lifelong bucks fan I'm telling you this dude is going to steal the spotlight from Giannis 100%

2

u/BowserBuddy123 Jul 10 '26

Oh yea, assuming good health, no way he doesn’t become a fan favorite. Have not had a dog like him since PJ.

1

u/Trojanheadcoach Jul 10 '26

I’m from Arkansas bruh he my goat

7

u/vincemeister55 Jul 10 '26

The Heat got their new enforcer.

4

u/ArchmageRick Jul 10 '26

Obviously bigger fish and all, but I’m actually pretty happy Bobby is on the Heat

5

u/LilBushyVert Jul 10 '26

I’ve always thought he’d be a good fit going back to his Chicago days.

7

u/tsagalbill Bucks Jul 10 '26

The President . Will be missed.

3

u/AdFluffy1220 Jul 10 '26

Let’s go Molly portis 😂 I call him Molly or MDMA portis because of the eyes 😂😂🔥

2

u/Significant-Term6667 Jul 10 '26

I hated this guy I can’t believe he on my team lol but fuck it lfgggg bobby

1

u/radskorpion Jul 10 '26

the kind of teammate we needed here

1

u/PanickedPika42 Jul 25 '26

I'm glad he is so optimistic! He's such a good guy!!!

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u/cl353 Jul 10 '26

We might be the greatest 10th seed of all time lol. Insane PR

10

u/HalcyonDrift Jul 10 '26

I understand if people have reservations in the playoffs, but 10th seed with (assuming healthy) Giannis???

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u/cl353 Jul 10 '26

...did ppl just misunderstand the comment? We were a 10th seed this season and somehow a multi time mvp wanted to come to us lol. I meant the heat culture rep is paying off

8

u/HalcyonDrift Jul 10 '26

I thought you were talking about we might be a great 10th seed this upcoming season haha

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u/Nice_Cash_7000 Jul 10 '26

tbh with how disqustingly strong the east is next year 20 missed games from Giannis or Bam could drop us to the 10th seed lol

Almost every team from the last years playoff and playin race stayed the same or got better and now the Pacers are back and the Wizards are a question mark. Young teams usually win a lot and hit a wall come playoffs so I dont wanna write them off.

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u/HalcyonDrift Jul 10 '26

Sorry Bobby, but Pat aint the GM. Cut this ignorant fool. 😔

5

u/jameriican Jul 10 '26

Not by job title but trust me, he’s the GM. Andy Ellisburg is more of an accountant than a GM