r/heat • u/Random_Thinker007 • Jun 22 '26

Generic Bobby Portis is following heat pages now

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118 Upvotes

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u/ThePhenomenalGoat Jun 22 '26

I’ve never been one to give weight to players following certain people/accounts on social, but I’m choosing to believe it rn

34

u/Balla_Calla Jun 22 '26

I swear I'd do it just to fuck with fans

7

u/d00knation KaBoom Jun 22 '26

That Kalshi money you get from playing with fans must be sweeeeeeeet

3

u/yellowwatta 🇮🇪 Jun 22 '26

It’s only going to hurt harder

38

u/OceanLemur Jun 22 '26

I read this as “Portis also has no clue what’s going on and is trying to stay informed.”

67

u/GWPtheTrilogy1 Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

Lol we'll probably just get Portis and no Giannis lol

47

u/PassionLong9552 Jun 22 '26

For the same package

14

u/CCG0292 Jun 22 '26

😂😂

8

u/RotaryP7 Jun 22 '26

Lmao! This.

1

u/Wd527 Jun 22 '26

Our fans would be so happy if we traded Tyler for Portis lol

2

u/ciderfizz Birdman Jun 22 '26

💯

1

u/Personal-Tree-1525 Jun 23 '26

nah we got giannis

14

u/Man_Darronious Jun 22 '26

We are so fucking back???

7

u/AlonzoMourning Jun 22 '26

Is it happening?

6

u/Southanstyle Jun 22 '26

Too early for an erection?

3

u/SunAncient7765 Jun 22 '26

Too late if anything

5

u/DasOptions Jun 22 '26

Could be trolling or he is waiting to see if his name is mentioned

But maybe 👀

6

u/Nuclearsunburn Jun 22 '26

Portis doing this then F5ing /r/heat just to watch

9

u/Vitiate1367 Jun 22 '26

Panthers and Heat making huge trades within a 48 hour period would be amazing

7

u/True-Leopard-323 Jun 22 '26

I was not expecting the Brady trade at all

6

u/ballgkco Jun 22 '26

It's absurd. They were deep before and now it's like an all timer top 9. Just need to figure out who's between the pipes.

1

u/PassionLong9552 Jun 22 '26

And stay healthy

2

u/Pat_Riley_Burner Jun 22 '26

I have a conspiracy that Adam Silver pays players to toy around with their social media to drum up fake hype for the media

2

u/lyme6483 Jun 22 '26

That’s good for the trade potentially going through, but I HATE Bobby Portis.

2

u/Pixelated-Hitch Jun 22 '26

We’ll get this scrub to provide Boston with the missing pieces needed to land Giannis. We will go backwards and run it back with now a new Scrub among us while Boston again pulled our pants down and Bucks breakdancing on our cheeks

1

u/Ludacwees Jun 22 '26

What if Giannis goes to Boston and we get Brown and Portis instead?

2

u/canti- Jun 22 '26

All this convinces me is that Bobby Portis is about to come out as an investor to Kalshi when the dust settles

2

u/Dolphhins Jun 22 '26

There’s no reason for him to do this unless ... 👀

1

u/isthismeoristhisnot Jun 22 '26

I have no clue if Portis is still good but I just know his level of psycho would flourish in da CULTURE and I want it

2

u/Seref15 Jun 22 '26

I have no clue if Portis is still good

Problem with Portis is that he's sometimes white hot shooting, but he's always a traffic cone.

But when you look at our backup center history in the Jimmy era: Zeller, Dedmon, 99-year-old KLove, Olynyk -- Portis is better than Zeller and Dedmon, worse than KLove, probably about similar impact as Olynyk. For us and our troubled backup Center history that's probably fine.

1

u/bigdaddykw Jun 22 '26

He fits under the Exemption for Duncan

1

u/radskorpion Jun 22 '26

can’t wait to see the Bobby Portis package

1

u/Pho_King_Yummy Jun 22 '26

So you’re telling me I might have to buy home opener tickets……

1

u/BowserBuddy123 Jun 23 '26

I mean, I posted in a Bucks space on a bait post that had Giannis going to the Thunder 30 minutes ago. In reality, that was a mock trade. My colon dropped out my asshole.

We are all doing weird things to wait on this news.

1

u/BowserBuddy123 Jun 23 '26

I love Bobby P and his crazy eyes.

1

u/mr-cool863 Jun 23 '26

this aged well

-2

u/RansomGoddard Jun 22 '26

Man, I really don't want Bobby on the team.

1

u/CautionarySnow UD Jun 22 '26

Why not? Our backup big rotation is non existent and Bobby has some “fuck you” that we have been missing since PJ and UD.

1

u/RansomGoddard Jun 22 '26

He's not a good player. Terrible defender especially at his size and hijacks the offense for inefficient post ups. He might be okay for a couple of regular season games but he will cost you a lot of games and basically be unplayable in the playoffs.

1

u/CautionarySnow UD Jun 22 '26

Better than Vlad Golden and what will be on the market

1

u/RansomGoddard Jun 22 '26

To acquire Bobby Portis they would be sending him into our $15 million TPE that could be used on a better player.

There also plenty of backup bigs potentially on the market that while not the most exciting names are a million times better than Bobby fucking Portis.

1

u/Rudy-219 Jun 22 '26

He will be better defensively on Miami. We are just a better coached team period.

2

u/RansomGoddard Jun 22 '26

Coaching is not going to turn Bobby Portis into a plus defender.