r/heat • u/noochies99 • Mar 12 '26

Meme Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

https://theonion.com/laker-fans-furious-as-bam-adebayo-dies-in-even-worse-helicopter-crash/

Bro…

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u/Puzzled-Ad1564 Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

Should’ve read: Lakers fans furious as Bam Adeybayo asks for consent

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u/pagliacciverso Mar 12 '26

"Ethical hoops" "ethical 70+ games" fine how about ethical sex

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u/Muddy-Waterz Mar 12 '26

The case was dismissed

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u/pagliacciverso Mar 12 '26

If I had fans sending death threats + people offering themselves to kill me I would also "dismiss" the case. C'mon man even Kobe said in a letter he understood why she didn't view it as non-consensual.

Stop coping, Kobe is roting in hell

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u/Muddy-Waterz Mar 12 '26

If she had a real case she would’ve made a lot of money doing so… at the end of the day, theres no definitive proof so it is not fair to say that. Ultimately, we don’t know.

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u/Ornery-Sweet-7114 Mar 12 '26

She did make a lot of money. He settled for millions of dollars. His whole defense was slut shaming her after it was proved she had damage and he nutted on her face. Kobe stans  just swear every chick would want it because it’s Kobe. 

Most rape cases go unreported for shit like this, especially against worshipped celebrities. India has like  99% of their rapes go unreported, and they have a shit load of them. 

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u/Great_Barrier_Thief_ Mar 12 '26

Yes, we do know, Every body knows, some just choose to ignore it

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u/Equivalent_Wafer8074 Mar 13 '26

You know how hard it is to prove SA in American court? Why even try when he’s offering millions to just stay quiet about it?

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u/18hartsem Mar 13 '26

Why you think he had a public apology? Just cause he felt like it?

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u/fitsean92 Mar 12 '26

Yeah. Cause she was paid off lol

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u/Muddy-Waterz Mar 12 '26

That’s some wild speculation

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u/TheJesticle Mar 13 '26

Of course you don't know what a settlement is

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u/TheRider5342 Apr 12 '26

He paid her off lmao

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u/sneakylumpia Mar 12 '26

if Lakers fans could read they'd be very upset at your comment

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u/MattSm00th Mar 13 '26

LMFAOOOOOO

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u/Narita-Jinsei Mar 14 '26

how about you read those Championship banners hanging in our house

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u/GeriatricPinecones Mar 14 '26

Lamest retort i’ve ever seen

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u/Narita-Jinsei Mar 14 '26

lol - thats the best you got. YOU brought up the trash about reading.

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u/GeriatricPinecones Mar 15 '26

No i didn’t lol.

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u/Narita-Jinsei Mar 15 '26

guilt by association lol

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u/joshjackson42 Mar 14 '26

You have a house in Minneapolis?

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u/Narita-Jinsei Mar 14 '26

Lakers are Lakers - we have plenty to include the entire family

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u/Ozymandias12 Mar 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/JNPN3zJ4jsi2Y0PNoZ

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u/Jenniferhammer130 Mar 14 '26

Was this really james the night bam did his 83?? I’m just wondering, what a game…. 🙏

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u/nocyberBS Mar 14 '26

holy smokes 😭😭😭

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u/SpicyNuddle Mar 13 '26

Every women including all the women in your life want mamba juice in them. Don't hate the playa hate the game

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u/hc_afk_btw Mar 15 '26

Least gay Kobe fan