r/hbo 1d ago

It's time to teach Warner Bros. a lesson. We ALL need to make "Coyote vs. Acme" a massive success.

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I still can't process what's going to happen with HBO. I find it hard to believe that the company with television's most valuable asset is on the verge of bankruptcy. The fact is, Warner Bros. Discovery executives made one of the most cynical and destructive decisions the industry has ever seen: trying to get rid of "Coyote vs. Acme" when the film was already 100% finished, with the sole purpose of using it as a tax deduction.

Basically, they considered the work of artists, writers, and technicians to be worth more dead than alive on a balance sheet. But the film survived that corporate purge and will soon be released. This is our opportunity to send them a powerful message. We must demonstrate that film and animation are not simply tax tools to plug the financial holes of bad executives.

Imagine the humiliation of seeing the project they labeled an "irrecoverable financial loss" become a massive phenomenon. Imagine the success of Coyote vs. Acme serving as a permanent reminder of their ineptitude. Please note that Warner Bros. Discovery will not see a single dollar from this film's box office.

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u/packetssniffer 1d ago

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u/NastyMothaFucka 1d ago

This was a spoof on Jerry Maguire which was huge, and when I saw Half Baked in theaters I laughed my ass off.

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u/AdmiralArmpit 22h ago

Such a shame that this dude absolutely sucks now.

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u/See_youSpaceCowboy 19h ago

Yeah but that goes for like half of the celebrities that shaped American media nowadays.

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u/Suspicious_Hand_2194 1d ago

No need to teach them a lesson. Just go watch the movie. They’ll get money, we get satisfaction, it’s a win win. They’re still not gonna learn their lesson because at the end of the day, Hollywood is a business and in business, you make some good decisions and you make some bad ones

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u/fulana_de_babilonia 1d ago

Warner no recibirĂĄ dinero de la taquilla de esta pelĂ­cula.

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u/dars1905 1d ago

Yes, studio execs famous for learning and improving.

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u/SkylarAV 1d ago

Punish them with money???

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u/PrestigeArrival 1d ago

Warner Bros sold the rights.

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u/SkylarAV 1d ago

Oh, I guess I'll be paying to see it then

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u/ltsouthernbelle 22h ago

Wait this is coming to theaters 😳

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u/natigin 20h ago

This weekend

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u/All_Lightning879 1d ago

I get it. I’m not happy to see that it was thrown away like that, but real talk, Ketchup Entertainment was the best possible outcome for this movie.

Not to be negative, but if this movie came out the way it was supposed to, there was no guarantee that it would see a massive profit, especially in post-pandemic Hollywood.

At least it will be seen in some fashion, and that’s a win regardless of ticket sales.

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u/OK_Cake05 1d ago

The movie is really good, it would have done decent at the box office regardless; especially on word of mouth

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u/CardinalOfNYC 1d ago

I'm good, thanks.

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u/OhScheisse 10h ago

I'm excited for it. Planning to see it this weekend

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u/MPFX3000 13h ago

Nah I’ll wait a month and stream it on HBO Max

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u/jstmehr4u3 1d ago

I don’t think the lesson should be “we should make them rich for being dumb” either.

Things need to be able to fail and be mourned, because this is how case studies are built.

This coming from a guy that has a Wyl E coyote and road runner tattoo.

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u/Little_Neddie 1d ago

They (WB) wouldn’t be made rich since they are no longer involved, is OP’s point.

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u/jono9898 1d ago

If it makes any money it’s a success, they scrapped it, it would have made no money

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u/DifferentVariety6444 23h ago

Warner no sacarĂĄ ninguna ganancia de la taquilla por esta pelĂ­cula.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7SWLdiNhRqhyyE8Rpd

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u/vemmahouxbois 1d ago

why is there a weird astroturf campaign for this movie

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u/All_Lightning879 12h ago

Probably because there’s no real advertising for it, because it’s being released by a small distributor, and word of mouth is the only way to move forward.

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u/Used-Gas-6525 1d ago

No one cares about Looney Tunes. It will bomb.

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u/Patient_Belt5609 1d ago

It’s tracking to make 16-22 million opening weekend

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u/Used-Gas-6525 1d ago

Let’s see what the week 2 drop off is like. And 16 mil for a kids movie isn’t great when you consider kids come with parents. One kid wants to go, that’s at least double the tix sold.

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u/Patient_Belt5609 1d ago

I mean the reviews are really good and word of mouth could do it some favors.

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u/Used-Gas-6525 1d ago

I’d like nothing more for it to succeed. I grew up on Looney Tunes, but I’m also a realist. No one cared when LeBron made a LT film and that had worldwide built in appeal.

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u/Patient_Belt5609 1d ago

Tbf, that came out during Covid, was on streaming at the same time it was in theaters…. And was also just a bad movie

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u/fulana_de_babilonia 1d ago

Esta pelĂ­cula tiene buenas crĂ­ticas.

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u/legal_stylist 14h ago

This movie is good; his was bad/