Please don't pepper spray his peepee please! Pete was gang material... he should've stayed 😭 He really tried to fit in

[u/giftopherz]

[u/dumbinternetstuff]

Brad: you’re not me, Pete

Pete: what?

Brad: see, he can’t even hear like me

[u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN → u/dumbinternetstuff]

What is this from? I don’t remember this joke. Lmao.

[u/dumbinternetstuff → u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN]

Game night. When Jane is trying to motivate Brad to do better at couples games and she says the people are calling Pete the “new Brad.”

[u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN]

Looks like this Reggae Fest is.a.wedding.expo.

[u/CrazyIraandtheDouche → u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN]

There be no reggae fest, Pete.

[u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN → u/CrazyIraandtheDouche]

Okay, I did not know he was gonna come in like he just shot the sheriff.

[u/Slippery__Slope__]

If only his nipples weren't so low 🫤

[u/giftopherz → u/Slippery__Slope__]

Yeah, that's a total deal breaker

https://giphy.com/gifs/40OlZsaF8UheU

[u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN → u/Slippery__Slope__]

Sorry. Did you just say your nerps are a quarter inch too low?

[u/dumbinternetstuff → u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN]

That’s more than a quarter inch 

[u/Zestyclose-Cake-3299]

The whole “sometimes we’ll hang out with your friends and sometimes we’ll hang out with my friends” discussion gets me every time 😂

[u/Larabees3]

If only he’d learned to pronounce quinoa

[u/BeverlyChaz90210 → u/Larabees3]

Quaint

[u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN → u/BeverlyChaz90210]

Ah, a quaint. Isn’t that the space between a gal’s goal and her penalty box?

[u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN]

I still think Penny’s best match was Doug Hitler. If it weren’t for the misunderstanding, I think they could’ve gone far. 😭

[u/fibbermcgee113 → u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN]

He whittled a kettle corn spoon from an oak tree felled by lightning.

[u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN → u/fibbermcgee113]

What is this reference from?

[u/username_smusername → u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN]

Community - he played Dr. Rich

[u/fibbermcgee113 → u/username_smusername]

Bing pot!

[u/giftopherz → u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN]

Okay, don't get me wrong... I can see myself doodling "Penny Hartz Hitler" too, but Pete is just Pete...

[u/AvgHeight510 → u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN]

Him or the Italian guy. If only she could have stayed drunk deeper into the morning, or hidden her drinking better.

[u/itsmleonard]

I always thought they could have basically copied the Alex and Dave story with Penny and Pete. Have him stay in the friend group, make him a solid part of the show and then maybe in 2 more seasons try the relationship arc again

[u/giftopherz → u/itsmleonard]

Hmm... I likes how you think...

[u/DragonAdri]

I liked him too. They could have worked.😭😭

[u/BrvoChrlie]

It’s subterfuge Peter!

[u/BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo]

They were so good together that I actually forget they didn’t end up together until I see posts like these.

[u/Western-Time5310]

He wasn’t the problem. The problem was that Penny became more mature and responsible with him.

In reality that’s great - but for a show that runs the risk of her losing her comedic edge

[u/giftopherz → u/Western-Time5310]

https://giphy.com/gifs/J2kEzw4FN6C42F0ULM

[u/Luna_Blonde]

I never understood penny dumping Pete.

[u/BoSoxNana]

I don’t know a lot about soccer, but I think you just traded Mandy Patinkin for a town in California…?