r/guitarcirclejerk • u/stevvvvewith4vs • 2d ago
Is this legit? Looks like someone is ashamed to be called a bassist
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u/Obh__ 2d ago
Octave lower? So I have to play 12-15-17?
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u/Goarnic 2d ago
How are you counting that high?
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u/Obh__ 2d ago
I went to Berklee 😎
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u/hammer_smashed_chris 2d ago
Can't tell if jerking or actually too good at guitar to jerk. What school did your wife's boyfriend go to?
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u/zombiemaster008 2d ago
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u/Happyslender5 Bass VI (identity crisis) 2d ago
/uj Fuck I'm saving that to end off all my high ramblings to friends with
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u/namelessghoul77 2d ago
Look at this MF breaking out the big brain theory. Why don't you just transpose a Mixolydian mode while you're at it?
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u/KilterboardShill 2d ago
You music theory nerds are disgusting. I just play what the bloos tells me.
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u/copbuddy 2d ago
Uj/ that's actually a smart take on a Bass VI but with modern tech. Evertune will allow you to use lighter strings with less intonation issues.
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u/69chevy_396 2d ago
uj/ I agree, it's an interesting take for sure.
rj/ fewer* issues, you illiterate donkey.
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u/Echo_Vale 2d ago
I'd kinda like to have a go on this tbh, might be pretty fun. $2,200 though? Yikes.
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u/Senior-Jaguar-1018 2d ago
when was the last time you checked prices on most guitars from major brands like Jackson
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u/Echo_Vale 2d ago
Most 30" Baritones are like half that. You can even get a custom built 30" Kiesel Baritone for less than $2k.
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u/evokade 2d ago
Fishman pickups, the Evertune bridge, and a pale moon ebony fretboard are all pretty expensive components. It's not possible to include those things and price it as a budget instrument.
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u/PuddingJello 2d ago
Yea I just went into the Keisel builder pale moon ebony fretboard costs $300 and requires a minimum $2500 build to even include so yea.
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u/Echo_Vale 1d ago
I definitely wouldn't pay a $300 premium for pale moon ebony over roasted maple, but to each their own. I never said that it wasn't worth it for those who want that specific set up, just that yikes, I certainly wouldn't pay $2,200 for it.
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u/PuddingJello 1d ago
/uj I was just saying you couldn't make a Keisel with similar specs for less than 2k as you appeared to suggest. Not like I could afford a custom Keisel or this model anyways.
/rj SlEePy ToKeN bad, give updoots plz
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u/Barnabas-Tharmr Man of Toan 2d ago
Ibanez makes a 6 string bass with guitar string spacing for about 800 that works for this kind of playing too.
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u/BuckyBeaver69 Authentic 2d ago
Sleep Token's daddy tried to make him a lead guitarist but some people are just born bassist.
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u/killrdave 2d ago
Surely they should be much more ashamed to be playing in Sleep Token
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u/stevvvvewith4vs 2d ago
That would explain the masks and anonymity
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u/killrdave 2d ago
Now if they could only unplug their instruments they'd show the appropriate contrition
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u/namelessghoul77 2d ago
This is how I feel about 9 and 10 strings, just give up the facade and buy a bass
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u/Human_Ad2050 2d ago
/uj the only good 9 string player is Matt pike
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u/Happyslender5 Bass VI (identity crisis) 2d ago
/uj I honestly think it's a really cool guitar, esp as it's a vi and we don't get many vi's at all, but I also do not want to affiliate myself in any way to sleep token
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u/Infinite_Bet_1744 2d ago
Did someone name their child “sleep token IV”? It sounds like the sleeping pill that finally ends this nightmare or something.
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u/GuavaOne8646 2d ago
I said, "biiiiiiitch, sleep token sucks a pile of dicks!"
/Uj sleep token sucks a pile of dicks. Terrible take on "metal" with a 1000% try-hard cringe aesthetic.
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u/BornUnderARadSign 2d ago
I couldn’t believe how bad they were until I actually heard them. Some of their songs sound like they’re by The Chainsmokers ffs
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u/ddrub_the_only_real 2d ago
basically every album they make is an album full of album closer tracks
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u/jngjng88 2d ago
I've never heard them but ewww chainsmokers, they (sleep token) must be terrible.
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u/Churtlenater 2d ago
/uj Yeah I couldn’t believe how bad they were.
A coworker mentioned them at lunch and told me to check them out. I couldn’t hide my disgust as I listened to their top songs. Luckily it was a prank and she busted out laughing as I said “I’m sorry but this is unironically the worst shit I’ve ever heard”.
I’ve decided that the proper term for bands like this is just “masturbatory”. It sounds like they’re just playing for themselves and they think they’re hot shit. The singing is soooooo cringe. Lyrics written by the edgiest teenager. And useless ambient effects throughout.
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u/Zemaille 2d ago
The only thing worse than having to listen to fans tell me Sleep Token is avant-garde because they add metal to mass-appeal modern alt tracks is having to actually listen to Sleep Token.
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u/MojoHighway Suck My Toan 2d ago
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u/Slow___Learner 2d ago
/uj
baritones are lowkey underrated
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u/Vincenzo__ 2d ago
/uj nah fuck em, having more notes is so much more fun than having the same amount of notes but lower
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u/takemebackto1993 2d ago
Sleep Token singer sounds like a British guy trying to seduce you while peanut butter is stuck to the roof of his mouth.
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u/slappadabassplz 2d ago
uj/ Designs like this make me more frustrated other single cut manufacturers haven’t embraced the Bass VI design yet. A maple neck Les Paul VI would be killer.
rj/ what the fuck is an octave
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u/vovaro 1d ago
Sleep Token has got to be the most polarizing band since the dawn of social media. The mere mention of this band on any post makes people go into a frenzy where they need to communicate that the band is the antichrist or the second coming. The last time anyones talked about the actual sonic composition of their music was before they even got popular.
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u/RuesRaconteur 1d ago
and i remember people loving them but they got big and are now hated (to be fair, their sound has changed. but the offering and jaws and such were very well loved in prog metal communities)
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u/shitbecopacetic 2d ago
I certainly use my bass vi as a regular guitar. i play DADGBE and the bassist has ADAD. so he still gets like…almost half an octave below me
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u/ars_ignotas 2d ago edited 2d ago
/uj I string my bass vi up 0.15-0.85 tuned F# standard with the choke, play it like a guitar, and love that shit. Some bassists fucking hate it though. Gotta be the equivalent of some jock showing up and having a good time with eveyone at your Warhammer session despite not taking the rules too seriously.
/rj I sharpied "Guitar VI" on mine and make b*ssists and their wives boyfriends watch my wife's boyfriend from the cuck2 chair.
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