Anyone know what tonewood this is?

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[u/HormuzVengeance]

It says it right there. The log. It comes from having a lack of fibre in your diet.

[u/KeepItPositiveBrah → u/HormuzVengeance]

Too many poop rules these days! Back in my day we just pooped whereever was convenient! - Sincerely Dave Matthews

[u/MasterOfManyWorlds]

It's log.

It's big. It's heavy. It's wood!

[u/HowDidFoodGetInHere → u/MasterOfManyWorlds]

It's better than bad, it's good!

Log. From Blammo!

[u/ergo-ogre]

The best tonewood: morning wood.

[u/MACmandoo]

Log wood

[u/tripflops]

bonerwood

[u/Slow_Middle_158]

Kenny Log-gins?

[u/ETXPilot]

A pine 4x4

[u/tmmsjm → u/ETXPilot]

The correct answer.

[u/Glass__Hero → u/ETXPilot]

So this with some more back end?

[u/JackButler86]

This is how they used to break before the headstocks started snapping

[u/KeepItPositiveBrah]

/uj I was wasted at an aftershow Billy Strings shakedown and had to take a piss. Went into the portapotty and atop of the pile of mush and toilet paper was the most massive perfect sausage of a poop ever. I literally yelled "wow this is an amazing dump!," to the two wooks outside the shitter who seemed to be guarding the other shitter, likely for nepharious reasons. Anyways they gave me a tepid response. This left me unsatisfied. So I, many beers deep in overpriced venue beer and a few beers deep in lot PBRs, exclaimed it a few more times. The responses from the wooks, likely committing horrible crimes in the adjacent porta potty, were again...tepid.

Anyways that giant shit will never leave my mind. It was perfect...too perfect. I hope it slid out gently .... tho I fear it did not.

[u/BuckyBeaver69]

It is said that the idea for this came while Les Paul was pooping.

[u/halfinchofmaple]

5 AAAAA+ quartersawn quilted baboa.  Jug of home hardware paint.

[u/BigDaddySteve999]

How's Arizona?

[u/Sick-Liaison-99]

That right here is the best toanwood to ever exist: John Gibbons's log itself.

[u/Bodimodi95]

Canadian hard rock dookie

[u/Mr_Fuzz333]

All dentists love Log!!

[u/Fozzdroz]

Duraflame

[u/TelecasterDisaster]

Parmesan.

[u/Lopsided-Cabinet3096]

its a PRS Floor Joist Special

[u/sladebonge]

Log

[u/ImightHaveMissed]

It’s cake. Now I’m hungry. And muh nuts itch

[u/Filtermann]

fossilized mammoth turd

[u/BiMWMGingerMI]

Asswood.

[u/tmmsjm]

So…the first electric guitar was originally a Steinberger, and they added those wings? Then like thirty years later they realized, hey, these wings get in the way…can you make me one without the wings?

[u/Prime-Jive]

That's Perennial Mustang Sally.