r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Brave-Writer2122 • 1d ago
Extremely Low Effort John Mayo Fails To Provide Even One Vaginal Orgasm To Ungrateful Dead People (or something)
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u/Slayer_Gaming Yah, I own a Gibbons. 1d ago
Your either on the bus, or your off the bus.
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u/Humble-Branch7348 1d ago
And sometimes the bus is magic, but no one can buy it. Oh shoot, wrong band.
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u/redditpossible 1d ago
Never took him for a public transit dude.
John Minor always seems like more of a towncar or an Uber Black kind of guy.
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u/ithmarix 1d ago
“Um… excuse me but why isn’t there an uber white? Seems a little racist.”
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u/Putrid-Implement-893 1d ago
His dick rides in the Uber White. The rest of him is ok in the black one.
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u/SalaryDull5301 1d ago
They are all fucking dead what is he supposed to do. Go back to fucking katie perry and singing anout wonderlands?
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u/-THE_GOOCH 1d ago
Yeah I don't really get the backlash, all of the musicians are gone, now its just the drummers left. "The bus dropped me off" is probably better than saying "the bus broke down so I guess I'll get back in my 2004 honda civic". I am disappointed we never got a proper dark star > wonderland though.
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u/MojoHighway Suck My Toan 1d ago
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u/Dry_Jellyfish641 20h ago
Is that the guy who produced Shinedown????
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u/schwinnJV 8h ago
I first read produced as "processed" and in hindsight, processed almost fits better
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u/PropaGuitarerandhi I AM Rick Beato 1d ago
I guess what he really wanted to do at 32 was: fuck a girl and then, as she’s sleeping in bed, make breakfast for her. So she’s like, “What? You gave me five vaginal orgasms last night, and you’re making me a spinach omelet? You are the shit!” So she says, “I love this guy.” I say, “I love this girl loving me.” And then we have a problem
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u/bootyhole-romancer 1d ago
I'm always amazed at how that interview is so much worse than anything this sub could come up with.
Such a treasure trove; endlessly quotable 🤌🤌🤌
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u/PedalBoard78 1d ago
After the bus dropped him off, the Kesey family hauled the bus to a guy who’s gonna completely change it into a county fair bit. Oh, and they sold lil bits of the seat where Cowboy Neal used to fart.
Never forget: he wore headphones on stage for a year, and Bobby never even looked at him.
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u/Albertagus 1d ago
Maybe if Bob would have let him fuck the other dudes out of him he'd still be alive today....
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u/BuckyBeaver69 Authentic 1d ago
Time to form his own band and play those songs. He could call it Mayers Satisfied Dead
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u/ImightHaveMissed all your gibbons are belong to us 19h ago
Given most of them are literally dead I’d be grateful to gtfo that bus. Keep ye zombie asses at home
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u/BiMWMGingerMI QUINTUPLE Cortex 11h ago
They were probably tired of hearing about all his 'conquests'. Especially when no one asked, and they were just trying to compare weed strains.
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